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Posted: 1/27/2006 12:29:59 PM EDT
I missed and totally forgot that I had to serve jury duty today!!! what do I do??? HELP!!
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:30:45 PM EDT
Run
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:31:02 PM EDT
Probably need to call the courts RIGHT NOW.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:31:04 PM EDT
tag for sentence
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:31:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
tag for sentence



What he said.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:31:44 PM EDT
oops
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:32:08 PM EDT
Ready for popcorn.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:32:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:32:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
tag for sentence



What he said.



+1
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:33:52 PM EDT
If cops start shining flashlights through your window, don't shoot em.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:33:55 PM EDT
Well... this makes how many ARFCOM members currently serving jail sentences or paying huge fines to the courts?
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:33:55 PM EDT
Ha Ha Ha... Can I have your guns since you will no longer be able to have them?
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:34:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
tag for sentence



Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:35:22 PM EDT
U R FOOKED
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:36:15 PM EDT
Stock up on Astroglide.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:36:49 PM EDT
man you guys a re great help.....woudl it acceptable if I was a college student?
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:37:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/27/2006 12:38:50 PM EDT by vanilla_gorilla]
I'll hide you in Wakulla, but you must surrender your guns to me.


Edit: Try 577-4000, that's the clerk of court. Be polite and explain, NOW!
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:40:26 PM EDT
I missed Jury Duty once. I was (and am) in college, and had other things on my mind. I forgot to set my alarm and overslept. I ran to the courthouse, and was fortunate to find that the trial was canceled.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:41:43 PM EDT
Were you actually supposed to be serving on a jury or was it for jury selection?

I've got a summons before, completely forgot about it and nothing happened.
However, if you have been selected for a specific case, and skipped out, there could be hell.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:42:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:43:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Burley:
Stock up on Astroglide.




So what happened?
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:43:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By brassburn:
And you're posting on the Internet. You need to call the courthouse ASAP.

You're in contempt of court mister! If it held the trial over, then you cost the system some bucks so you better hope it's not a Roy Bean type of judge lol.



+1, and taggity to see what happens to ya

Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:45:05 PM EDT
Call the court clerk and explain that you forgot. The same thing happened to my wife a few months ago and they just rescheduled for the next week. They told her that happens frequently.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:45:46 PM EDT
Might want to call the courthouse so that they know what happened. Better they hear it from you now, then from you in jail after they put a warrent out for your forgetful behind.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:48:03 PM EDT
BOHICA
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:48:17 PM EDT
As long as you call them and not wait until they catch you........you should be alright.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:49:34 PM EDT
call in sick.


your dog ate the paper work



come on you'll think of something
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:50:31 PM EDT
Fake an illness or broken limb.

Get a Dr.'s note or make one.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:52:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/27/2006 12:52:50 PM EDT by livefreeordieNH]
I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:52:43 PM EDT
Tell them you had explosive diahrrea(sp?) and you were on the toilet all day long. They can come and see the splatter stains on your toilet for proof.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:53:26 PM EDT
Shoot yourself in the leg. Use something that won't cause a lot of damage. Like a 9mm.

If you use a Glock they'll understand even quicker.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:54:10 PM EDT
two letters...

K & Y
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 12:57:59 PM EDT
Moving to Kentucky won't save him .
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 1:03:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/27/2006 1:03:41 PM EDT by dolanp]
Lots of people don't show up and nothing happens. Calling the courthouse will just guarantee you'll be fined for it probably. Being a student will get you out of it here.

I remember locally a while back the news made a big deal about the police actually enforcing them for one whole day. "Oooh you better not skip or the police will crackdown" Yeah one day out of 5000 isn't convincing.

Now I'm not advocating skipping out but what's done is done.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 1:08:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/27/2006 1:08:48 PM EDT by Lockedon]
ok thanks a lot for scaring the crap out of me guys....



It turned out to be quite a breeze. I called them told them I was kinda sick, and they refered me to the site to reschedule it. no problemo!



Thanks all...whew. those astroglide comments made me nervous
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 1:11:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/27/2006 1:12:49 PM EDT by bookertbab]
Just tell them what Jake said..."edit"

Someone beat me to it.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 1:41:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 2:11:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/27/2006 2:12:43 PM EDT by vito113]
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 2:14:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 2:25:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:
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Jesus, that fucker scares me!!
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