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Posted: 2/7/2006 7:19:41 PM EDT
So now they have some sort of new cosmetic surgery for women. Reconstructive Vagina.
WHAT THE F**K???? It has not been FDA approved yet BUT the best part of the news story was this woman they were interviewing with a spanish accent saying: "Dees is 2006... No one should have to walk arrrrround weeth a loose VA-GI-NA!" |
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"Laser Vaginal Reconstruction!"
Seen those billboards for a quite a while now. Have not been inquiring what needs to be rebuilt or why....not sure I want to know. |
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The why is because these "women" are treating their box like it was a fucking amusement park. |
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labiaplasty
sorry could resist, but: Loose lips sink ships!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Yeah but this is 2006!! NO ONE should have to walk around with a loose vagina!!!
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this is just begging for the "Is your partner complaining about a lack of tightness? then stop having sex with horses" pic
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Amen. I mean, there really is no excuse for it any longer... |
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Oh man that the funniest thing i have heard all day! |
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I remember when the pR0n star Huston got her labia shaved off and sold it on Ebay or something. I remember the howard stearn show wither her on it and her lab's here incased is some plasic paperwight thing.
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Or since they had a Latino accent, they could be good Catholics and don't use any type of birth control and have had 4 kids. |
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May the horse be with you. |
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It IS a fucking amusement park. |
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That's old news.... you should have seen the report on penis replacement. Apparently the penis is removed from a deceased man, and transplanted onto the guy that wants a bigger johnson.
Now, think about this.... a guy that is willing to pay a medical facility to harvest the large-size penis from a dead guy, and have it surgically grafted to his body, with all functioning ability restored? |
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I saw this one day on some show the Mrs was watching. They basically make the pussy look like a little girls twat. Weird.
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Well when a girl I am having sex with starts yelling "deeper, deeper" I start yelling "tighter, tighter" Well I guess now there is surgery for that. Where can I get a donor dick???
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I have heard of surgeries where they "replace" the hymen before..... |
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So I searched "cigar" on ebay and I found these:
http://cgi.ebay.com/CIGAR-SHAPED-JAMU-STICK-CLEANSE-TIGHTEN-WOMENS-VAGINA_W0QQitemZ5664780798QQcategoryZ67590QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem if ya miss the auction, search Jamu Herbal Sticks on yahoo/google. Claims to do the same thing without goin under the knife. |
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That gives a whole new level of meaning to "I wouldn't ____ her with your ____!!!" |
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some chicks to get there lips all snugged in.. so they can lose the meat curtain look :)
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Transplanting the Johnson rod? That would seem impossible. All the nerves and those little blood carrying thingies, the pump......I just don't see it.
Would it have to be the same color as your body? What about an apple head? Could that be an option? How about a couple more gonads too? |
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At some point this thread is going to end up locked so.....
IBTL |
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This thread will go 4+ pages. No lock. Unless some show-off posts a picture.
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How much for a season pass? |
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Of course, like all "cosmetic" surgeries that were borne from medical necessity, the vanity of mankind will seek to use those methods to alter their appearance to fulfill their image.
Now, barring any emergent medical situation, no man with an ounce of self-esteem and mental stability would ever subject themselves to a penis transplant surgery. That being said, um.... I can see a whole new meaning given to the "ORGAN DONOR" forms that are filled-out. It is my wish, upon my death, to donate the following: [_] Heart [_] Lungs [_] Kidneys [_] Liver [_] Eyes [_] Penis |
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Once it's perfected and with little or no complications guys will be lined up for new organs. Even us rather large guys may want to try a new unit.
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Actually, this is not uncommon for women who have had difficult births where tearing (TEARING!) has been involved.
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Hey, if they can retread the thing after it's been beaten to a consistency and appearance not unlike Mick Jagger's lips, I don't see the problem.
Now the cock transplants.. I'm hoping that's a joke. The idea of some dumbass ending up on anti-rejection drugs for life because his dick was kinda dinky doesn't do much for my opinion of humanity but sure wouldn't come as a surprise. |
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This is begging to be someone's new sig line!!! |
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There's a joke here about a 10mm Member not being all that much to brag about, but I'll just let it go. |
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So what we have here are females with tons of sexual expirence that now have a tighter twat?
I dont see a problem with that |
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I don't intend to give some other dude's willy more time at bat than the one I was born with, if you catch my drift... |
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Why on earth do people think that sexual activity "stretches" a female's organs out?? It is an utterly rediculous concept that even high school kids ought to know better than to repeat.... |
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No shit.
Women can do exercises to fix that problem. Too much time sitting on the couch watching Days of Our Lives and eating bon-bons. |
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Ahhh... the old "5 lbs of chewed bubblegum" look. |
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Some dumb cunts' wealthy husbands just need to be separated from some more of their money.
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Shit... IBTL was on the horizon before.. it's imminent now! |
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Pic of Girl eating lunch? |
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