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Posted: 1/30/2006 6:35:33 PM EDT
I told a girl I have about 5k posts on an internet site. She called me a loser

Do girls fall for your posting prowess, or mod staus?
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:37:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/30/2006 6:37:45 PM EDT by Triumph955i]
All the time.



Tommorow I get to tell them about post 7729 and how awsome it was.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:37:26 PM EDT
+1
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:38:00 PM EDT
+2
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:38:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/30/2006 6:39:25 PM EDT by eye_spy]
NO

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Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:38:47 PM EDT
+3

Just 3,000+ to go...
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:38:58 PM EDT
That's my pickup line.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:39:01 PM EDT
Post 3000 got me laid....
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:39:18 PM EDT
Does that work? I need to post more.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:39:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Doctor_Chicago:
+3

Just 3,000+ to go...

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Girls aren't impressed when you post too quickly.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:39:51 PM EDT
Chicks LOVE guys with lots of internut experience!
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:40:06 PM EDT
Yes!

My fiance loves the fact that I have made almost 1k post this month.


I am a POST WHORE.

But I am not a TROLL.

Ask about me in the MN Hometown Forum.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:40:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/30/2006 6:40:58 PM EDT by the_great_snag]
I just tell them I'm on all the right wing gun nut whacko message boards.

weeds out the libs like nothing you ever saw

NOW... if the chick doesn't run, you got yourself a KEEPER!!!


ETA: but then again I'm a crappy post-whore... been here since last Feb and only up to a little over 500 I think...
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:40:21 PM EDT
No I don't mention this site to women

This is a top secret site

Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:40:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
I told a girl I have about 5k posts on an internet site. She called me a loser

Do girls fall for your posting prowess, or mod staus?



Well If you were refering to arfcom its no wonder... You exagerated.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:41:06 PM EDT
Uh, NO.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:41:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By Doctor_Chicago:
+3

Just 3,000+ to go...

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Girls aren't impressed when you post too quickly.



Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:41:59 PM EDT
+1

Hey, I gotta get there somehow...

PIE MARPAT IBTL
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:42:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
I told a girl I have about 5k posts on an internet site. She called me a loser

Do girls fall for your posting prowess, or mod staus?



Is that your pic on your avatar? Might explain things... lol
j/k
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:42:36 PM EDT
Ok, now I'm post-whoring... I think I've posted like 200 times this week!
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:44:38 PM EDT
chicks dig me for who I am, not my post count.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:44:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Post 3000 got me laid....



Thats not fair
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:44:59 PM EDT
I just use my penis.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:45:24 PM EDT
[Guy with 20k+ posts] What's a woman? [/Guy with 20k+ posts]
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:45:45 PM EDT
To paraphrase Groucho, "I wouldn't mention any club that would have me as a member".

Seriously, it sounds vacuous.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:46:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AJE:
I just use my penis.



Typing with your penis?

No wonder you only have 61 posts.

Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:47:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By killingmachine123:
chicks dig me for who I am, not my post count.



That's what they all say
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:47:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By AJE:
I just use my penis.



Typing with your penis?

No wonder you only have 61 posts.




Damn I'm jealous... mine isn't long enough
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:47:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By AJE:
I just use my penis.



Typing with your penis?

No wonder you only have 61 posts.






His keyboard must be really dirty.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:49:10 PM EDT
Most awesome excellent post Tactical.

What a great idea. I'll file it away in the
unlikely event I can ever use it.

Actually I am slightly envious that I wasn't
clever enough to think to post the idea first.

DanM
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:50:12 PM EDT
No, I don't waste my time trying to impress "girls" - I prefer women, experienced women. Women over 30. Women that want a man with money and a career, not a girl that wants a 20 y/o life guard that makes eight buxx an hour.



(lol - just bustin' yer balls!!!)
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:52:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DanM:
Most awesome excellent post Tactical.

What a great idea. I'll file it away in the
unlikely event I can ever use it.

Actually I am slightly envious that I wasn't
clever enough to think to post the idea first.

DanM



well, we impressed girls back in the day with how many touchdowns we scored, rbis, run the 40 in 4.7, points in a game, sat score, gpa, mpg, bank acct. balance, weiner length, 0-60, etc...


Numbers IMPRESS girls!
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:52:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By AJE:
I just use my penis.



Typing with your penis?

No wonder you only have 61 posts.






His keyboard must be really dirty.



I'd hate to be his black light repairman.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:59:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:03:28 PM EDT
SWM
47 years old
5' 4", 325 lbs
Currently unemployed.
25,000+ posts on ar15.com.
Seeking SWF 18-21. No fat chicks.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:08:04 PM EDT
That and my huge cock.

Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:15:33 PM EDT
haha well i have under a 100, so I guess im going home alone tonite
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:21:11 PM EDT

Not at my age.
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