Made deal with wife..I get night vision, she waxes my back..I'm scared

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Posted: 2/1/2006 7:58:12 PM EDT

I made a deal with my wife. She said I could get some night vision if she could wax my back for life. It sure seemed like a good Idea at the time, but it has been a few months and now she wants me to pay up. I'm really scared, did I make a good deal? Would you have done the same deal? Should I just strap on a set and be a Man? I got a mini 14, so at least its good night vision.

Posted: 2/1/2006 7:59:22 PM EDT

[#1]

Ever read Gabby's stories?

Posted: 2/1/2006 7:59:42 PM EDT

[#2]

Not in a million years.

Posted: 2/1/2006 7:59:52 PM EDT

[#3]

Just get Gen 4 and it'll be worth it.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:00:53 PM EDT

[#4]

you should be scared bitch.

that shit hurts like hell...

drink 1/2 bottle of jim beam first, then tell her:

go for it, but don't stop once you get started.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:01:11 PM EDT

[#5]

I got hand select gen 3, not close enough?

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:03:37 PM EDT

[#6]

Man card revocation line starts here -------->.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:04:24 PM EDT

[#7]

Please, no pics.

I heard they torture prisoners with that stuff.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:04:45 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Just get Gen 4 and it'll be worth it.

+1

I would wax a lot more than my back for gen4 nightvision.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:05:08 PM EDT

[#9]

Sounds fair...how about go all the way and get butt cheek implants, Silverman? Would she let you get a 1919?

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:06:26 PM EDT

[#10]

If you're gonna man-up, get the laser procedure.

Expen$ive as all get out, but no pain & permanent.

If I could afford it... I'd buy a Class-3.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:07:44 PM EDT

[#11]

I don't get it. Does she really hate your back hair that much, or does she just want to cause you pain?

You should have negotiated a little wax job for her into the deal.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:11:25 PM EDT

[#12]

Dude I've used all kinds of night vision and thermal sights and shit... and none of it is worth extreme pain for the rest of my life.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:11:58 PM EDT

[#13]

I get my eyebrows waxed. First few times it hurt like a bitch but it's over quick. After that the hair thins out, it's easier to pull out, and gets finer to. Eventually there isn't that much of a need for it.

ETA, do it you chickenshit pussy!

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:12:04 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
I don't get it. Does she really hate your back hair that much, or does she just want to cause you pain?

You should have negotiated a little wax job for her into the deal.

I wouldn't say he hates the hair. She just wants it gone...she is always begging to pluck my eyebrows, but I will never allow that. Well, maybe not ever...depends on the deal.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:13:13 PM EDT

[#15]

There is an air of S&M throughout many threads tonight. And from what I have read, the women are doing the S part.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:13:15 PM EDT

[#16]

Your fucked!!!

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:13:32 PM EDT

[#17]

Be very afraid...........( You've got bigger balls than I've got) If it were a one time deal, I would do it, but for life, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE OUT OF YOUR MIND. NO WAY.................

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:13:35 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I get my eyebrows waxed. First few times it hurt like a bitch but it's over quick. After that the hair thins out, it's easier to pull out, and gets finer to. Eventually there isn't that much of a need for it.

ETA, do it you chickenshit pussy!

It takes a big man to admit that on this board. I'm proud of you.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:16:35 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I get my eyebrows waxed. First few times it hurt like a bitch but it's over quick. After that the hair thins out, it's easier to pull out, and gets finer to. Eventually there isn't that much of a need for it.

ETA, do it you chickenshit pussy!

Dusty, you don't have, like a, cousin, that sits on the porch playing banjos with you, do you?

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:20:37 PM EDT

[#20]

Here ya go buddy, good luck!

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:22:29 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Here ya go buddy, good luck!

us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_40_year_old_virgin/_group_photos/seth_rogen9.jpg

You look like a Man-O-Latern.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:24:08 PM EDT

[#22]

Thats going to hurt so much. Dude its not worth it.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:29:53 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I get my eyebrows waxed. First few times it hurt like a bitch but it's over quick. After that the hair thins out, it's easier to pull out, and gets finer to. Eventually there isn't that much of a need for it.

ETA, do it you chickenshit pussy!

