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Posted: 2/6/2006 2:56:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/6/2006 3:00:22 PM EDT by 89grand]


More mug shot funnies thanks to Maricopa County!

First Name: THERESA
Last Name: DELEON
Date of Birth: 2/28/1966
Height: 5'03
Weight: 120
Hair Color: BLACK
Eye Color: BROWN
Race: WHITE
Sex: FEMALE
In Custody For:
001 FELONY COUNT OF PROBATION VIOLATION


www.mcso.org/submenu.asp?file=CrimeOfTheWeek&TX=13-90&DESC=Probation%20Violation¤tPage=9


Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:58:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/6/2006 2:59:11 PM EDT by bastiat]






Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:58:34 PM EDT
Well, if you remove......Oh wait... ummmmmm...no
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:59:21 PM EDT
There is no way in heck I could masturbate to this thread.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:59:34 PM EDT
I knew better...hit the friggin' link anyway.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:00:50 PM EDT
<Austin_Powers> That's a Man baby!</>
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:02:02 PM EDT
Yeah, so?
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:02:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:03:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By skebe:
<Austin_Powers> That's a Man baby!</>



Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Maybe he already had it cut off, so they are considering him a female.


-K
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:04:13 PM EDT
What the fucking hell is that?
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:04:32 PM EDT
I'd it hit. With a 2x4.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:05:01 PM EDT
That looks like AlGore's '08 Presidential Campaign manager.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:06:14 PM EDT
MACK. TRUCK.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:06:28 PM EDT
Clean her up and she'd be HOT.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:07:00 PM EDT
Prolly wanna them Kali invaders...
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Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:07:52 PM EDT
Is that... Spock??
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:09:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:11:18 PM EDT
I wouldn't arrest him on the grounds that to cuff him, I'd have to touch him.


I mean her, I think.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:11:19 PM EDT
I'd hit it with fire from orbit.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:12:50 PM EDT
After looking at some of those mugshots it seems there are a lot of freakshows in Phoenix.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:15:33 PM EDT
Somebody needs to PhotoShop that image...
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:15:42 PM EDT
I wouldn't even hit it with 89grand's dick.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:16:21 PM EDT
Ray Charles would not have hit that.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:16:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BerlinVet:
Somebody needs to PhotoShop that image...



I don't see how photoshop can make that 'thing' any better or worse.

Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:16:59 PM EDT
Oh NASTY!

Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:17:06 PM EDT
Holy Shit!
Kill it!
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:17:12 PM EDT
LOL - somebody needs to set up a myspace profile for 'it'.

HAH.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:17:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:31:17 PM EDT
That's a dude!!
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:41:07 PM EDT
I'd hit it with a 2x4 just to make sure it was dead.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:06:31 PM EDT
You could do some minor improvements by taking a crap on her face.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:11:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 50cal:
Is it animal, vegetable or mineral?

That thing is ugly as a sack full of assholes.




Now that's funny !
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:15:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/6/2006 4:16:46 PM EDT by lippo]
Here she was as a little girl...

Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:25:04 PM EDT
Well, there's something you don't see everyday.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:27:33 PM EDT
Jesus Christ!!! Kill it with fire!
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 5:10:31 PM EDT
draw down
2 in the chest
1 in the head
douse with gasoline
strike a match
SSS+S (strike a match)
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 5:12:40 PM EDT
what the fuck is that thing?!?!?
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 5:12:59 PM EDT
[corcodile dundee]just checkin[/crocodile dundee]


Aint no way in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 5:14:13 PM EDT
It's all yours Buddy
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 5:16:47 PM EDT
I would hit it with an oaken cudgel to make it better looking.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 5:21:50 PM EDT
Fucking Romulans!

Link Posted: 2/6/2006 5:37:14 PM EDT
See what happens when you breed with a Salt Monster ?!?!?!?

So, who's gonna make that pic their new avatar?


Link Posted: 2/6/2006 6:24:37 PM EDT
That looks like a way cool submission for "Hot Or Not"...!
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 6:32:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 6:09:50 AM EDT
Gee, think the cops would ever have a hard time finding that mutant based on an eyewittness description?
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 6:15:54 AM EDT
Good God!

That's not ugly!

That's pug fugly!!!
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 6:18:03 AM EDT
This leaves no doubt in my mind - the End is Near.
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