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Posted: 1/28/2006 4:29:44 PM EDT
I know its been a while since I've done one of these so here you go. I'll also throw in some oldies but goodies.

This was one of my gate security guards who I caught sleeping one night. Honking the horn of my surburban within 10 feet of him didn't wake him up. It took me shaking him to wake him. The second photo is the same guard in the back when I had to throw him and several of our local drug dealers out of an apartment they had broken into.




Its amazing how much water can leak out of a domestic water pipe in a short period of time!!


These next three are all the same apartment after move out. Looks like someone had some fun with a broom handle before they left!!






Boiler flame


This is why it is VERY importent to clean out your fridge before the maggots set in!!








Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:32:22 PM EDT
Nice.

How much is rent?
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:33:21 PM EDT
wow... damn...

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:33:49 PM EDT
Holy SHIT!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:34:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:34:43 PM EDT
"Turd Censor"
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:34:48 PM EDT
good luck
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:34:50 PM EDT
Just dont rent to them. Might go against the fair housing act or something though. What woul dbe funny is to late at night drive through the complex with a PA system like the cops have, the ones that people on the street can hear, and say somiething to the effect that you know they have drugs in there and to come out. I wonder how many of them would flush all their stash down the toilet.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:34:50 PM EDT
I seen some cobwebs in the corner
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:35:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Slumlord:
This was one of my gate security guards who I caught sleeping one night. Honking the horn of my surburban within 10 feet of him didn't wake him up. It took me shaking him to wake him. The second photo is the same guard in the back when I had to throw him and several of our local drug dealers out of an apartment they had broken into.



Yeah, Its hard to get good help these days
(is that a security baseball bat in tactical black?)
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:35:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2006 4:37:14 PM EDT by greener556]
One word for ya, "________"!!!!!!!!!


Why do you live there again???
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:36:53 PM EDT
I love the sleeping security guard,
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:36:54 PM EDT
WTF



I mean what the fuck is wrong with people like that?

I dont understand, WHAT THE FUCK is thier major malfunction, DAMN FUCKING ANIMALS.

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:36:55 PM EDT
WELL.......... WERE' MOVIN' ON UP!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:37:06 PM EDT
Liven la vita loca!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:37:11 PM EDT
Second pic from bottom, is that a solid block of ice?

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Btw, I have some picture of maggots like that in the fridge, they just happen to be on what used to be a guy.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:37:19 PM EDT
you rent to my clients


how good of you


Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:38:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:
Liven la vita loca!




Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:38:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By greener556:
One word for ya, "________"!!!!!!!!!


Why do you live there again???



I don't live there, its my complex.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:39:27 PM EDT
I bet your the kind of guy that would keep those fine folk's deposit
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:39:37 PM EDT
OH and BTW, I wold shit my pants before I sat on that nasty damn vile toilet.,

They need to have thier heads run around in that dirty nasty VILE toilet bowl...
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:40:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:
Liven la vita loca!





Nooooooooo

It is LIVEN LA VITA THROW UP-A....nasty fucking bastages of humanity.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:42:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Second pic from bottom, is that a solid block of ice?

Btw, I have some picture of maggots like that in the fridge, they just happen to be on what used to be a guy.



First, yes that is a solid block of ice.

Second, I don't take photos of the dead bodies I come across, not really something I wan't to commemorate.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:43:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:44:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Slumlord:

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Second pic from bottom, is that a solid block of ice?

Btw, I have some picture of maggots like that in the fridge, they just happen to be on what used to be a guy.



First, yes that is a solid block of ice.

Second, I don't take photos of the dead bodies I come across, not really something I wan't to commemorate.



You get used to it. I'm shocked though, that the freezer would actually do that. Guess I just never thought of it.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:44:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By greener556:
One word for ya, "________"!!!!!!!!!


Why do you live there again???




Dont hold back, tell us how you really feel.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:45:08 PM EDT
That's disgusting behavior........
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:45:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By greener556:
www.ssacoustical.com/bulldozer.jpg



Hell no, its still profitable, just have to use a little bleach for a good as new effect.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:45:17 PM EDT
First Class NOLA accommodations....

