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Posted: 1/29/2006 8:04:26 PM EDT
And no, you don't get to become one of them. They just kill your ass dead.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 8:05:24 PM EDT
zombies...definately.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 8:07:07 PM EDT
I don't know, both zombies & werewolves can munch on you for a bit before you die, but i'm going to have to go with zombies
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 8:07:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 8:07:44 PM EDT by Spade]
Zombies.

With Vamps and Werewolves if you become one you gain kickass powers, rather than shuffling around drooling like somebody from Jersey.

DAMN, I didn't read the topic.

Still zombies though.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 8:08:08 PM EDT
Zombies appear to be the slow painful way to die .....
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 8:10:42 PM EDT
Lessee, get seduced by a hot vampire chick and have my blood drained from my body at the moment of climax, get my throat torn out by a werewolf, or get slowly chewed upon by zombies while their cold, dead hands paw my bleeding flesh. Hmm, decisions, decisions...
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 8:11:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Lessee, get seduced by a hot vampire chick and have my blood drained from my body at the moment of climax, get my throat torn out by a werewolf, or get slowly chewed upon by zombies while their cold, dead hands paw my bleeding flesh. Hmm, decisions, decisions...



Your vampire chick will look like helen thomas.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 8:20:58 PM EDT
I would prefer vampires and the worst is a tie between the wolfs and zombies
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 8:24:40 PM EDT
I voted for werewolfs dont really know why just a huge dog eating me is kinda weird
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 8:29:16 PM EDT
Zombies would be the easiet to kill and avoid said death.

With all the zombie talk, we don't have near enough discussion about vampire and werewolf defense around here. When was the last time we had a thread about molding silver bullets or properly carving a stake?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 8:37:58 PM EDT
With a vamp or a werewolf they tend to eat you in a hurry since they dont want to get caught. With a zombie they take their time because they are dead already. They will just start eating the the extremity that they grab first and work their way in to the good stuff.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 8:44:34 PM EDT
After watching/reading many *documentaries* on said creatures...zombies would be the worst to me.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 8:58:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Lessee, get seduced by a hot vampire chick and have my blood drained from my body at the moment of climax, get my throat torn out by a werewolf, or get slowly chewed upon by zombies while their cold, dead hands paw my bleeding flesh. Hmm, decisions, decisions...




Ya, but how hot is the werewolf babe when she not a bitch for 3 nights out of the month?





Wait­, I just described the average female!
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 9:18:05 PM EDT
i'd much rather face zombies but death by zombies would suck.

always keep one round for yerself yeah?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 9:18:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 9:19:56 PM EDT by Sumo2000]

Originally Posted By triburst1:
Zombies would be the easiet to kill and avoid said death.

With all the zombie talk, we don't have near enough discussion about vampire and werewolf defense around here. When was the last time we had a thread about molding silver bullets or properly carving a stake?



If it bleeds, we can kill it.

The ones that bother me are those little ghost kids from Japan that kill you with home appliances like TV's & washing machines, you see them so often now.... bullets don't work on them.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 9:21:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 9:22:05 PM EDT by bastiat]

Originally Posted By triburst1:
Zombies would be the easiet to kill and avoid said death.




Sorry, you're not avoiding death.

Your best friend shot you in the legs in order to slow you down so he could escape.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 9:24:13 PM EDT
Zombies would be the worst. With the other two you have a chance at immortality from being bitten. With a zombie bite you're dead, just reanimated.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 9:25:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By triburst1:
Zombies would be the easiet to kill and avoid said death.




Sorry, you're not avoiding death.

Your best friend shot you in the legs in order to slow you down so he could escape.



I can shoot like a motherfucker lying down. It would make Vincent's shooting in the nightclub scene from "Collateral" look like shit.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 9:57:26 PM EDT
Zombies, at least you can still tap ass as a vamp or werewolf.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 10:47:14 PM EDT
I think Vampires and Werewolves would be the most annoying to kill, but if zombies (like the ones in 28 days later) were to attack, I would fear them the most. It seems like if the "zombie disease" were to actually spread through blood or bodily fluids, it would take more than a few seconds to change into one of them. A few hours seems more realistic.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 10:48:11 PM EDT
Mutant zombie bikers of course.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 10:52:17 PM EDT
Socialists.

They're slowly eating us all.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 10:56:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 10:56:39 PM EDT by ALPHAGHOST]
zombies

they are dead and smell worse

vampires--not so bad if she is hot
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:20:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:
And no, you don't get to become one of them. They just kill your ass dead.


If the choice is limited to just those three, I'd say zombies.

However, I believe that total morselization is the worst.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:41:01 AM EDT
Zombies. I wouldn't mind coming back as a kick arse vamp. Werewolves mmmm. Last thing I need is more hair.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:41:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:42:34 AM EDT
With all the zombie talk, this link has probably been posted before so here it is:

www.fvza.org/phpBB2/index.php?sid=89c33bf846ea86687badd3cd79593a87

They probably have some insight on this matter.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 5:23:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/30/2006 5:25:15 AM EDT by RiffRandall]

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By triburst1:
Zombies would be the easiet to kill and avoid said death.




