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Posted: 1/29/2006 2:09:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 2:11:23 PM EDT
That man was fast.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 2:21:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Magurgle:
That man was fast.


He's also dead.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 2:23:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By coondog:

Originally Posted By Magurgle:
That man was fast.


He's also dead.



And therefore nobody can defeat Chuck Norris in battle.

Still, he did TRAIN Chuck Norris. And wasn't Chuck the first white guy to earn a black belt in kung fu/tae kwan do/whatever it is?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 2:24:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 2:30:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
nullbits.foxxz.net/albums/Icons/jack.jpg





Woody
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 2:31:57 PM EDT
What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 2:36:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gunchyck:
What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.



Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 2:51:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:
What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.



Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me



I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....


I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:06:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gunchyck:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:
What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.



Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me



I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....


I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.




'cause we all wish we were Chuck Norris ....
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:07:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gunchyck:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:
What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.



Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me



I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....


I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.



It's a man thing.... Sorry
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:15:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ANGST:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:
What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.



Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me



I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....


I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.




'cause we all wish we were Chuck Norris ....



BUT he's REALLY ugly... and his skin is like leather... and isn't he like a billion years old now?

Aren't there any young strapping, good-looking men in the up and coming stars worthy of hero-worship?

There's gotta be SOMEBODY?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:26:00 PM EDT
Jet Lee could beat the shit out of that has been actior chuck!!

Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:28:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 3:30:02 PM EDT by danpass]

Originally Posted By gunchyck:

Originally Posted By ANGST:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:
What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.



Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me



I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....


I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.




'cause we all wish we were Chuck Norris ....



BUT he's REALLY ugly... and his skin is like leather... and isn't he like a billion years old now?

Aren't there any young strapping, good-looking men in the up and coming stars worthy of hero-worship?

There's gotta be SOMEBODY?



The first time I heard/read about the Chuck Norris "thing" was here:
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=407546


I simply find it amusing.


Besides we have all recently learned that William Shatner is a worthy contender to the throne.
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=429193
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:30:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gunchyck:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:
What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.



Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me



I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....


I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.



They secretly want to screw him.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:34:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By danpass:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:

Originally Posted By ANGST:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:
What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.



Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me



I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....


I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.




'cause we all wish we were Chuck Norris ....



BUT he's REALLY ugly... and his skin is like leather... and isn't he like a billion years old now?

Aren't there any young strapping, good-looking men in the up and coming stars worthy of hero-worship?

There's gotta be SOMEBODY?



The first time I heard/read about the Chuck Norris "thing" was here:
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=407546


I simply find it amusing.


Besides we have all recently learned that William Shatner is a worthy contender to the throne.
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=429193



Ok, so this is a response I can understand

Shatner... the way he sang (read)" Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds".... made me cream my pants... the man is HOT
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 3:35:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:03:02 PM EDT
My friend's dad said he saw Chuck Norris try to break up a fight with a roundhouse kick once, and he missed and fell on his ass. So I don't think it would take a big man to take him down.
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:06:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 5:07:14 PM EDT by Zippy_The_Wonderdog]
I thought it was Chuck Norris and Bill Wallace who taught Bruce Lee?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:08:41 PM EDT
I think this guy could give him a run.

Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:10:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gunchyck:

Originally Posted By ANGST:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:
What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.



Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me



I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....


I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.




'cause we all wish we were Chuck Norris ....



BUT he's REALLY ugly... and his skin is like leather... and isn't he like a billion years old now?

Aren't there any young strapping, good-looking men in the up and coming stars worthy of hero-worship?

There's gotta be SOMEBODY?




Ernie Borgneine
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:13:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dave15:

Ernie Borgneine



Isn't he dead?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:17:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 5:19:59 PM EDT by madmann135]


Fighting outside of the movie screen she won't win... but she will win with looks.

Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:33:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NAKED-GUNMAN:
I think this guy could give him a run.

i1.tinypic.com/mue4h2.jpg

Heaven help Golden Corral's bottom line if that monster ever shows up.
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