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Posted: 1/30/2006 10:13:50 PM EDT
Joke of the night....

A drunk who smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day.
He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained,
his face was covered with bright red lipstick, and he had a
half empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket.

He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple of
minutes later, he asked the priest, "Father, what causes
arthritis"?

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,
wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your
fellow man.

"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered and returned
to reading his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he said, turned to the
man and apologized. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on
so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis, Father, but I just read in the
paper that the Pope does!"
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:14:45 PM EDT
I'll give it a 5.5
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:15:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:16:11 PM EDT
Gave it a good grin.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:17:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:21:48 PM EDT

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,
wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your
fellow man.




Sounds like everyone on this site is covered
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:24:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,
wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your
fellow man.




Sounds like everyone on this site is covered



Well, since the one in red is kind of impossible to avoid
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:35:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Brians_45:

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,
wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your
fellow man.




Sounds like everyone on this site is covered



Well, since the one in red is kind of impossible to avoid



Ain't that the truth, where ARE these "cheap women"?
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:37:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:46:09 PM EDT
Guy walks into a bar sits down and orders a few shots.. He mutters under his breath "Fuk, all those lawyers are assholes!"

The man sitting next to him stands up and bitch-slaps the guy... Stunned the guys says "I'm sorry man, I had no idea you were a lawyer"

"I'm no lawyer, I'm an asshole!"



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