So I just fired an upstanding employee.... - Page 2

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Posted: 1/30/2006 3:30:20 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
He can sue all he wants, but when I testify to his less than perfect record of sexual harassment within the workplace... he may change his tune as to his credibility

but he was upstanding? or was that the position he was in when you caught him?

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:31:38 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:31:49 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Did you ask him WHY he was doing such a thing?

+1

wtf?

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:39:03 PM EDT

[#4]

Well...thats different.

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:40:38 PM EDT

[#5]

Mabye the boss told him to handle "things" while he was away.

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:41:10 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I did not need that mental image. I wonder if i can stab myself in the ear with a Q-tip and make it go away.

Dude, if you feel the irresistable urge to whack off at work, at least go lock yourself in the bathroom or something. I guess he was leaving the boss a "message".

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:43:55 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I did not need that mental image. I wonder if i can stab myself in the ear with a Q-tip and make it go away.

Dude, if you feel the irresistable urge to whack off at work, at least go lock yourself in the bathroom or something. I guess he was leaving the boss a "message".

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

Ummm....Sweet!

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:44:44 PM EDT

[#8]

Sounds like he was a stand up kinda guy not an upstanding guy.

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:44:53 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

*CUMS*

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:45:21 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I did not need that mental image. I wonder if i can stab myself in the ear with a Q-tip and make it go away.

Dude, if you feel the irresistable urge to whack off at work, at least go lock yourself in the bathroom or something. I guess he was leaving the boss a "message".

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

now is a better time to ask for pics

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:50:10 PM EDT

[#11]

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Quoted:
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I did not need that mental image. I wonder if i can stab myself in the ear with a Q-tip and make it go away.

Dude, if you feel the irresistable urge to whack off at work, at least go lock yourself in the bathroom or something. I guess he was leaving the boss a "message".

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.
now is a better time to ask for pics

+ 1,000,000

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:51:54 PM EDT

[#12]

Yeah....thanks a lot asshole.....I was almost finished!!!

Posted: 1/30/2006 4:17:17 PM EDT

[#13]

Assault with a Friendly Weapon.

Posted: 1/30/2006 4:22:32 PM EDT

[#14]

Well, don't that beat all.

Posted: 1/30/2006 4:28:32 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I did not need that mental image. I wonder if i can stab myself in the ear with a Q-tip and make it go away.

Dude, if you feel the irresistable urge to whack off at work, at least go lock yourself in the bathroom or something. I guess he was leaving the boss a "message".

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

Posted: 1/30/2006 4:32:11 PM EDT

[#16]

Was he fired because of a misfire?

Kneading his knob was he??

Posted: 1/30/2006 4:36:26 PM EDT

[#17]

I was gonna post a smart-assed comment, but..... what the hell can be said about this? Nothing!
Damn....

Posted: 1/30/2006 4:42:05 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
He can sue all he wants, but when I testify to his less than perfect record of sexual harassment within the workplace... he may change his tune as to his credibility

Maybe he was working out his sexual harassment problems........

Posted: 1/30/2006 4:55:01 PM EDT

[#19]

"I swear, I was cleaning the damn thing and it just went off!"

Posted: 1/30/2006 4:57:14 PM EDT

[#20]

I take it he was on break minding his own business?

Posted: 1/30/2006 5:02:43 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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I did not need that mental image. I wonder if i can stab myself in the ear with a Q-tip and make it go away.

Dude, if you feel the irresistable urge to whack off at work, at least go lock yourself in the bathroom or something. I guess he was leaving the boss a "message".

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.
Ummm....Sweet!

You got that right!

Posted: 1/30/2006 5:11:34 PM EDT

[#22]

You guys are tooo funny!

Poor kitchens.....

Posted: 1/30/2006 5:14:42 PM EDT

[#23]

If you're going to wank at work, you have to take the appropriate precautions. Lock the doors, close the blinds, etc.

Posted: 1/30/2006 5:16:02 PM EDT

[#24]

An "upstanding" employee, eh?

Posted: 1/30/2006 5:48:43 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Haha, I agree. I told him to file his complaint, punch out and that I would mail him his check next week.

Another oppressed victim I guess

You HAVE to give us more details than that - what did you first say to him when you caught him? We must know how the conversation went!

Posted: 1/30/2006 5:57:43 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

Mmmmm. Tell us more about this please...

Posted: 1/30/2006 6:01:27 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I did not need that mental image. I wonder if i can stab myself in the ear with a Q-tip and make it go away.

Dude, if you feel the irresistable urge to whack off at work, at least go lock yourself in the bathroom or something. I guess he was leaving the boss a "message".

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

[parishilton]That's hot[/parishilton]

Posted: 1/30/2006 6:02:29 PM EDT

[#28]

Is the GM a hot chick at least?

Posted: 1/30/2006 6:04:32 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
If you're going to wank at work, you have to take the appropriate precautions. Lock the doors, close the blinds, etc.

That's no fun... where is the excitement? the danger?

Posted: 1/30/2006 6:11:48 PM EDT

[#30]

This thread is EASY to masturbate to!

Posted: 1/30/2006 6:16:47 PM EDT

[#31]

damn, that makes it two times this week for the guy!

Slumlord just fired him a few days ago for sleeping on the job.

Posted: 1/31/2006 2:06:55 AM EDT

[#32]

That sucks that you had to see that.

Nasty

Max

Posted: 1/31/2006 2:44:08 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
This thread is EASY to masturbate to!

well, it got a lot easier since gunchyck posted her story.

