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Posted: 1/27/2006 11:41:47 PM EDT


I recently bragged to a third person about the viciousness of ARFCOM photoshoppers. I need the above photograph altered in a cruel way, preferably with some likeness to Grimace of McDonald's fame. Do your worst!
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 11:55:40 PM EDT
Half of the photo missing and not a celeb or .gov type person, I think you can find a better photo to chop unless you just want us to do your dirty work. If it is someone that you know at least give us some back story for motovation.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 12:18:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2006 12:19:35 AM EDT by FortyFiveAutomatic]

Originally Posted By Maxxx:
Half of the photo missing and not a celeb or .gov type person, I think you can find a better photo to chop unless you just want us to do your dirty work. If it is someone that you know at least give us some back story for motovation.



Very well.

This person is an Austin-area elementary school teacher, and the third person I mentioned earlier is actually my sister. The girl in the picture is married, but happened to find herself cavorting with my sister's now ex-boyfriend. She kicked him like a bad habit as soon as she found out he was cheating on her, but that's not the worst of it.

Turns out my sister's ex-boyfriend let this woman know in some way or another that I own guns. I have taken my nephew shooting a few times there in Austin and we have had great times together. Well, it turns out he went to the same elementary school at which this woman works and she had made life a little more difficult for us. Specifically, my sister has been chided by faculty at this elementary school for allowing her son to be subjected to guns and shooting, what with all the school shootings that have happened. This woman and other teachers are throwing phrases like "neglect" and "child abuse" around. My sister has kindly told them to fuck off and mind their own business, but any time I visited and attempted to pick up my nephew, faculty would not release him to me unless I had express written permission from his mother. I went so far as to produce identification, but this woman intervened personally and told me very curtly to leave. A complaint was filed later and administration favored our argument, but there has been a lot of bad blood since.

So, in a nutshell, a home-wrecker and an anti-gun "for the children" moonbat to boot.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 12:23:29 AM EDT
Tagged for the photoshops of the home-wrecker and an anti-gun "for the children" moonbat.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 12:29:37 AM EDT
tag....this is gonna get evil
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 12:42:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:
tag....this is gonna get evil



I can't "tag" but...

This is gonna be a "classic" arfcom "hatchet job"!!!

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:11:09 AM EDT
How much more horrible can a photoshop make her look compared to what she's done to her image by her own actions?


Tag for the answer to the question above.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:12:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:34:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:

Originally Posted By Maxxx:
Half of the photo missing and not a celeb or .gov type person, I think you can find a better photo to chop unless you just want us to do your dirty work. If it is someone that you know at least give us some back story for motovation.



Very well.

This person is an Austin-area elementary school teacher, and the third person I mentioned earlier is actually my sister. The girl in the picture is married, but happened to find herself cavorting with my sister's now ex-boyfriend. She kicked him like a bad habit as soon as she found out he was cheating on her, but that's not the worst of it.

Turns out my sister's ex-boyfriend let this woman know in some way or another that I own guns. I have taken my nephew shooting a few times there in Austin and we have had great times together. Well, it turns out he went to the same elementary school at which this woman works and she had made life a little more difficult for us. Specifically, my sister has been chided by faculty at this elementary school for allowing her son to be subjected to guns and shooting, what with all the school shootings that have happened. This woman and other teachers are throwing phrases like "neglect" and "child abuse" around. My sister has kindly told them to fuck off and mind their own business, but any time I visited and attempted to pick up my nephew, faculty would not release him to me unless I had express written permission from his mother. I went so far as to produce identification, but this woman intervened personally and told me very curtly to leave. A complaint was filed later and administration favored our argument, but there has been a lot of bad blood since.

So, in a nutshell, a home-wrecker and an anti-gun "for the children" moonbat to boot.



That is a story I can work with. I will see what I can do. I have ideas.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:36:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2006 1:42:58 AM EDT by MoparMike]
tagarooni...


sgtstinger, you can subscribe with the button at the top or bottom of the thread. Just be prepared to clean out your Inbox.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:37:55 AM EDT
Tagged for the expert photographic altering
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:40:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MoparMike:

sgtstinger, you can subscribe with the button at the top or bottom of the thread. Just be prepared for to clean out your Inbox.



No shit!?!
Did not know that Members could tag too, thanx MoparMike

BTW, Ford racing rules!!!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:40:15 AM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:42:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DavidHayter:

Originally Posted By MoparMike:

sgtstinger, you can subscribe with the button at the top or bottom of the thread. Just be prepared for to clean out your Inbox.



No shit!?!
Did not know that Members could tag too, thanx MoparMike

BTW, Ford racing rules!!!



Until it blows up.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 1:55:26 AM EDT
I know it's lame, but I'm low on clip art.

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 2:12:23 AM EDT
Tag......for the children.

This should be good.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 2:50:14 AM EDT
Tagged to see the results.


Link Posted: 1/28/2006 3:02:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2006 3:39:35 AM EDT by Maxxx]





Note: I did not add any purple to her skin tone in photoshop. Just thought that was funny due to 45AUTO's request on the Grimace.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 3:04:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:01:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:05:06 AM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 4:09:29 AM EDT
tag. Arfcom, do your worst.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 5:25:47 AM EDT


LB
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 6:45:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 6:55:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 50cal:
^^^

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 6:58:21 AM EDT
tag. I need to get photoshop.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 7:17:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2A373:
Tagged for the photoshops of the home-wrecker and an anti-gun "for the children" moonbat.



+1

After that story it is going to get ruthless.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 8:41:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Schulze:
tag. I need to get photoshop.



I have not tried it, but it is free (take it for what it is worth)

GIMP
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 9:02:19 AM EDT
First ever TAG
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 9:02:33 AM EDT
I went so far as to produce identification, but this woman intervened personally and told me very curtly to leave.

Show the Bee-ich your gun license for identification.
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 9:04:17 AM EDT
working on it...
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 9:22:56 AM EDT
Some one actually dated this chickbroad?

I don't think you really need to make her any uglier than she is,......I wouldn't do her on a bet!

SoS
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 9:25:56 AM EDT
Tagged for pics....
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 9:42:31 AM EDT
small, but I didn't find a lot of Grimace pics to choose from.

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:22:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2006 10:24:20 AM EDT by cajunboy2k]


Best I could do on short notice.

I 2nd GIMP
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:28:48 AM EDT
will someone email me this bitches pic, I can't get photoshop to open it for some reason, Thanks
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:34:17 AM EDT
I love arfcom/hive mind/merciless photo shop
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:52:36 AM EDT
I'll be back


GM
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 10:56:37 AM EDT
I hope this gets good
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:13:28 AM EDT
I was gonna put her in a Burka but decided against it



Taffy
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:16:54 AM EDT
Some quickies for now.







Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:33:54 AM EDT

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:34:23 AM EDT
Well, in reality we all know it takes two to "wreck a home", so we should be 'shopping the "boyfriend" as well.

But, enough lecturing: she's an anti and a moonbat.

Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:37:51 AM EDT
SSSoooooooo tagged

and great job so far guys
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:38:39 AM EDT



GM
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:41:09 AM EDT
This ought to be good!!!!
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:47:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/28/2006 12:12:56 PM EDT by LANCEMAN]
tag
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 11:48:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 12:03:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 12:11:13 PM EDT
What school district? we need to get an e-mailor fax number for the school to uh, accidentally send these to..
Link Posted: 1/28/2006 12:12:34 PM EDT
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