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Posted: 2/5/2006 4:11:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/5/2006 5:22:48 PM EDT by Rincon_11]
You know what I mean, asshole that needs a well deserved punched to the pooch. I hate anyone who picks on weaker people because they can. So, when I got to witness such an incident backfire on someone a while back, I was filled with jubilance. And it went something like this:

Smaller guy is walking through a packed bar and accidently bumps into a girl and turns around to apologize. Girl said "no problem". Well, the guy with the girl was bigger, and thought badder, than than the smaller guy. Bigger guy wants to impress girl, gets in the guys face and starts the trash talk. I knew the smaller guy and new he could handle himself pretty well. Well, the larger guy was obviously well versed in hand to hand so he takes his agressive stance with his back to the wall First mistake. The larger guy and his buddy also do not know that he was accompanied by about 10 friends that were all "badder" than the larger guy. Outnumbered and unaware of his surroundings. Second mistake.

Well, about 1 minutes into the "conversation", the smaller guy keeps his composure, but the bigger guy persists, will not let it go and it's about to get physical. About this time, one of the smaller guys buddies has had enough and like the furious fist of Zeus grips the guy by his neck damn near lifting him off the ground. Soon after, they are seperated. Security realizes what happened and escort the guy that got choked out, to the door.

Anyone else have similiar story?
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 4:22:45 PM EDT
One of my dad's customers got pissy after being reminded, politely, that he was a month overdue on paying his bill. Started cussing and actually shoved my dad into a counter. He was told not to do that again. He got halfway through the act of shoving him again when he got his clock cleaned so badly with a right hook that half the witnesses thought the guy was dead at first. He woke up right around the time the cops showed up and said he was pressing charges for assault.

Do you know what happens when you get belligerent with the cops when the person you just assaulted runs a security business and knows every cop in the county? They arrested him for assault and, I quote, "pissing me the fuck off you whiny little shitstain". THAT got him real cooperative, but they were already sticking him in the car. My dad was gracious enough to not only lend some paper towels to soak up the blood running down his face, but he declined to press charges saying that if the guy spent a night in a jail cell, it was good enough for him. He dropped him as a customer the next day.



Another story involving my dad (he has to deal with a lot of assholes, so on the rare occasions that violence occurs, every beatdown he delivers is a righteous one) took place in Wal-Mart. He was getting in line at the sporting goods counter to get some extra ammo (it was just before the weekend of opening day of deer season and he had me in the car watching the guns, ATV, generator, etc.). The guy in front of him asked to see a particular shotgun, and when the little blonde clerk handed it to him, he slipped a shell out of his pocket, loaded the shotgun, and pointed it in her face and told her to empty the register.

1) My dad isn't putting with any shit like that.

2) The dumbass forgot to chamber the shotgun.

Do you know what happens when a 6'2", 240lb man holding a full case of Coke is standing right behind you and he's pissed with you?

Knocked him FLAT. OUT. Then held the robber at gunpoint with the shotgun (chambered, this time) until the cops arrived. The manager bitched at him and said he should've just let the guy take the money and go.

Meanwhile, I sat in the car for over three hours wondering just what the heck was taking so long to buy a box of ammo and some soda.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 4:55:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
One of my dad's customers got pissy after being reminded, politely, that he was a month overdue on paying his bill. Started cussing and actually shoved my dad into a counter. He was told not to do that again. He got halfway through the act of shoving him again when he got his clock cleaned so badly with a right hook that half the witnesses thought the guy was dead at first. He woke up right around the time the cops showed up and said he was pressing charges for assault.

Do you know what happens when you get belligerent with the cops when the person you just assaulted runs a security business and knows every cop in the county? They arrested him for assault and, I quote, "pissing me the fuck off you whiny little shitstain". THAT got him real cooperative, but they were already sticking him in the car. My dad was gracious enough to not only lend some paper towels to soak up the blood running down his face, but he declined to press charges saying that if the guy spent a night in a jail cell, it was good enough for him. He dropped him as a customer the next day.



Another story involving my dad (he has to deal with a lot of assholes, so on the rare occasions that violence occurs, every beatdown he delivers is a righteous one) took place in Wal-Mart. He was getting in line at the sporting goods counter to get some extra ammo (it was just before the weekend of opening day of deer season and he had me in the car watching the guns, ATV, generator, etc.). The guy in front of him asked to see a particular shotgun, and when the little blonde clerk handed it to him, he slipped a shell out of his pocket, loaded the shotgun, and pointed it in her face and told her to empty the register.

1) My dad isn't putting with any shit like that.

2) The dumbass forgot to chamber the shotgun.

