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Posted: 2/5/2006 11:39:53 PM EDT
AARRGGHHH!!!!


Link Posted: 2/5/2006 11:40:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 11:40:36 PM EDT
word
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 11:40:48 PM EDT
root of all evil

[/thread]
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 11:41:09 PM EDT
Welcome to puberty.

Link Posted: 2/5/2006 11:49:36 PM EDT
I finally found one that likes me for me. I will let you know how it goes...

So far, she has some "history and drama" in her life, but who doesnt these days. Its all just a different flavor... Interests include:

Guns (has 10x times as many as I do back in Texas)
somewhat conservative, thinks Clinton was worst POTUS in history (being a libertarian myself, its a good starting place)
very intelligent
likes history
likes motorcycles, wants to buy mine (her dad works for the local chopper shop)
thinks knowing how to "rough it" (survival) is a good thing to know
wants to take me camping and hunting


And she was the one who started pursuing me! But its only one date so far and a few phone calls...
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 11:49:57 PM EDT
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

H. L. Mencken

Link Posted: 2/5/2006 11:51:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 11:54:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 11:55:48 PM EDT
To calrify: my post is not meant to complian about women.

But they do deserve an

AARRGGHHH!!!
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 12:04:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 12:08:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:

My wife has been making me go AARRGHHHH! for the last 20 years!


ANdy



Damn, I wish mine wasn't 7000 miles away so she could do the same to me.

54 more days to go
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 12:37:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By WMW:
To calrify: my post is not meant to complian about women.

But they do deserve an

AARRGGHHH!!!



My wife has been making me go AARRGHHHH! for the last 20 years!


ANdy




Do you mean AAAARRRRGHHHH!! like a pirate?


Link Posted: 2/6/2006 1:34:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2A373:

Originally Posted By vito113:

My wife has been making me go AARRGHHHH! for the last 20 years!


ANdy



Damn, I wish mine wasn't 7000 miles away so she could do the same to me.

54 more days to go



Right there with you...58 more days for me...

Link Posted: 2/6/2006 1:36:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pv74:

Originally Posted By 2A373:

Originally Posted By vito113:

My wife has been making me go AARRGHHHH! for the last 20 years!


ANdy



Damn, I wish mine wasn't 7000 miles away so she could do the same to me.

54 more days to go



Right there with you...58 more days for me...




I never knew those mail order brides took so long to show up.

Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:06:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By WMW:
AARRGGHHH!!!!





No truer words were spoken...
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:53:32 AM EDT
... can't live with them .... can't live without them ....
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Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:15:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By eye_spy:
[Rube Baker]... can't live with them .... can't live without them and they can't pee standing up [/Rube Baker]....[/quote]

Fixed
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:15:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By WMW:
AARRGGHHH!!!!





Sooner or later you stop being 19 and things become less confusing.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:18:11 AM EDT
87
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:21:09 AM EDT
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen. The next contest is between... Frank Goliath, the Macedonian baby-crusher, and Boris Mineburg.
BRIAN:
Want some...
VOICE:
Thank you, fellows.
BRIAN:
Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely. Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats.
JUDITH:
I do feel, Reg, that any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base.
REG:
Agreed. Francis?
FRANCIS:
Yeah. I think Judith's point of view is very valid, Reg, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man--
STAN:
Or woman.
FRANCIS:
Or woman... to rid himself--
STAN:
Or herself.
FRANCIS:
Or herself.
REG:
Agreed.
FRANCIS:
Thank you, brother.
STAN:
Or sister.
FRANCIS:
Or sister. Where was I?
REG:
I think you'd finished.
FRANCIS:
Oh. Right.
REG:
Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man--
STAN:
Or woman.
REG:
Why don't you shut up about women, Stan. You're putting us off.
STAN:
Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.
FRANCIS:
Why are you always on about women, Stan?
STAN:
I want to be one.
REG:
What?
STAN:
I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
REG:
What?!
LORETTA:
It's my right as a man.
UDITH:
Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA:
I want to have babies.
REG:
You want to have babies?!
LORETTA:
It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG:
But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA:
Don't you oppress me.
REG:
I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
LORETTA:
[crying]
JUDITH:
Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS:
Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG:
What's the point?
FRANCIS:
What?
REG:
What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
FRANCIS:
It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
REG:
Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
[trumpets]
[clap clap clap]
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:32:53 AM EDT
I see you're a newbie in more ways than one.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 7:28:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By WMW:
AARRGGHHH!!!!





Sooner or later you stop being 19 and things become less confusing.



Link Posted: 2/6/2006 7:33:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By buttercupp:

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By WMW:
AARRGGHHH!!!!





Sooner or later you stop being 19 and things become less confusing.






yeah, you just stop trying to understand them.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 7:38:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Originally Posted By eye_spy:
[Rube Baker]... can't live with them .... can't live without them and they can't pee standing up [/Rube Baker]....[/quote]

Fixed



You've been here longer than I have. You don't remember the standing while peeing threads?
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 7:42:55 AM EDT
When did you guys become pirates?
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 7:51:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:

Originally Posted By pv74:

Originally Posted By 2A373:

Originally Posted By vito113:

My wife has been making me go AARRGHHHH! for the last 20 years!


ANdy



Damn, I wish mine wasn't 7000 miles away so she could do the same to me.

54 more days to go



Right there with you...58 more days for me...




I never knew those mail order brides took so long to show up.




You cheap bastards shouldn't have taken the damn Super Saver shipping option!
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 7:16:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By WMW:
AARRGGHHH!!!!





Sooner or later you stop being 19 and things become less confusing.



At 21.. I feel they are more confusing then at 19.

In regards to relationships anyway... life has become a little bit more clearer.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 7:28:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By WMW:
To calrify: my post is not meant to complian about women.

But they do deserve an

AARRGGHHH!!!



My wife has been making me go AARRGHHHH! for the last 20 years!


ANdy



My AARRGGHHH!!! is usually followed by alot of ZZZZZZZZZ .
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