Dusty, your man card... NOW!!!

please tell me you at least got some pie out of it!

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:31:30 PM EDT

[#24]

You'll be fine. It isn't pleasant, but it isn't as bad as people are making it out to be. A bit of alcohol before hand might help. Also make sure you take a shower first and wash it with a non-moisturizing soap. Otherwise the process will take longer and be more painful.

I personally can't understand what kind of girl would be with a hairy guy. We expect girls not to have a bush or arm pit hair right? Guys should reciprocate - although I'm 20 so this may be more a reflection of a younger generation’s values because I know a lot of guys that wax chest and some that shave legs (I draw the line at that). I would say this is not the norm, but it is also not rare. I should note that I live in Austin, TX – so that may have some bearing…

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:35:52 PM EDT

[#25]

Is this a one time thing? The hair grows back you know.....

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:36:28 PM EDT

[#26]

Why isnt shaving an option?

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:37:28 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
You'll be fine. It isn't pleasant, but it isn't as bad as people are making it out to be. A bit of alcohol before hand might help. Also make sure you take a shower first and wash it with a non-moisturizing soap. Otherwise the process will take longer and be more painful.

I personally can't understand what kind of girl would be with a hairy guy. We expect girls not to have a bush or arm pit hair right? Guys should reciprocate - although I'm 20 so this may be more a reflection of a younger generation’s values because I know a lot of guys that wax chest and some that shave legs (I draw the line at that). I would say this is not the norm, but it is also not rare. I should note that I live in Austin, TX – so that may have some bearing…

WTF? Reciprocate? How about standing up to take a piss then?

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:37:51 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
You'll be fine. It isn't pleasant, but it isn't as bad as people are making it out to be. A bit of alcohol before hand might help. Also make sure you take a shower first and wash it with a non-moisturizing soap. Otherwise the process will take longer and be more painful.

I personally can't understand what kind of girl would be with a hairy guy. We expect girls not to have a bush or arm pit hair right? Guys should reciprocate - although I'm 20 so this may be more a reflection of a younger generation’s values because I know a lot of guys that wax chest and some that shave legs (I draw the line at that). I would say this is not the norm, but it is also not rare. I should note that I live in Austin, TX – so that may have some bearing…

+1

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:38:32 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Man card revocation line starts here -------->.

+1

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:39:32 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Quoted:
You'll be fine. It isn't pleasant, but it isn't as bad as people are making it out to be. A bit of alcohol before hand might help. Also make sure you take a shower first and wash it with a non-moisturizing soap. Otherwise the process will take longer and be more painful.

I personally can't understand what kind of girl would be with a hairy guy. We expect girls not to have a bush or arm pit hair right? Guys should reciprocate - although I'm 20 so this may be more a reflection of a younger generation’s values because I know a lot of guys that wax chest and some that shave legs (I draw the line at that). I would say this is not the norm, but it is also not rare. I should note that I live in Austin, TX – so that may have some bearing…

+1

I know a lady that gets turned on by hairy dudes

Im not a body hair fan everything goes except the pits and the legs.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:41:49 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
You'll be fine. It isn't pleasant, but it isn't as bad as people are making it out to be. A bit of alcohol before hand might help. Also make sure you take a shower first and wash it with a non-moisturizing soap. Otherwise the process will take longer and be more painful.

I personally can't understand what kind of girl would be with a hairy guy. We expect girls not to have a bush or arm pit hair right? Guys should reciprocate - although I'm 20 so this may be more a reflection of a younger generation’s values because I know a lot of guys that wax chest and some that shave legs (I draw the line at that). I would say this is not the norm, but it is also not rare. I should note that I live in Austin, TX – so that may have some bearing…

In Texas!

You must run with a different crowd that I do.

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:44:04 PM EDT

[#32]

Your wife is sadistic.

But some people are into that . . .

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:45:43 PM EDT

[#33]

THIS is a really interesting thread for AR.15!

But yeah, we like our womenz smooth... How do the womenz feel?

Posted: 2/1/2006 8:46:13 PM EDT

[#34]

I'm sorry, but it's taken me 30 years to grow what is there, at the rate it's falling out from other places, I'll just let nature run it's course

I need all I can get, no NV is worth that! Gets cold in the winters ya know?

