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Posted: 1/29/2006 3:26:26 PM EDT
Ala a "heaven can wait" scenario.

You get killed before your time.

An angel gives you the opportunity to come back and live.

But your only two options are bryan adams and michael bolton.

Which one do you choose to be and why?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:26:59 PM EDT
no ibtp!
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:30:20 PM EDT
Definitely Bryan Adams.

At least he was semi-cool when "Cuts like a knife" came out.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:31:30 PM EDT

Whichever one has the most money and the hotter chic .
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:33:33 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:33:45 PM EDT
why can't there be a non-ghey choice?


Michael Bolton, but only because he used to have that cool hair
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:33:48 PM EDT
Michael Bolton: Why should I change my name.. he's the one that sucks
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:34:53 PM EDT
Definately Michael Bolton

Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:35:49 PM EDT
Neither.............Chuck Norris is who i would come back as
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:37:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
Definately Michael Bolton



Hah... but seriously... can someone post a picture of both of the real people? I don't know who "Bryan Adams" is.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:38:01 PM EDT
Byan Adams, because Michael Bolton is a no talant ass clown.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:39:12 PM EDT
I'd rather stay dead.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:40:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MlTCHELL:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
Definately Michael Bolton

www.kinoweb.de/film99/OfficeSpace/pix/off4.jpg


Hah... but seriously... can someone post a picture of both of the real people? I don't know who "Bryan Adams" is.



The real michael bolton (ghey) -




Bryan Adams (gheyer)-



"The Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions"

Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:46:00 PM EDT
i would just stay dead.

Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:52:05 PM EDT
WTF? Somebody put LSD in your water… Creeping me out.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:57:06 PM EDT
You can die now.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:59:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 4:01:19 PM EDT by motown_steve]
The major difference between Bryan Adams and Michael Bolton is that Bryan Adams did produce a good song:



I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it till my fingers bled
It was the summer of '69

Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shoulda known we'd never get far

Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive-in
And that's when I met you

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Back in the summer of '69

Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever - forever, no

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I play that old six-string
I think about ya wonder what went wrong

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Back in the summer of '69

Link Posted: 1/29/2006 4:00:26 PM EDT
16-2 for Bryan Adams!


Link Posted: 1/29/2006 4:06:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 4:18:39 PM EDT by PeteCO]
NOTICE TO ARFCOM:

Never forget that "rob78" once said "Michael Bolton, but only because he used to have that cool hair"


Link Posted: 1/29/2006 4:07:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rob78:
why can't there be a non-ghey choice?


Michael Bolton, but only because he used to have that cool hair



quoted, to go along with PeteCO's post, in case the original is edited
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 4:11:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PeteCO:
NOTICE TO ARFCOM:

Never forget that "rob78" once said "Michael Bolton, but only because he used to have that cool hair





At least we know who one of the two votes for michael bolton came from!
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 4:12:48 PM EDT
In reference to "whichever had the hotter chick....."

Bolton used to bang Ashley Judd.

Link Posted: 1/29/2006 4:26:11 PM EDT
I celebrate his entire catalog.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 4:34:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KillAgain:
I celebrate his entire catalog.



Me too, but I'd have to say his rendition of "When a man loves a women" is just.....wow.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 7:06:29 PM EDT
At least Bryan Adams had a few decent hits, and not all of them were that sappy sugary crap that Michael Bolton puts out. Sure, he aint exactly Death Metal, but some of his hits were decent songs.

Run to You
Cuts Like a Knife
Summer of '69
Lonely Nights
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