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Posted: 1/28/2006 2:28:44 PM EDT
The guy in line in front of me rings up with only 3 items...

A dozen white roses
A 1.5L bottle of vodka
A bottle of Crisco

We almost drove into a stopsign in the parking lot because we were laughing so hard on the way out.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 2:29:50 PM EDT
He just pissed off his alcoholic girlfriend while she was cooking. Thats all.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 2:31:35 PM EDT
Wanna guess what he's going to do with the empty bottle and Crisco when the Vodkas all gone?
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:38:52 PM EDT
What are you jealous?
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:42:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Pangea:
Wanna guess what he's going to do with the empty bottle and Crisco when the Vodkas all gone?





Thats a 1.5 liter bottle.....i'd like to see that!


Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:43:16 PM EDT
probably going to make some fried chicken for dinner? and needed some crisco?
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:43:37 PM EDT
ibtl

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:45:11 PM EDT
My guess.........


He gets drunk enough to turn his ass into a vase.


Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:51:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2006 4:52:09 PM EDT by goodmedicine]
Who doesn't "deep fry" when they’re drunk?

I can only guess what the "roses" were for.

GM
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:52:47 PM EDT
"Thousands of battered women and he's been eating his plain all along" Well, not anymore!!!

(I know I'm going to hell for that one)
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:57:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Spooge5150:
My guess.........


He gets drunk enough to turn his ass into a vase.





Link Posted: 1/28/2006 8:35:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mr_camera_man:

Originally Posted By Spooge5150:
My guess.........


He gets drunk enough to turn his ass into a vase.








+1, still laughing
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 8:37:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:
"Thousands of battered women and he's been eating his plain all along" Well, not anymore!!!

(I know I'm going to hell for that one)



I love it...
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 8:38:35 PM EDT
Maybe he has a g/f or wife and he's been desperately wanting some buttsex.

Flowers to put her in a good mood. Alcohol to loosen her up. Crisco for lube.

It's no worse than the time I checked out at Wal-Mart with a bottle of lube, a pack of condoms, a mag-lite and some other assorted items.

When I laid the stuff up there, I realized the combination and started .
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