Posted: 1/31/2006 3:57:59 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

Mmmmm. Tell us more about this please...

...and do it....slooooooowwwwwlyyyyyy....

Posted: 1/31/2006 4:20:28 AM EDT

[#35]

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

Thank you.

I'm at work and I just had to rub one out...

Posted: 1/31/2006 4:23:38 AM EDT

[#36]

wow

I guess he was an "upstanding" invididual after all.

Posted: 1/31/2006 4:27:22 AM EDT

[#37]

From a management standpoint, I understand the awkwardness. I had a phantom shitter to deal with last year.

But at least he didn't ask you for a reacharound.

Posted: 1/31/2006 4:48:06 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I did not need that mental image. I wonder if i can stab myself in the ear with a Q-tip and make it go away.

Dude, if you feel the irresistable urge to whack off at work, at least go lock yourself in the bathroom or something. I guess he was leaving the boss a "message".

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

How'd you explain the tuna funk?? "Oh, it's something I had for lunch..."

Posted: 1/31/2006 4:53:53 AM EDT

[#39]

I was going to ask what was "upstanding" about him but never-mind

Posted: 1/31/2006 4:54:06 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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I did not need that mental image. I wonder if i can stab myself in the ear with a Q-tip and make it go away.

Dude, if you feel the irresistable urge to whack off at work, at least go lock yourself in the bathroom or something. I guess he was leaving the boss a "message".

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

How'd you explain the tuna funk?? "Oh, it's something I had for lunch..."

Oh shit I can't believe you asked that!!

Posted: 1/31/2006 4:56:56 AM EDT

[#41]

Posted: 1/31/2006 5:21:32 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
From a management standpoint, I understand the awkwardness. I had a phantom shitter to deal with last year.

But at least he didn't ask you for a reacharound.

I remember that, that was hilarious!

Posted: 1/31/2006 12:02:51 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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I did not need that mental image. I wonder if i can stab myself in the ear with a Q-tip and make it go away.

Dude, if you feel the irresistable urge to whack off at work, at least go lock yourself in the bathroom or something. I guess he was leaving the boss a "message".

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

How'd you explain the tuna funk?? "Oh, it's something I had for lunch..."

I don't want to be offensive, BUT I was always taught that chycks with hygeine, don't have a tuna "funk". I haven't come across one yet and I don't believe I am one.

You shouldn't make generalizations about all women just because your limited supply of knowledge comes from filthy ho's.

ETA I'm going to go masturbate to some filthy whore porn now... maybe some slap-happy.

Posted: 1/31/2006 12:16:21 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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I did not need that mental image. I wonder if i can stab myself in the ear with a Q-tip and make it go away.

Dude, if you feel the irresistable urge to whack off at work, at least go lock yourself in the bathroom or something. I guess he was leaving the boss a "message".

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

How'd you explain the tuna funk?? "Oh, it's something I had for lunch..."

I don't want to be offensive, BUT I was always taught that chycks with hygeine, don't have a tuna "funk". I haven't come across one yet and I don't believe I am one.

You shouldn't make generalizations about all women just because your limited supply of knowledge comes from filthy ho's.

ETA I'm going to go masturbate to some filthy whore porn now... maybe some slap-happy.

This just keeps getting better

Posted: 1/31/2006 12:23:42 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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I did not need that mental image. I wonder if i can stab myself in the ear with a Q-tip and make it go away.

Dude, if you feel the irresistable urge to whack off at work, at least go lock yourself in the bathroom or something. I guess he was leaving the boss a "message".

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

How'd you explain the tuna funk?? "Oh, it's something I had for lunch..."

I don't want to be offensive, BUT I was always taught that chycks with hygeine, don't have a tuna "funk". I haven't come across one yet and I don't believe I am one.

You shouldn't make generalizations about all women just because your limited supply of knowledge comes from filthy ho's.

ETA I'm going to go masturbate to some filthy whore porn now... maybe some slap-happy.

This just keeps getting better

I went to college. It was a phase.

Posted: 1/31/2006 1:13:13 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
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Quoted:
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I did not need that mental image. I wonder if i can stab myself in the ear with a Q-tip and make it go away.

Dude, if you feel the irresistable urge to whack off at work, at least go lock yourself in the bathroom or something. I guess he was leaving the boss a "message".

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters. I used to masturbate all the time. the job was fucking boring. And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught". But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times. Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.

How'd you explain the tuna funk?? "Oh, it's something I had for lunch..."

I don't want to be offensive, BUT I was always taught that chycks with hygeine, don't have a tuna "funk". I haven't come across one yet and I don't believe I am one.

You shouldn't make generalizations about all women just because your limited supply of knowledge comes from filthy ho's.

ETA I'm going to go masturbate to some filthy whore porn now... maybe some slap-happy.

This just keeps getting better

I went to college. It was a phase.

10 pages and a lock.

Posted: 1/31/2006 1:52:32 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Well, he is a 5'9" ~~African American male~~ black guy about 22years of age... whatever floats your boat.

fixed it for you jessie

Posted: 1/31/2006 2:00:08 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Quoted:
If you're going to wank at work, you have to take the appropriate precautions. Lock the doors, close the blinds, etc.

That's no fun... where is the excitement? the danger?

woman caught masterbating = sexy

man caught masterbating = loser

Posted: 1/31/2006 3:01:37 PM EDT

[#49]

i nominate this for the thread of the week, beacuse of gunchyck of couse

Posted: 2/1/2006 6:27:15 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
i nominate this for the thread of the week, beacuse of gunchyck of couse

+1

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