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Posted: 1/31/2006 4:08:30 PM EDT
Test for Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to
answer them instantly. You can't take your time,answer all of them
immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....


Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are
first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the
second person and you take his place,
you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took
for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then
you are...?
(scroll down)

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last,
then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake
the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must
be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a
calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40to it. Now add another
1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add
another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....



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Did you get5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....

....Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1.Nana,
2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth
daughter?


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<­BR> Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary.< /B> Read the question
again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants
to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his
teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and
the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop
who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he
wants?


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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOURLIFE
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 4:15:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 4:15:45 PM EDT
Evidently I need a nap.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 4:19:56 PM EDT
i missed every single one of those darn questions.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 4:24:13 PM EDT
Black_Talon must be destroyed.

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