Second? You are going to be the biggest joke with your wife and all of her friends......"Oh, you should have heard him scream like a little girl!"

You've either got Huevos Grandes or you really REALLY want some NV to spy on the neighbors!

Posted: 2/1/2006 9:00:46 PM EDT

[#35]

Damn.

Posted: 2/1/2006 9:10:47 PM EDT

[#36]

OK, but when her car burns out a headlight be sure to trade her 'night vision' for waxing her naughty bits.

Posted: 2/2/2006 3:14:42 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
You should have negotiated a little wax job for her into the deal.

+1

Posted: 2/2/2006 3:25:06 AM EDT

[#38]

Don't care about the waxing...GOOD LUCK!...(Have you seen "The 40 Year Old Virgin")

Your thread title sure made me laugh!

Posted: 2/2/2006 3:28:07 AM EDT

[#39]

My wife shaves my back with a hair trimmer twice a year.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be allowed in any pool, lest I take all the water out with me.
No way she's waxing me, though.

Posted: 2/2/2006 3:41:12 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
My wife shaves my back with a hair trimmer twice a year.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be allowed in any pool, lest I take all the water out with me.
No way she's waxing me, though.

You have no idea how fucking funny that strikes me. I'm not an overly hairy guy, so it's no big problem for me. Mrs gorilla knows that I'm doing good just to shave, and she's not gonna ask any more than that.

This is gonna be Goddamn funny, I can see it now. Ask Gabby why her sig is "Just say no to wax."

Posted: 2/2/2006 3:41:57 AM EDT

[#41]

Ok, cool-you joined the NVD club!

Not so cool: with your man-sweater ripped off you are gonna stick out like a milk bottle in the moonlight!

Posted: 2/2/2006 3:43:18 AM EDT

[#42]

Aaaah...it isn't that big of a deal. My wife insists on waxing mine before we go on vacation someplace sunny. I don't give a fuck. If she offered to buy me a Gen 3 or 4 NV I'd let her do it whenever the hell she wanted.

Tip: Unlike the above poster said, DON'T shower first. The wax will stick to the hair no matter what - if the skin is clean and dry it will stick to IT too. This hurts REALLY bad. Learned this the hard way.

Posted: 2/2/2006 3:46:16 AM EDT

[#43]

Posted: 2/2/2006 3:46:32 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Your wife is sadistic.

But some people are into that . . .

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

My .02:
Men DO NOT WAX
It's a GIRL thing (sorry Dusty, but it's true)

All you guys AFRAID of wax are P*ssies though...

Posted: 2/2/2006 3:56:09 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
tinypic.com/n2ev87.jpg

Oh shit I laughed my ass off at that

Posted: 2/2/2006 3:56:13 AM EDT

[#46]

Posted: 2/2/2006 4:17:34 AM EDT

[#47]

40 year old virgin, that was some funny shit.

mess with her, get Nair and do your back first, then there is nothing for the wax to rip out..and you will be all prickly soon.

Posted: 2/2/2006 4:18:00 AM EDT

[#48]

...

Don't need pics.

Unless its the wife.

Posted: 2/2/2006 4:23:49 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
You'll be fine. It isn't pleasant, but it isn't as bad as people are making it out to be. A bit of alcohol before hand might help. Also make sure you take a shower first and wash it with a non-moisturizing soap. Otherwise the process will take longer and be more painful.

I personally can't understand what kind of girl would be with a hairy guy. We expect girls not to have a bush or arm pit hair right? Guys should reciprocate - although I'm 20 so this may be more a reflection of a younger generation’s values because I know a lot of guys that wax chest and some that shave legs (I draw the line at that). I would say this is not the norm, but it is also not rare. I should note that I live in Austin, TX – so that may have some bearing…

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK That....

Dont like my hair...get lost...

No back or chest waxing for me...

No shaving the pits or legs (that shit is teh gay)

Their IS a double standard...a MAN should have hair...

WOMEN..need to shave the pits and the legs...a hairy bush is okay though

MEN and WOMEN are DIFFERENT...

Posted: 2/2/2006 4:29:21 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

.....get Nair and do your back first.....

That's what I was thinking. Nair doesn't hurt, does it? Nair for MEN.

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