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Posted: 2/1/2006 9:55:30 AM EDT
We were watching some cop type show last night. The cops were busting hookers. The Mrs said I should put on one of my old uniforms and we could play Cop and Ho. I said sure, then she backed down and said it would be to weird. Got me to thinking.

What does the group think about sexual role playing?
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 9:57:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
We were watching some cop type show last night. The cops were busting hookers. The Mrs said I should put on one of my old uniforms and we could play Cop and Ho. I said sure, then she backed down and said it would be to weird. Got me to thinking.

What does the group think about sexual role playing?



I think you should try it with the Mrs.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 9:58:33 AM EDT
Damn. The microwave and popcorn are at home.

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That's not my contribution to your question.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:01:29 AM EDT
My wife & i do it occasionally, spices up our evenings. I highly recommend it.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:03:13 AM EDT
Then I put on my wizard hat...
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:05:00 AM EDT
I sometimes take on the roll of a guy home by himself jacking off.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:05:26 AM EDT
Man, the stories I could tell when the Mrs. and I were dating . . . and for a few years afterward. VERY interesting stories. We had lots of fun and it really did spice things up.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:05:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ArmedAndRetarded:
I sometimes take on the roll of a guy home by himself jacking off.



Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:05:48 AM EDT
It's cool.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:05:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
We were watching some cop type show last night. The cops were busting hookers. The Mrs said I should put on one of my old uniforms and we could play Cop and Ho. I said sure, then she backed down and said it would be to weird. Got me to thinking.

What does the group think about sexual role playing?





Have fun and post pics.

Seriously, there should be a code word for when the role play must stop and all activity must stop like pumpkin. Everyone thinks they'll know the difference between a role player pretending to say stop or no and the real thing until they don't.



Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:06:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:
Then I put on my wizard hat...



rinocerouses don't play around, they fucking charge your ass!

Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:08:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/1/2006 11:02:47 AM EDT by mr0w1]
ETA: ^^^ he beat me to it.


Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:
Then I put on my wizard hat...



I am a rhinocerous.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:08:38 AM EDT
Diver Down!
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:08:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:12:03 AM EDT
since we'ere posting stupid pics, how about this one?
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:13:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
1GR likes to dress up for me.

Sometimes, he pretends to be a migrant and I pick him up and take him home:

www.tvcc.edu/faculty/ballen/1grnerd2.JPG


At other times, he likes to be a cowboy. I think he has been watching Brokeback without me again.

www.tvcc.edu/faculty/ballen/goatriding.jpg


TRG



Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:14:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ArmedAndRetarded:
since we'ere posting stupid pics, how about this one?
www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/weirdweird.jpg



Please tell me that's not the other participant when you play your 'home alone' role playing game?
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:14:12 AM EDT
a couple downstairs from me do it, literally 10 mins ago I heard 'Come inside me Sam!!!!!' This guy is like 250lbs WTF
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:16:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:18:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By leonUK:
a couple downstairs from me do it, literally 10 mins ago I heard 'Come inside me Sam!!!!!' This guy is like 250lbs WTF



Whale Sex! Just watch out for the Japanese!



His girlfriend is slim and only about 5ft high, It's crazy!
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:19:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:28:43 AM EDT
Fatties cant have normal sex. They take off their clothes and run toward each other as fast as they can, then they ram their bellies together.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:31:24 AM EDT
First your hanging out with known swingers, now your talking about role playing.......what next is to happen in the Bama house
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:32:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ArmedAndRetarded:
Fatties cant have normal sex. They take off their clothes and run toward each other as fast as they can, then they ram their bellies together.



Thanks for that picture…

There is a reason retarded in part of your screen name.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:38:33 AM EDT
Get your wife a catholic school girl outfit

Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:40:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By leonUK:

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By leonUK:
a couple downstairs from me do it, literally 10 mins ago I heard 'Come inside me Sam!!!!!' This guy is like 250lbs WTF



Whale Sex! Just watch out for the Japanese!



His girlfriend is slim and only about 5ft high, It's crazy!



