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Posted: 1/31/2006 4:56:55 PM EDT
Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie.

I could eat a whole pie all in one sitting. get it out of the oen and let it sit for a bit to cool off a touch, then cover it in heavy whipping cream.....Oh so good. Its like an orgasm in your mouth.

You can just feel your ass getting fatter with each bite though.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:03:32 PM EDT
[#1]
Get a bad case of black rifle disease...  You will go without food to just finish that one last build...
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:05:02 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Get a bad case of black rifle disease...  You will go without food to just finish that one last build...



Dude, all of us already have BDR, we know that! I mean outside of BRD.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:05:26 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie.

I could eat a whole pie all in one sitting. get it out of the oen and let it sit for a bit to cool off a touch, then cover it in heavy whipping cream.....Oh so good. Its like an orgasm in your mouth.

You can just feel your ass getting fatter with each bite though.



Poor choice of words.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:06:25 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie.

I could eat a whole pie all in one sitting. get it out of the oen and let it sit for a bit to cool off a touch, then cover it in heavy whipping cream.....Oh so good. Its like an orgasm in your mouth.

You can just feel your ass getting fatter with each bite though.



Poor choice of words.



HA HA HA!!!  No shit!



Balming
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:07:25 PM EDT
[#5]
Teh pr0n
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:07:30 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie.

I could eat a whole pie all in one sitting. get it out of the oen and let it sit for a bit to cool off a touch, then cover it in heavy whipping cream.....Oh so good. Its like an orgasm in your mouth.

You can just feel your ass getting fatter with each bite though.



Poor choice of words.


I would't know... I've never had one in my mouth
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:08:26 PM EDT
[#7]
Coca-Cola
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:13:02 PM EDT
[#8]
Cigarettes.

Booze.

Porn.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:27:52 PM EDT
[#9]

Ammo........ lots of ammo.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:28:16 PM EDT
[#10]
hookers & blow
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:29:11 PM EDT
[#11]
Make a rule ... you can only eat pie while standing naked in front of the mirror ... maybe you'll lose you appetite!  
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:29:18 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie.

I could eat a whole pie all in one sitting. get it out of the oen and let it sit for a bit to cool off a touch, then cover it in heavy whipping cream.....Oh so good. Its like an orgasm in your mouth.

You can just feel your ass getting fatter with each bite though.



Poor choice of words.



Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:30:18 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Booze.

Porn.



You say that like its a bad thing.  
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:30:34 PM EDT
[#14]
Guns, ammo and magazines.

Golf and beer come in close behind.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:31:14 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Cigarettes.

Booze.

Porn.



LOL!  

Nose spray
Firearm hoarding
Driving faster than I should
Arbys roast beef
Good Sushi (it really adds up - think, $400 a month?  WTF)
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:33:46 PM EDT
[#16]
I bought more than a 10-22 and a .38.  At least I don't go to meetings, nobody likes a quitter!!
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:41:40 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Booze.

Porn.



You say that like its a bad thing.  



I made no such claim.

I love all 3.  I will love them until I die.  Ironically, they might be the reason I die.  Oh well, can't live forever.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:42:39 PM EDT
[#18]


Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:43:13 PM EDT
[#19]
My only guilty pleasure is listening to NPR on the way to work.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:44:14 PM EDT
[#20]
Guns and porn
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:48:48 PM EDT
[#21]
Lets see Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives.  Sex and Wimmenz.  
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:52:16 PM EDT
[#22]
Well, lets see, the last time I checked I had about 100gigs or so of porn so I guess that would be #1. #2 would be 90+ firearms strewn about my house
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:54:18 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie.

I could eat a whole pie all in one sitting. get it out of the oen and let it sit for a bit to cool off a touch, then cover it in heavy whipping cream.....Oh so good. Its like an orgasm in your mouth.

You can just feel your ass getting fatter with each bite though.



I'll be taking your man card now m'dear.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:08:57 PM EDT
[#24]
I  like to tell outlandishly wild stories and see who is stupid enough to believe them.  I am surprised by the sheer number of idiots who reply.  Duhhhh.....


lawdog
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:17:19 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie.

I could eat a whole pie all in one sitting. get it out of the oen and let it sit for a bit to cool off a touch, then cover it in heavy whipping cream.....Oh so good. Its like an orgasm in your mouth.

You can just feel your ass getting fatter with each bite though.



Poor choice of words.


I would't know... I've never had one in my mouth


Bet your significant other is none too happy about that
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