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Quoted: Zombies would be the easiet to kill and avoid said death.
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Sorry, you're not avoiding death.
Your best friend shot you in the legs in order to slow you down so he could escape.
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Then he's fuxxored also because I'd shoot the doublecrossing SOB as he runs away. If I'm zombie-chow so is he.
+1 on zombie death being the worst.
A werewolf would just jump out & getcha or run you down after a short chase. You'd be lunch but at least the werewolf actually gains nutrition from you & may feel bad afterwards when they change back into human form. Zombies don't
need to eat people to survive, they won't starve.
A vampire is more of a seduction predator & you probably won't know you've been targeted until the hot vampire babe/guy (depending on your pref) you're with sinks their teeth into your neck. And you'd have a better condition corpse...just two little holes in the neck, not torn limb from limb & partially eaten. There's always the chance of seeing some hot lesbo vamp-chick action before you go also
......zombie chicks? Not so hot
Zombies are all up front & will just wear you out by
never giving up. They'll wait you out where a vamp or werewolf might grow restless & find another, easier target. Vamps & werewolves might get sated & not be hungry. Vamps will have to find cover from sunlight & werewolves will change back to human when the sun comes up. Zombies have no such weakness.