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Posted: 2/6/2006 10:23:43 PM EDT
But only if they're as cool as the girl I'm dating...the rest of you won't be getting any for the next couple weeks if you tell them.

In a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers, "Here. Iron this."
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Link Posted: 2/6/2006 10:44:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:




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Link Posted: 2/6/2006 11:02:34 PM EDT


g/f likes it!

me too!!

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Link Posted: 2/6/2006 11:03:29 PM EDT


g/f likes it!

me too!!

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