This week's "Alpha Jackass" award:
"He talked about how far we have come in history, and the importance of not turning back, yet he nominated a Judge to the Supreme Court who would take us back to the days when women were deemed criminals for exercising their right to [have their babies' brains sucked out at the moment of birth]. This President is simply out of touch with ordinary Americans." —Sen. Barbara Boxer on "ordinary Americans"

This week's "Braying Jackass" award:
"The union would be better and stronger and more unified if we were confirming a different nominee, a nominee who could have united us more than divided us." —Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-Vide)

The agony of defeat - having to listen to the defeated bitch about how everything will now go to hell because we didn't listen to them.