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Posted: 1/29/2006 11:15:32 PM EDT
Lets say you are trapped on a lifeboat at sea with 10 other ARFCOM members. Plenty of water but no food. BK1 gets delirious and dies. Would you eat him to stay alive?

Pass the tobasco.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:16:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 11:16:56 PM EDT by MoparMike]

Would you eat an ARFCOM member?


How hot is she?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:17:12 PM EDT
If I was stuck with 10 of these jokers, I'd sacrifice myself to end my suffering!
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:17:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Lets say you are trapped on a lifeboat at sea with 10 other ARFCOM members. Plenty of water but no food. BK1 gets delirious and dies. Would you eat him to stay alive?

Pass the tobasco.



A-1 sauce, if you please.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:18:19 PM EDT
Hah! You skinny folk have to worry about eating in an emergency.

Bring on the starvation baby... daddy needs to lose 30 lbs.




- BG
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:18:36 PM EDT
Use him for bait.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:18:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GhostRing:
If I was stuck with 10 of these jokers, I'd sacrifice myself to end my suffering!



Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:19:22 PM EDT
Isn't the record for being stranded at sea like over 90 days. I think it was British flier or sailor.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:19:50 PM EDT
i guess if the meat could be cooked maybe...

damn thats a hard one.



people that eat peple in these cases.. do they just start biting chunks off the arm?

Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:21:05 PM EDT
and isnt water more imporatnt then food..


think you can last longer without food then without water..
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:22:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cluster:
and isnt water more imporatnt then food..


think you can last longer without food then without water..



Youre floating in a large fresh water Great Lake. So there is plenty of water.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:24:07 PM EDT
Sorry bud, I'm not snacking on anybody's meat, even if they're an Arfcommer.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:24:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 11:24:59 PM EDT by R-32]
As long as the other 8 with me are WAHTF members...

BK1 would be on the dinner plan, Dead or Alive.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:24:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 11:25:42 PM EDT by GTOJudge885]

Originally Posted By twonami:
Isn't the record for being stranded at sea like over 90 days. I think it was British flier or sailor.


Was it those poor bastards from the HMS Bounty?

ETA: pass the Sweet Baby Rays
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:25:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GhostRing:
If I was stuck with 10 of these jokers, I'd sacrifice myself to end my suffering!



Me too.



Unless it was ten ladies. Then I would eat like a king.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:26:34 PM EDT
Freshwater lake?

Don't know about eating him...

Definately use his arms and legs as paddles.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:27:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:
Freshwater lake?

Don't know about eating him...

Definately use his arms and legs as paddles.




Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:30:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:

Originally Posted By twonami:
Isn't the record for being stranded at sea like over 90 days. I think it was British flier or sailor.


Was it those poor bastards from the HMS Bounty?

ETA: pass the Sweet Baby Rays


I think it was during WWII
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:56:03 PM EDT
The Lifeboat sketch:


(Scene: The interior of a lifeboat. Seagulls are crying.)

(groans and coughs)

1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
2: That's a rather personal question, sir. (low voices)
1: You stupid git. I meant how long is it that we've been in the lifeboat? You've destroyed the atmosphere now.
2: I'm sorry.
1: Shut up. Start again.

1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
2: 33 days, sir.
1: Thirty-three days?
2: We can't go on much longer. (low voices) I didn't think I destroyed the atmosphere.
1: Shut up.
2: Well, I don't think I did.
1: 'Course you did.
2: (aside, to 3) Did you think I destroyed the atmosphere?
3: Yes I think you did.
1: Shut up. Shut up!

1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
2: 33 days, sir.
4: Have we started again?

1: STILL no sign of land. How long is it?
2: 33 days, sir.
1: Thirty-three days?
2: We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day.
5: We're done for, we're done for!
1: Shut up, Maudling.
2: We've just got to keep hoping. Someone may find us.

6: How we feeling, Captain?
C: Not too good. I...I feel so weak.
2: We can't hold out much longer.
C: Listen...chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me.
?: Eat you, sir?
C: Yes. Eat me.
?: Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg?
C: You didn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.
5: It's not just the leg, sir.
C: What do you mean?
5: Well, sir...it's just that -
C: Why don't you want to eat me?
5: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir!
?: So would I, sir.
C: I see.
?: Then that's decided...everyone's gonna eat me!
?: Uh, well.
5: What, sir?
?: Go ahead, please, but I won't -
?: Oh nonsense, sir, you're starving; tuck in!
1: No, no, it's not that.
?: What's the matter with Johnson, sir?
1: Well, he's not kosher.
5: That depends how we kill him, sir.
1: Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat Hodges.
?: Oh well, all right.
5: I still prefer Johnson.
C: I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.
1: Look. I tell you what. Those who want to can eat Johnson. And you, sir, can have my leg. And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper.
Crew: (cacophonous) Hmm, yes, good idea, excellent thinking, very good, I don't suppose we could have Hodges in the morning, jolly good idea, etc.

