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Posted: 2/4/2006 8:47:16 AM EDT
If you don't have one, you need one. Here is a pretty good blank form.

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I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish
to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no
circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians
who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or
lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one
of the following:
.
______a Bloody Mary,
.
______a Margarita
.
______a Scotch and soda
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______a Martini
.
______a Vodka and Tonic
.
_______a Nice Wine
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______a Steak
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______Lobster or crab legs
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______The remote control
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______a Bowl of ice cream
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______The sports page
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______Chocolate
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______Sex
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______Ammo
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______Arfcom
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
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When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed
person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and
call it a day. At this point it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz
Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my
friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
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Signature: ___________________________
.
Date: ___________________________
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