Sorry, you're not avoiding death.

Your best friend shot you in the legs in order to slow you down so he could escape.



Then he's fuxxored also because I'd shoot the doublecrossing SOB as he runs away. If I'm zombie-chow so is he.

+1 on zombie death being the worst.

A werewolf would just jump out & getcha or run you down after a short chase. You'd be lunch but at least the werewolf actually gains nutrition from you & may feel bad afterwards when they change back into human form. Zombies don't need to eat people to survive, they won't starve.

A vampire is more of a seduction predator & you probably won't know you've been targeted until the hot vampire babe/guy (depending on your pref) you're with sinks their teeth into your neck. And you'd have a better condition corpse...just two little holes in the neck, not torn limb from limb & partially eaten. There's always the chance of seeing some hot lesbo vamp-chick action before you go also ......zombie chicks? Not so hot

Zombies are all up front & will just wear you out by never giving up. They'll wait you out where a vamp or werewolf might grow restless & find another, easier target. Vamps & werewolves might get sated & not be hungry. Vamps will have to find cover from sunlight & werewolves will change back to human when the sun comes up. Zombies have no such weakness.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 8:43:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RiffRandall:

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By triburst1:
Zombies would be the easiet to kill and avoid said death.




Sorry, you're not avoiding death.

Your best friend shot you in the legs in order to slow you down so he could escape.



Then he's fuxxored also because I'd shoot the doublecrossing SOB as he runs away. If I'm zombie-chow so is he.

+1 on zombie death being the worst.

A werewolf would just jump out & getcha or run you down after a short chase. You'd be lunch but at least the werewolf actually gains nutrition from you & may feel bad afterwards when they change back into human form. Zombies don't need to eat people to survive, they won't starve.

A vampire is more of a seduction predator & you probably won't know you've been targeted until the hot vampire babe/guy (depending on your pref) you're with sinks their teeth into your neck. And you'd have a better condition corpse...just two little holes in the neck, not torn limb from limb & partially eaten. There's always the chance of seeing some hot lesbo vamp-chick action before you go also ......zombie chicks? Not so hot

Zombies are all up front & will just wear you out by never giving up. They'll wait you out where a vamp or werewolf might grow restless & find another, easier target. Vamps & werewolves might get sated & not be hungry. Vamps will have to find cover from sunlight & werewolves will change back to human when the sun comes up. Zombies have no such weakness.




I will agreee with most of what you have stated, but that last part. They do have a weakness. They are very slow according to most accurate training documentaries, unless they are psuedozombies.

Psuedozombies are those so-called zombies that are infected with some sort of genetically mutaded strain of the real zombie virus, which alows them to run after you. For example, the psuedozombies that are in "28 Days Later."


For a complete list of ZTDs (Zombie Training Documentaries)
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 9:01:35 AM EDT
as far as the three goes... I wouud have to say for Zombies.

Zombies just grab and chew, nothing more, you will most likely die from blood loss if attacked by a Zombie. Not to mention if you exscape and are infected... the virus in all likely hood will slowly kill you and transform you into a Zombie. The most horrorable way to go.

Vampires... they are sadistic and cunning. A vamp may seduce you or simply stalk and strike. With a vamp all you feel if lucky are two puncture woonds in the neck and your blood draining. some other vampires may take a bite out of you and drink... still not a nice way to go but still ouch.

Werewolves... Probably the nicest of the three. Considering that they are in a way animals they will Kill you first then feed. Unless the human or wolf is deranged and likes to feed on living prey, ...Yet many preditors kill their prey before they feed. Feeding on life prey is a little difficult because the victom will FIGHT to live and exscape.


So of all the three... The general quickest way to die is werewolf the slowest and most painful way to die is Zombie. I would rather go by Werewolf and kill Zombies before they can get to me.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 9:29:24 AM EDT
Zombies would be the worse by leaps and bounds. Werewolves WOULD be bad also but werewolves would kill you quicker (typlically rip out your throat) Zombies would eat you slowly chewing on whatever parts of you body they could get ahold of. Vampires would by far be the BEST. A bite on the neck (in most cases seems semi erotic) and you'll goto sleep as you bleed out.



Note to all who think werewolves and Vampires would be kick ass cause you could gain their powers thats only if said Vampire or Werewolf chooses to make you one of his/her minions.
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 11:41:56 AM EDT
We need to figure out if a zombie can be taken out with a headshot from a .22lr. If it takes much more, most of us will be running out of bullets before too long. Then we just need to figure out how to get my 10/22 to run belt fed.

Remember, you must remove the head or destroy the brain!

--mort
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