some jump memories,
At jump school, tower week, we're in the bleachers at the swing landing trainer, and the blackhat is talking to the class, when a classmember, seal, hooked up to the swing landing trainer for the gueni pig swings out and back and forth behind his back being funny. The blackhat turns around and lets go of the rope, thud. lol
Had to spead arms and legs and bounce of lower jumpers suspension lines 1 time.
Door position, enjoying the view, didn't hear jumpmaster say go, foot in rear, poor exit, lots of twists, bicylce out of them, look down and see treess and the edge of the river directly below, crash through trees and land about 40 feet over rivers edge. Deploy water wings a few minutes afterwards so I can say I did proceedure.
Some stories I heard while in, the paratroopers who were struck by a lower flying c 130 in a mass jump excercise and how some cut completely away to avoid it then deployed their reserve.
Stories of "jack the rigger"....... card says "donald duck" packed that chute...... scary stories there.
Shaking out chutes details, commonly sucked.