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Posted: 1/28/2006 2:28:44 PM EDT
The guy in line in front of me rings up with only 3 items...
A dozen white roses  A 1.5L bottle of vodka  A bottle of Crisco  We almost drove into a stopsign in the parking lot because we were laughing so hard on the way out. |
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Posted: 1/28/2006 2:29:50 PM EDT
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He just pissed off his alcoholic girlfriend while she was cooking. Thats all.
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Posted: 1/28/2006 2:31:35 PM EDT
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Wanna guess what he's going to do with the empty bottle and Crisco when the Vodkas all gone?
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Posted: 1/28/2006 4:38:52 PM EDT
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What are you jealous?
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Posted: 1/28/2006 4:42:30 PM EDT
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Thats a 1.5 liter bottle.....i'd like to see that! 
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Posted: 1/28/2006 4:43:16 PM EDT
[#5]
probably going to make some fried chicken for dinner? and needed some crisco?
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Posted: 1/28/2006 4:43:37 PM EDT
[#6]
ibtl
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Posted: 1/28/2006 4:45:11 PM EDT
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My guess.........
He gets drunk enough to turn his ass into a vase. 
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Posted: 1/28/2006 4:51:04 PM EDT
[#8]
Who doesn't "deep fry" when they’re drunk?
I can only guess what the "roses" were for. GM |
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Posted: 1/28/2006 4:52:47 PM EDT
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"Thousands of battered women and he's been eating his plain all along" Well, not anymore!!!
(I know I'm going to hell for that one) |
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Posted: 1/28/2006 7:57:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/28/2006 8:35:28 PM EDT
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+1, still laughing |
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Posted: 1/28/2006 8:37:04 PM EDT
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I love it... 
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Posted: 1/28/2006 8:38:35 PM EDT
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Maybe he has a g/f or wife and he's been desperately wanting some buttsex.
Flowers to put her in a good mood. Alcohol to loosen her up. Crisco for lube. It's no worse than the time I checked out at Wal-Mart with a bottle of lube, a pack of condoms, a mag-lite and some other assorted items. When I laid the stuff up there, I realized the combination and started .
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