BTW My wife loved the fridge pic.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:46:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Slumlord:

This is why it is VERY importent to clean out your fridge before the maggots set in!!
members.quixnet.net/mcress/m8.jpg


members.quixnet.net/mcress/freezer.jpg



Paging Dr.Frige!!

Interesting pix
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:54:47 PM EDT
Ah yes, the dry docked stink pickle picture.

A classic.

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:00:51 PM EDT
Let me guess...Katrina refugees?
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:06:29 PM EDT
haven't seen one of these threads in a while
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:09:30 PM EDT
Great!


Keep posting this stuff, it keeps me from quiting my job!


Balming
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:10:05 PM EDT
How the hell do you turn the interior of your freezer into one giant ice cube???
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:14:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Barrelburner:
How the hell do you turn the interior of your freezer into one giant ice cube???




The same way they turn it into a maggot breeding farm, they just dont give a dman to maintain the stuff.

Nasty fucking pigs, damn......
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:16:22 PM EDT
I don't know how you put up with it. I'm pissed just to look at the pics. Let me guess... Government subsidized housing?
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:17:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Let me guess...Katrina refugees?



Oh I've got a couple hundred of them running around the complex, though these photos aren't from them. The refugees haven't been around long enough for me to get any good photos from them yet. YET!!!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:19:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CajunMojo:
I don't know how you put up with it. I'm pissed just to look at the pics. Let me guess... Government subsidized housing?



Before Katrina I had about 20% subsidized now its about 40%.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:19:28 PM EDT
I've seen the little freezers on the small dorm style fridges freeze into solid blocks before, but I didn't think it could happen with a normal sized one
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:20:57 PM EDT
My family used to own two trailer parks in Tallahassee during the 70's and 80's. A total of about 80 units. All that looks very familiar, maggots, sewage, rotted out floor, dead pets, dead people, drug dealers, having to file eviction papers every month, etc,etc,etc. My brother and I used to like to rummage through the stuff people left behind, we would take music records and things like that, even found a gun once.

I bet Vanilla Gorilla knows where they are and remembers those parks, one of them was Westview Park out at Highway 20 and Geddie Road, one of the worst shitholes ever. My dad used to take me and my brother out there and drop us off all day so we could mow the 6 or 7 acres and clean the laundramat, he would come back and get us at dark, luckily nobody ever slit our throats
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:24:31 PM EDT
I am sorry someone did that to your property.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:24:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2006 5:29:01 PM EDT by sixgunsblazing]
Thanks once again for the pics
Do you have a "specialty" crew for cleanup issues like this?

ETA Cleanup crew



Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:25:28 PM EDT
Reminds me of the greatest story ever told... unfortunately the best version of it went missing. Here's what I did find:

www.leshy.net/stuff/001_fecesking.php
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:25:34 PM EDT
Should have slipped some bracelets (cuffs) around the brother's wrist then took off!!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:29:18 PM EDT
Looks like nice, 3rd world accomodations.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:35:04 PM EDT
so how long does it take to clean that shit up? Do you make them "good as new,' only to have them trashed again? Man, you must make good money off that place to keep doing it.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:37:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By inferno715:
Looks like nice, 3rd world accomodations.



Actually the apartments are in good shape, clean and in good repair when they move into them.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:42:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By OSUBeaver:
so how long does it take to clean that shit up? Do you make them "good as new,' only to have them trashed again? Man, you must make good money off that place to keep doing it.



The apartments are repaired to a state of clean safe housing that is in good repair. Everything works. These aren'te "gold plated", think college campus housing.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:49:13 PM EDT
That's really too bad you have to put up with those people.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:53:39 PM EDT
That fridge was pretty gross. As a rule I won't open the fridges. Got any roach pictures? I like to take pictures of the kids in a house we just bought, and then E-mail them to friends to see what they say. This one is about two years ago:



This is one we are working on now, about a month into it (notice fresh paint, no dog poop or roaches on the floor):

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