Energy = Mass X Thrust

Some women like that extra ENERGY
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:41:36 AM EDT
oh man, this is going to be a good one.

i have found that even the most frigid, innocent girl(s) can be opened to such, for whatever reason
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 10:42:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GreyGoose:
First your hanging out with known swingers, now your talking about role playing.......what next is to happen in the Bama house



Hopefully some Cop and Ho action.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:00:17 AM EDT
I had a friend who used to have his wife dress up in slutty clothes. He would drop her off on a local street corner, drive around the block and then come back and pull up next to her and "negotiate" services. They would then go back home and screw like bandits. This was working fine until one day he dropped her off and by the time he got around the block there was already some guy pulled up next to his wife "negotiating."

It didn't get far, she quit as soon as she saw hubby drive up, but the experience left her raring to go. Unfortunately, the experience didn't have the same affect on hubby.

Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:00:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By five2one:



Have fun and post pics.

Seriously, there should be a code word for when the role play must stop and all activity must stop like pumpkin. Everyone thinks they'll know the difference between a role player pretending to say stop or no and the real thing until they don't.







So, you've done this before!!!

We need to read about it, but only if you tell it in great detail.....
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:02:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By ArmedAndRetarded:
I sometimes take on the roll of a guy home by himself jacking off.






+1



LMFAO!
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:02:47 AM EDT
Put on the uniforms just don't get locked in the back of your cruiser like an idiot did here.


ps...he was on duty when it happened.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:06:05 AM EDT
Dang, I thought you meant like how the geeks used to pretend to be female sorcerers during D&D.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:06:20 AM EDT
I used to date this Asian-American girl (actually we are still great friends.) We used to do this every now and then, She'd start talking with a heavy Asian accent, really dirty stuff, it would actually get pretty racial. It was for fun and it was fun.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:11:16 AM EDT
Tag...for Hedonist's personal stories...

Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:13:03 AM EDT
I'm all for it.....my wife however is not.

Have fun......
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:15:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AcidGambit:
I used to date this Asian-American girl (actually we are still great friends.) We used to do this every now and then, She'd start talking with a heavy Asian accent, really dirty stuff, it would actually get pretty racial. It was for fun and it was fun.



How many times did you make her say "too beaucoup" to you?
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:30:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:37:19 AM EDT
Trying to get the wife to role play that we are having a threesome with another hot chick...
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:43:58 AM EDT
Every time I fire up the chainsaw, she says she's just not in the mood!
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 11:47:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ArmedAndRetarded:
since we'ere posting stupid pics, how about this one?



Rubber Johnny???
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 12:00:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ArmedAndRetarded:
I sometimes take on the roll of a guy home by himself jacking off.



And there in lies the secret to your user name.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 12:05:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Grivo_Mak:
Put on the uniforms just don't get locked in the back of your cruiser like an idiot did here.


ps...he was on duty when it happened.



Are you sure you aren't talking about Super Troopers?
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 12:12:07 PM EDT
I'm still trying to get the wife into a "Princess Leia Slave Girl" outfit...

She's just not down for it.

Or the stockings

Or the short pleated miniskirt

Or...
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 12:30:31 PM EDT
If the wife is asking you to consider it and its in your comfort zone, go for it. I want to know why you are posting on-line after she dropped that big a hint.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 12:32:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/1/2006 12:34:02 PM EDT by Leisure_Shoot]

Originally Posted By tc556guy:
If the wife is asking you to consider it and its in your comfort zone, go for it. I want to know why you are posting on-line after she dropped that big a hint.



he said she changed her mind.


ETA: get ahold of ARDOC, and see if he'll loan you some equipment and you can play "Bama-cologist/Patient".
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 12:36:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:

Originally Posted By tc556guy:
If the wife is asking you to consider it and its in your comfort zone, go for it. I want to know why you are posting on-line after she dropped that big a hint.



he said she changed her mind.


.


I missed that. Thanks.
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 12:37:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Trying to get the wife to role play that we are having a threesome with another hot chick...



thats my favorite
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 12:40:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ArmedAndRetarded:
I sometimes take on the roll of a guy home by himself jacking off.



Link Posted: 2/1/2006 12:45:32 PM EDT
"I put on my robe and wizard hat......"
Link Posted: 2/1/2006 12:54:16 PM EDT
But the ONE fantasy that ALL women have is the "rape" fantasy.

I put rape in quotes because I don't mean rape in the violent sense but.....

They want to be taken, forcefully, by a stong, well built man, who is confident, who doesn't ask, who doesn't plead, who takes charge, who belives in themselves, who makes the woman feel "sexually desired".... and i mean sexually desired by a MAN.... not a child excited to see a naked woman. And i mean in the ANIMAL sense.
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