Do you know what happens when a 6'2", 240lb man holding a full case of Coke is standing right behind you and he's pissed with you?

Knocked him FLAT. OUT. Then held the robber at gunpoint with the shotgun (chambered, this time) until the cops arrived. The manager bitched at him and said he should've just let the guy take the money and go.

Meanwhile, I sat in the car for over three hours wondering just what the heck was taking so long to buy a box of ammo and some soda.



Good stuff. Yea, our fathers came from a time when a fight didn't consist of 2 ass-bags in each others face talking smack until someone "breaks it up." I've always lived by the rule that you can't beat your dad in a scrap. Not that I had any reason to, he is a good guy. I just knew I probably couldn't take him in a fight. It might just be a psychological thing, but I still wouldn't try.

I've only seen my pop get hands on a couple of times. Once when I was pretty young, we, along with my uncle, spent some time setting up a duck blind. The next day we get back out there and someone has already set up shop in our blind. I was pretty young and details are fuzzy, but I remember that it ended badly for the guy who stole our blind. He ended up with a broken nose.

Another time, it was later at night and we were trying to get a tram car, it's sorta like a open top chain of trains that is pulled by a lead car and found in touristy areas, back to our hotel. My dad is in line to get some french frys at a strip food joint. The tram car pulls up and there is one open cart that my mom hops into. While coming back from the fry joint, he witnesses someone basically shoving my mom almost out of the cart to make room for his family. Soon after, he had has ass handed to him. Again, I was young, so I don't know what was more tramatic for me, seeing my dad fight or him dropping the tub of fries on the way there.

Also saw someone half his age back down and jump back in their car simply when my pop took off his glasses, neatly put them in his pocket and headed towarded the chode that was hurling insults at him.

I guess the point of this is, my dad can beat up your dad
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 4:56:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
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The manager bitched at him and said he should've just let the guy take the money and go.



What a retard.

+1 for your dad!
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 5:01:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MaverickMkii:

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
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The manager bitched at him and said he should've just let the guy take the money and go.



What a retard.

+1 for your dad!



Well, it was Walmart, so you could have told her that she was never in any real danger since it was a shotgun round for pistols and would have not worked in the full sized shotgun.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 5:02:32 PM EDT
I have, although the best Ive seen from hollywood has to be the curbcheck in American History X.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 5:05:16 PM EDT
When I was in 7th grade there was a kid who was in band overly smart and had little social skills, your basic nerd. Anyways there was a group of kids who always picked on him, they were a little bigger and a lot dumber then the nerd. One day on my way out of class I watched as the bullies picked on the nerdy kid. They were calling him names, pushing him around and so on...I guess he had enough becuase he screamed real loud, picked up his band case an smashed the lead kid in the face. He continued to jump on the head bully and punch him repeatedly until he was pulled off by a teacher. The best part about it was, the bullies got in trouble and the nerdy kid didnt.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 5:16:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/5/2006 5:18:26 PM EDT by piccolo]
I had a mouthy deckhand off of a tug rightously piss off a dockman once.

"Pic, would you put down a ladder so i can come aboard and throw that little mouthy bastard over the side?"

"Will you get fired for this? If so, I won't."

"No problem."

Deckhand, interrupting, "You old bastard, you couldn't beat your way out of a wet paper bag!"

<­BR>


Slap, Blap, Whap. Splash!

"Man Overboard! Port side!" I shouted, throwing a ring bouy.

The now hauled aboard soaking wet kid: "I'm gonna......"

Splash.

"Yer gonna what? Die?" said the dockman, offering to throw a heavy shackle for the kid to hang on to.

About this time I broke it up, hauled the kid aboard, and that was that.


Old Lions, 2
Young Christians, 0



Link Posted: 2/5/2006 5:56:44 PM EDT
I saw a video of one once.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 6:00:57 PM EDT
Several even.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 6:05:27 PM EDT
I saw somebody's feelings get hurt once.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 6:12:17 PM EDT
Ever see the famous; “I’m going to give you the worst ass whipping of your life with this finger right here” trick?
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 6:15:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
I saw a video of one once.



This one? www.ebaumsworld.com/karatechop.html
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 8:40:04 PM EDT
Our town had a guy that called and harrassed dozens of women, among them my wife and my female cousin. After he was caught and everyone found out who was making all the calls, my cousin saw him outside of a bar one night and started chewing him out and screaming at him.

My aunt, a large and strong woman, came out and thought that he was hurting my cousin and so she lit into him, slammed him into the ground and started stomping, kicking and hitting him. By the time they got my aunt off him, he was a bloody mess.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 8:43:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LoginName:

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
I saw a video of one once.



This one? www.ebaumsworld.com/karatechop.html





that was good
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