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Posted: 1/30/2006 6:58:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/30/2006 7:00:56 PM EDT by roboman]
That is all.

Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:59:36 PM EDT
She hit every branch as she fell out of the Ugly tree.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:00:11 PM EDT
Not to mention really annoying.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:00:16 PM EDT
For every future thread of this nature, please include pictures of whatever you are married to for comparison.





- BG
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:00:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
She hit every branch as she fell out of the Ugly tree.



And landed in a vat of ugly sauce.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:00:17 PM EDT
Why does she talk out of the side of her mouth?
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:00:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:01:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ardenner:
Why does she talk out of the side of her mouth?



Palsy?
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:01:14 PM EDT
She's always been a mutt. I remember when she first went on the air as a talk show host and a bunch of guys were here whooping her up in the wake of her failed plastic surgery efforts.

Never could understand it myself.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:07:53 PM EDT
The O'Reilly Factor had a cute little redhead on tonight talking about gas prices. Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

Screencaps coming.....

Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:08:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
The O'Reilly Factor had a cute little redhead on tonight talking about gas prices. Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

Screencaps coming.....

img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/roboman/rofl.jpg



Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:11:20 PM EDT
Believe it or not, Greta used to be even more hideous before the facelift.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:11:42 PM EDT
the worst part is she don't move her damn jaw when she talks.


it just irritates me.


its something that once you notice you cant stop looking. like a car wreck
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:11:56 PM EDT
Gretta has a great job.

Someone dies....she gets to vacation near the missing site and stay untill they are found or rendered shark bait.

Oh yea.

Hard on the eyes.

Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:16:53 PM EDT
How did this woman ever get onto the tv to begin with???
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:20:08 PM EDT
Considering, you arent not getting any, beggers should not be choosy.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:21:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Considering, you arent not getting any, beggers should not be choosy.



Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:22:29 PM EDT
Greta has that Bill Murray Caddyshack thing going with her mouth... Damn I hate that..
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:26:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
The O'Reilly Factor had a cute little redhead on tonight talking about gas prices. Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

Yeper!! I saw her and thought 'FOX needs to have her on repeatedly throughout the day.....each and every day........and twice as much on Sunday!!'

God bless redheads!
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:29:09 PM EDT
While Greta isnt exactly easy on the eyes, she has improved over the Grim Reaper look she used to sport
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:30:29 PM EDT
Did you see her before her plastic surgery? She's Jessica Simpson hot compared to how she used to look.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 8:06:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ardenner:
Why does she talk out of the side of her mouth?



Stroke? Her talk reminds me of Roger Ebert.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 8:53:07 PM EDT


She's still in love with Scott Peterson
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 8:55:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/30/2006 8:55:48 PM EDT by wump]

Originally Posted By Javak:

Originally Posted By Ardenner:
Why does she talk out of the side of her mouth?



Stroke? Her talk reminds me of Roger Ebert.



I'm pretty sure she has Bell's Palsy
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 9:09:25 PM EDT
gretta?
fuck it, I'd hit it.

let'sface it, with enough beer I'd hit a hole in a plywood crate.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 9:47:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jtw2:
gretta?
fuck it, I'd hit it.

let'sface it, with enough beer I'd hit a hole in a plywood crate.

Link Posted: 1/30/2006 9:50:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/30/2006 9:56:54 PM EDT by Defcon]
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 9:53:48 PM EDT
How much beer for greta or the crate?

I'm going with about a sixer of Fat Tire for Greta and about 3 for the crate!
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 9:53:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By wump:

Originally Posted By Javak:

Originally Posted By Ardenner:
Why does she talk out of the side of her mouth?



Stroke? Her talk reminds me of Roger Ebert.



I'm pretty sure she has Bell's Palsy



More like somebody banged a facial nerve branch during the facelift.

Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:17:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jtw2:
gretta?
fuck it, I'd hit it.

let'sface it, with enough beer I'd hit a hole in a plywood crate.



Y'ever seen Greta's little rear-end?

Surprisingly cute. Yeah, it's weird, but she's got a butt that would stop traffic. On a gal that ugly!



It's the very image of irony.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:22:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By samsong:

Originally Posted By jtw2:
gretta?
fuck it, I'd hit it.

let'sface it, with enough beer I'd hit a hole in a plywood crate.



Y'ever seen Greta's little rear-end?

Surprisingly cute. Yeah, it's weird, but she's got a butt that would stop traffic. On a gal that ugly!



It's the very image of irony.



ok then 3 beers to poke it in her pooper!
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:23:11 PM EDT
Waiter, I will have some of the Jane Skinner you have there tonight...
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:30:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jtw2:
gretta?
fuck it, I'd hit it.

let'sface it, with enough beer I'd hit a hole in a plywood crate.



Dude, you don't want to mess with splinters in your shit:

How to make a Fifi
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:32:38 PM EDT
"Hit it"? Hell yeah.

___________________________


Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:35:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jtw2:
How much beer for greta or the crate?

I'm going with about a sixer of Fat Tire for Greta and about 3 for the crate!


You were doing good till you said "Fat Tire". Ick.
And it's this sort of opinion that has convinced me to not be a Tv weathergirl.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:36:21 PM EDT
The way she talks out the side of her mouth... all she needs is a corncob pipe, some forearm anchor tattoos and she could be Popeye.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:38:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By txwxgirl:

Originally Posted By jtw2:
How much beer for greta or the crate?

I'm going with about a sixer of Fat Tire for Greta and about 3 for the crate!


You were doing good till you said "Fat Tire". Ick.
And it's this sort of opinion that has convinced me to not be a Tv weathergirl.



mmmm....fat tire.....

post pics and we'll comment on the tv weather girl aptitude.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:43:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jtw2:

Originally Posted By txwxgirl:

Originally Posted By jtw2:
How much beer for greta or the crate?

I'm going with about a sixer of Fat Tire for Greta and about 3 for the crate!


You were doing good till you said "Fat Tire". Ick.
And it's this sort of opinion that has convinced me to not be a Tv weathergirl.



mmmm....fat tire.....

post pics and we'll comment on the tv weather girl aptitude.


Nope won't happen. I've decided to spare the viewing public.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 10:51:41 PM EDT
Me too. I'm too fugly for public consumption.
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