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Posted: 2/7/2006 6:56:20 AM EDT
  It's really no contest: Thomas Sullivan Magnum shags so many hot chicks that no one is close, he lives on the beach in Hawaii, drives a Ferrari, is a Vietnam Vet (sorta SEAL), uses Old School ARs and a 1911, and is a cold blooded killa (Ivan and the blinking NVA guy) and has been beaten, stabbed, shot, cast adrift and comatosed. He falls a little short to Jack Bauer in the torture arena, but his pedigree is better as well;  Magnum's Great-Grandpappy Quigley  Jack's Grandad Oddball And in real life? C'mon! Tom (Future NRA Chairman) Selleck or Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus (Spokesman for Americans for Gun Safety)Sutherland? The rest of the pack, in order:  Cmdr. James Bond  James Tiberius Kirk, in a rare joint mission with Jack  The Chuck  Bruce  Hey, he's got Numchuck skilz And way in back and I mean like "behind you all the way  " back, like "don't drop the soap" back: MacGayver  VanDarn Coming soon - Vikings > Pirates > Ninjas |
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Posted: 2/7/2006 7:03:03 AM EDT
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 You got WAY too much time on your hands! |
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Posted: 2/7/2006 7:03:23 AM EDT
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tagged for the pirates
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Posted: 2/7/2006 7:05:28 AM EDT
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Good write up. A++++
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Posted: 2/7/2006 7:06:04 AM EDT
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Couldja tell? 
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Posted: 2/7/2006 7:10:03 AM EDT
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Fixed it for you Everyone knows Magnum was in Naval Intel 
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Posted: 2/7/2006 7:32:08 AM EDT
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I believe I speak for everyone when I say:
"You know damn right!" |
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Posted: 2/7/2006 7:40:17 AM EDT
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Chaingun, Magnum was a SEAL who went to NI after Vietnam. If you look at many of the hats he wears, they all have the Budweiser Trident. Additionally, if you look at any of the episodes where he is in dress whites, he is wearing the SEAL Eagle and Trident over his row of medals. So technically, you are both right.
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Posted: 2/7/2006 7:44:51 AM EDT
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Wait a minute, Bruce should be way up higher on that list. I like "The Shat man", but there is no way he is superior to Bruce.
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Posted: 2/8/2006 7:38:46 AM EDT
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Bruce should definately be above Chuck on any list. Hell, he kicked Chucks ass (well in a movie at least, and that's what we're talking about here). I also doubt he'd be hawking some exercise machine on late night informercials like Chucky is.
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Posted: 2/8/2006 8:54:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/8/2006 9:10:05 AM EDT
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John Wayne was/is a deity. That's different. The rest of these guys are mortals. |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 9:13:24 AM EDT
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Magnum = SEAL
Jack Bauer = Delta I like Magnum, but there's no real comparison against US Army Delta. Sorry. However, If there was a Delta back then, Thomas would have been a founding member. |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 9:30:29 AM EDT
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Yeah but MacGyver can build a shopping mall out of a 2x4, rope, and yarn.
Chuck Norris on the other hand would round house kick the shopping mall down Jack would be too busy trying to save his pathetic daughter and wife from terrorists. MacGyver wins in the "ingenuity category" Chuck wins in the "1 hit death category" Jack wins in the "I've had the worst 24hrs in the whole wide world category" P.S. Chuck Norris is still up for war crimes of Genocide for his part in Delta Force. |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 9:34:31 AM EDT
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Word up yo...Plus he ain't dead he's frozen. When the wrold is in shit they will though him out and let himloose to kick some ass. He's frozen so when he up and going he'll be pissed so watch out. |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 9:38:02 AM EDT
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 Fuggin' A right! |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 9:46:11 AM EDT
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So, BayEagle, how long have you been unemployed, and do you think you'll find work soon?
CO |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 9:47:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/8/2006 9:57:23 AM EDT
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Is it me, or does that clip look gay? Not just because of the dancing and the outfit, but also because it appears that some dude's hand is fondling VanDamme's junk.... |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 10:10:40 AM EDT
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Fagnum? Nominee for "Best Kiss" with Kevin Kline at the MTV movie awards?
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