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Posted: 1/31/2006 4:56:55 PM EDT
Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie.

I could eat a whole pie all in one sitting. get it out of the oen and let it sit for a bit to cool off a touch, then cover it in heavy whipping cream.....Oh so good. Its like an orgasm in your mouth.

You can just feel your ass getting fatter with each bite though.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:03:32 PM EDT
Get a bad case of black rifle disease... You will go without food to just finish that one last build...
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:05:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By the_great_snag:
Get a bad case of black rifle disease... You will go without food to just finish that one last build...



Dude, all of us already have BDR, we know that! I mean outside of BRD.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:05:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie.

I could eat a whole pie all in one sitting. get it out of the oen and let it sit for a bit to cool off a touch, then cover it in heavy whipping cream.....Oh so good. Its like an orgasm in your mouth.

You can just feel your ass getting fatter with each bite though.



Poor choice of words.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:06:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bmick325:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie.

I could eat a whole pie all in one sitting. get it out of the oen and let it sit for a bit to cool off a touch, then cover it in heavy whipping cream.....Oh so good. Its like an orgasm in your mouth.

You can just feel your ass getting fatter with each bite though.



Poor choice of words.



HA HA HA!!! No shit!



Balming
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:07:25 PM EDT
Teh pr0n
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:07:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bmick325:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie.

I could eat a whole pie all in one sitting. get it out of the oen and let it sit for a bit to cool off a touch, then cover it in heavy whipping cream.....Oh so good. Its like an orgasm in your mouth.

You can just feel your ass getting fatter with each bite though.



Poor choice of words.


I would't know... I've never had one in my mouth
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:08:26 PM EDT
Coca-Cola
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:13:02 PM EDT
Cigarettes.

Booze.

Porn.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:27:52 PM EDT

Ammo........ lots of ammo.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:28:16 PM EDT
hookers & blow
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:29:11 PM EDT
Make a rule ... you can only eat pie while standing naked in front of the mirror ... maybe you'll lose you appetite!
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:29:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bmick325:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie.

I could eat a whole pie all in one sitting. get it out of the oen and let it sit for a bit to cool off a touch, then cover it in heavy whipping cream.....Oh so good. Its like an orgasm in your mouth.

You can just feel your ass getting fatter with each bite though.



Poor choice of words.



Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:30:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AgentFork:

Booze.

Porn.



You say that like its a bad thing.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:30:34 PM EDT
Guns, ammo and magazines.

Golf and beer come in close behind.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:31:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AgentFork:
Cigarettes.

Booze.

Porn.



LOL!

Nose spray
Firearm hoarding
Driving faster than I should
Arbys roast beef
Good Sushi (it really adds up - think, $400 a month? WTF)
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:33:46 PM EDT
I bought more than a 10-22 and a .38. At least I don't go to meetings, nobody likes a quitter!!
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:41:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cheaptrickfan:

Originally Posted By AgentFork:

Booze.

Porn.



You say that like its a bad thing.



I made no such claim.

I love all 3. I will love them until I die. Ironically, they might be the reason I die. Oh well, can't live forever.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:42:39 PM EDT


Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:43:13 PM EDT
My only guilty pleasure is listening to NPR on the way to work.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:44:14 PM EDT
Guns and porn
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:48:48 PM EDT
Lets see Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives. Sex and Wimmenz.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:52:16 PM EDT
Well, lets see, the last time I checked I had about 100gigs or so of porn so I guess that would be #1. #2 would be 90+ firearms strewn about my house
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 5:54:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie.

I could eat a whole pie all in one sitting. get it out of the oen and let it sit for a bit to cool off a touch, then cover it in heavy whipping cream.....Oh so good. Its like an orgasm in your mouth.

You can just feel your ass getting fatter with each bite though.



I'll be taking your man card now m'dear.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:08:57 PM EDT
I like to tell outlandishly wild stories and see who is stupid enough to believe them. I am surprised by the sheer number of idiots who reply. Duhhhh.....


lawdog
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:17:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/31/2006 6:18:22 PM EDT by m_zwerlein]

Originally Posted By speedfreak955:

Originally Posted By bmick325:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
Mrs. Smith Apple Crumb Pie.

I could eat a whole pie all in one sitting. get it out of the oen and let it sit for a bit to cool off a touch, then cover it in heavy whipping cream.....Oh so good. Its like an orgasm in your mouth.

You can just feel your ass getting fatter with each bite though.



Poor choice of words.


I would't know... I've never had one in my mouth


Bet your significant other is none too happy about that
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