Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Posted: 1/28/2006 10:53:37 AM EDT
The drug rep brought a whole bunch of samples. They had cookies, powder and pill forms. So I tried a few of each. I like to at least know what I am giving my patients. Well this is the 3 excurtion to the bathroom this morning.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:54:54 AM EDT
at least your gettin your fiber. Pics?
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:55:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By twonami:
at least your gettin your fiber. Pics?



This thread is WONDERFUL without pic!!!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:56:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By twonami:
at least your gettin your fiber. Pics?




I dont think you want pics.

Whoa Nelly, be right back, I think I have another excusion beckoning me.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:56:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:59:17 AM EDT
Atleast you're cleanin yourself out, eh?
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:00:04 AM EDT
I thought you were a gyno not a procto? Doesn't Metamucil treat a different set of plumbing?

Do you try all the samples brought in by reps? (i.e. Birth Control, Flagyl, Monostat 99, Lion Tamer Sprays etc...)

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:33:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
I thought you were a gyno not a procto? Doesn't Metamucil treat a different set of plumbing?

Do you try all the samples brought in by reps? (i.e. Birth Control, Flagyl, Monostat 99, Lion Tamer Sprays etc...)





Yeah!



What the heck is a Cat Doctor doing giving out Metamucil?



Do the samples you try out include..... Viagra?


Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:37:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
I thought you were a gyno not a procto? Doesn't Metamucil treat a different set of plumbing?

Do you try all the samples brought in by reps? (i.e. Birth Control, Flagyl, Monostat 99, Lion Tamer Sprays etc...)






Pregnancy tends to mess up more than the set of pipes you THINK it does.

While beautiful...Pregnancy is a pain in the ass. Literally.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:45:30 AM EDT


Have fun.....
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:12:32 PM EDT
All I have to say is ;

Breakfast of Champions !!

Raisin Bran

or

Shredded Wheat

rj
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:30:15 PM EDT

Metamucil is for rookies!! Pure Psyllium Husk will git 'er done.... Start slow and work up to a full tablespoon per day. No sugar or other crud either.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:33:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:
What the heck is a Cat Doctor doing giving out Metamucil?





well you want your "kitty" to be regular, right?

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:36:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:41:32 PM EDT
Well its free so I would have took it, dont know if I would have used it
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:46:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:46:11 PM EDT
Ate the first bowl of Raisan Bran after 40+ years of meat/tater diet.
Shit my brains out the first day.I think my intestinal lining as well.I bet it looks like a brand new piece of white PVC pipe now!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 2:21:09 PM EDT
So are you nice and clean now?

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 3:30:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dave15:
Ate the first bowl of Raisan Bran after 40+ years of meat/tater diet.
Shit my brains out the first day.I think my intestinal lining as well.I bet it looks like a brand new piece of white PVC pipe now!



Opps. forgot to say :

With vanilla silk [ soy milk ].

If I consume milk I shit gravel

rj
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 3:34:36 PM EDT
Hmmm...Metamucil cookies.

Now that's a plan.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 3:41:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2006 3:41:56 PM EDT by pv74]
Pink Bisthmus (Pepto Bismol) tablets will fix you up in a hurry.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:02:02 PM EDT
Yum, time for a few shriveled up prunes.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:10:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:

Originally Posted By dvr9:
I thought you were a gyno not a procto? Doesn't Metamucil treat a different set of plumbing?

Do you try all the samples brought in by reps? (i.e. Birth Control, Flagyl, Monostat 99, Lion Tamer Sprays etc...)






Pregnancy tends to mess up more than the set of pipes you THINK it does.

While beautiful...Pregnancy is a pain in the ass. Literally.



Big +!.

My wife is in the last trimester and that's all I'm going to say.

Av.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:11:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By twonami:
at least your gettin your fiber. Pics?




I dont think you want pics.

Whoa Nelly, be right back, I think I have another excusion beckoning me.



Dude, I am SO sorry but I could not help laughing when I read that. I hope things return to normal for you soon.

Lifesaver
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:20:30 PM EDT
Wonder if he done redecorating the inside of the toilet bowl.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:22:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Avalon01:

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:

Originally Posted By dvr9:
I thought you were a gyno not a procto? Doesn't Metamucil treat a different set of plumbing?

Do you try all the samples brought in by reps? (i.e. Birth Control, Flagyl, Monostat 99, Lion Tamer Sprays etc...)






Pregnancy tends to mess up more than the set of pipes you THINK it does.

While beautiful...Pregnancy is a pain in the ass. Literally.



Big +!.

My wife is in the last trimester and that's all I'm going to say.

Av.



Top Top