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Posted: 1/28/2006 10:06:30 AM EDT
I think this guy has what it takes to finally end Chuck Norris and put a stop to this nonsense

Work and child safe
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:07:49 AM EDT
Thats pretty impressive for a monkey
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:08:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:12:02 AM EDT
Is'nt monkeys and orangatangs stronger that humans ? what if that little monkey goes
Ape shit ! Thats all we would need a trained karati monkey for PETA.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:15:46 AM EDT
So why were you searching for "monkey scratching his booty?"
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:15:51 AM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:17:44 AM EDT
that Chimp rules
now we just need a downloadable mpeg version
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:19:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:20:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:34:14 AM EDT
Mojo jojo!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:56:22 AM EDT
Josey Wales would beat Chuck like a red headed stepchild.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 3:36:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
So why were you searching for "monkey scratching his booty?"



Doesn't everybody
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 3:39:39 PM EDT
WHo taught Gary Coleman Karate?
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 3:47:46 PM EDT
I did not know Lootie could fight!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 3:51:38 PM EDT
ninja monkeys. I need a fleet of them.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:02:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RyJones:
ninja monkeys. I need a fleet of them.



And a wet dry vac to clean up after them.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:10:58 PM EDT
They are more dangerous in their untrained state
where they are known for RIPPING the genitals
off their victims
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:12:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pointtarget:
Is'nt monkeys and orangatangs stronger that humans ? what if that little monkey goes
Ape shit ! Thats all we would need a trained karati monkey for PETA.



It sure looked like that ape had some serious power behind those hits! WOW!!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 9:28:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By chrome1:
They are more dangerous in their untrained state
where they are known for RIPPING the genitals
off their victims




Hence the ninjitsu move "Monkey steals the peach"

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/395/


Chimps are INSANELY strong, something like 3x as strong as a man pound for pound.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 9:45:39 PM EDT
My Aunt is from Thailand and had a monkey that would break into the neighbors house and drink all of thier wine. It would then stumble back home shit faced. I either want a drunk monkey or one that knows karate!

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:07:21 PM EDT
Chuck Norris would eat that sumbitch.
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