Link Posted: 1/30/2006 12:04:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GhostRing:
If I was stuck with 10 of these jokers, I'd sacrifice myself to end my suffering!



Judging by some of the pics posted here, 10 Arfcommers in a lifeboat might friggen SINK before you had a chance hehe

Methinks if yer a skinny guy, you're gonna get ate ! I plan on staying home


Link Posted: 1/30/2006 12:06:28 AM EDT
ARFCOM members. Tastes like chicken.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 12:09:43 AM EDT
You may survive the raft trip, but you WILL succumb to heart disease shortly after.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 12:10:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By cluster:
and isnt water more imporatnt then food..


think you can last longer without food then without water..



Youre floating in a large fresh water Great Lake. So there is plenty of water.



That could never happen, the sheer weight of the ammo hidden on all their bodies would sink us all.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 12:19:53 AM EDT
What would be the total number of ARFcommers lost in this tragic boating accident?


Link Posted: 1/30/2006 12:38:03 AM EDT
I'd use his legs as paddles and get myself to shore.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 1:02:25 AM EDT
heh, he said...member
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 1:04:55 AM EDT
very funny.....

Link Posted: 1/30/2006 1:08:11 AM EDT
I could name one or two I wouldn't mind nibbling on.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 1:33:30 AM EDT
/heads to the womens board


Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:06:36 AM EDT
Is this related to "Gaspain's Donner Party Adventure"?

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=432283

Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:11:34 AM EDT
What about PETA members instead of arfcommers?
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:16:31 AM EDT
you could, most likely eat for a couple of months.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:25:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By kc8ard:
What about PETA members instead of arfcommers?




Use them to chum the waters.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:33:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:34:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:35:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
Some of the Arfcom women....I could sure go for a taste, anyway!


CJ





[Homer] Mmmmmmmmmm.....bewbies.[/Homer]
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 4:51:25 AM EDT
This would be about the only time I'd ever want Rosie O'donnell on board with me.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 5:01:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
BK1 gets delirious and dies.



How would you be able to tell he was delirious?
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 5:05:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Hah! You skinny folk have to worry about eating in an emergency.

Bring on the starvation baby... daddy needs to lose 30 lbs.




- BG



when the aliens come, they will eat the fat 1's first...
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 5:09:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 5:09:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MoparMike:

Would you eat an ARFCOM member?


How hot is she?



+1
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 5:13:10 AM EDT
lol
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 5:22:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By kc8ard:
This would be about the only time I'd ever want Rosie O'donnell on board with me.


Hell,we'ed chum the water with her even before we started starving.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 5:26:18 AM EDT
ARDOC,

Not to hijack, but this thread is about eating another person. Doing what you do for a living, do you view "oral magic" in a different light now than you did before you became a Lion Tamer? Just curious.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:01:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
ARDOC,

Not to hijack, but this thread is about eating another person. Doing what you do for a living, do you view "oral magic" in a different light now than you did before you became a Lion Tamer? Just curious.




Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:31:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By dvr9:
ARDOC,

Not to hijack, but this thread is about eating another person. Doing what you do for a living, do you view "oral magic" in a different light now than you did before you became a Lion Tamer? Just curious.







I take it that by saying you mean you wouldn't touch it with Rosie O'Donnells tongue?
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 7:52:05 AM EDT
Pass me a Thigh Please.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 8:42:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Lets say you are trapped on a lifeboat at sea with 10 other ARFCOM members. Plenty of water but no food. BK1 gets delirious and dies. Would you eat him to stay alive?

Pass the tobasco.


Are there any zombies in this hypothetical scenario?
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 8:55:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tripledouble:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Lets say you are trapped on a lifeboat at sea with 10 other ARFCOM members. Plenty of water but no food. BK1 gets delirious and dies. Would you eat him to stay alive?

Pass the tobasco.


Are there any zombies in this hypothetical scenario?



BK1 I guess could be a zombie.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 8:58:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MoparMike:

Would you eat an ARFCOM member?


How hot is she?



Who can say? *shrug*

I'm all for eating dead people in a survival situation!
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 9:04:43 AM EDT
Ahhh....ARFCOMer liver with a nice Chianti......Pardon me......do you have any Grey Poupon?
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