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Posted: 1/29/2006 9:47:41 PM EDT
So I'm bored again and decided to watch his new straight to USA network movie. I can't understand how, not only how the movie could sucked so bad. But how someone who must have obviously put in some time doing his martial arts could let himself go so bad?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 9:49:45 PM EDT
There comes a point in time in martial arts when your so bad your badness fights for you. Seagal is there man. Seagal doesnt fight you, Seagals badness fights you.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 9:49:56 PM EDT
But does he still squint really cool and walk like a transvestite street hooker?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 9:56:37 PM EDT
I liked that movie where he was native american.

A Jewish Indian badass martial artist. Quite a role model.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 9:58:19 PM EDT
Even Chuck Norris knew when to quit while he was ahead.

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Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:49:15 PM EDT
I think Seagal is just about the biggest zit on the pimply ass of America we call "Hollywood."
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:52:41 PM EDT
Seagal would kill you all if you knew you said that about him.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 11:53:57 PM EDT
Whatever you do, dont wacth "Black Down"
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 12:04:34 AM EDT
I lost all respect for him when I found out how much he paid to get recognized as a reincarnated lama and sacred vessel of Tibetan Buddhism. I got a cousin in Switzerland who could have made him Pope for half what he paid. I have no use for suckers.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 12:41:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
I lost all respect for him when I found out how much he paid to get recognized as a reincarnated lama and sacred vessel of Tibetan Buddhism. I got a cousin in Switzerland who could have made him Pope for half what he paid. I have no use for suckers.



Huh? You can pay to be a Lama? Sweet!
~Dg84
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 1:07:14 AM EDT
A Steven Segal movie is worse than a stink pickle in dry dock

Link Posted: 1/30/2006 1:46:20 AM EDT
Who do you think would win in a fight between Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 1:57:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By doorgunner84:

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
I lost all respect for him when I found out how much he paid to get recognized as a reincarnated lama and sacred vessel of Tibetan Buddhism. I got a cousin in Switzerland who could have made him Pope for half what he paid. I have no use for suckers.



Huh? You can pay to be a Lama? Sweet!
~Dg84



I'm more interested in being the Pope. Send me an IM with the details please.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 1:58:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pv74:
A Steven Segal movie is worse than a stink pickle in dry dock




He's not even that good.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:01:16 AM EDT
His movies got worse and worse as the years passed. I used to like him when he first came out, but then again I was like 12.

As I watch the movies again, I agree he sucks.

Max
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:36:19 AM EDT
I hear he shoots a 1911 pretty damned well... Ever notice that he handles a weapon properly in his movies, i.e. trigger discplice etc.? IIRC, I read about him in a gun rag about 10 years ago.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:38:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheOtherDave:
I hear he shoots a 1911 pretty damned well... Ever notice that he handles a weapon properly in his movies, i.e. trigger discplice etc.? IIRC, I read about him in a gun rag about 10 years ago.



My dad was telling me about that article. Apparently Seagal is no stranger to a gun. According to the article, if I remember right, he bought a custom job 1911 and it wasnt "right". Didnt shoot where it was supposed to. Took it to the gun smith a couple times and every time the guy said it was fine. Took it in another time and sat the guy down and showed him what was wrong and ends up something very minor was wrong.

Who knows, its a I heard from I heard from tory for me. Would be interesting to see the article.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:39:28 AM EDT
Isn't he a big supporter of Shot Show? I saw that he makes appearances there.

If so, then he's cool in my book. Despite making some pretty bad movies.
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