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Posted: 1/26/2006 7:11:25 PM EDT
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? Here is a little
test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40,
and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you
and your family.
What do you do?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Democrat's Answer:
--Well, that'! s not enough information to answer the question!
--Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
--Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
--Could we run away?
--What does my wife think?
--What about the kids?
--Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
--What does the law say about this situation?
--Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
--Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
--Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
--Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
--If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my wife take charge. This
is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
days and try to come to a consensus.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer: --BANG!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Southern Republican's Answer:
--BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....
----(sounds of reloading).
--BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
--Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
--Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
--Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!


Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:12:33 PM EDT
This was funny the first time I heard it in high school, 17 years ago.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:14:16 PM EDT
Yeah.

Just how many times has time been posted anyway?
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:15:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
Yeah.

Just how many times has time been posted anyway?



87 times
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:18:51 PM EDT
Well jeez guys, my wife sitting next to me right now thought it was hillarious. Just trying to share the love.......
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:20:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By david_g17:

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
Yeah.

Just how many times has time been posted anyway?



87 times

Is that for the last month or last year?
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:21:12 PM EDT
I like it!
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:34:19 PM EDT
Dupe x 87!
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:38:02 PM EDT
Who cares how many times it been posted?

I think it's funny as hell.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:43:19 PM EDT
what have you been doing on your computer all this time, playing solitare?
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:46:01 PM EDT
I'd have been plugging his ass with a 10mm. Wouldn't be enough left to make hash browns.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:49:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Nephilim:
Who cares how many times it been posted?

I think it's funny as hell.




+1
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:58:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sader762:
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? Here is a little
test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic ARFCOM KILLJOY DUPE-NAZI Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40,
and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you
and your family.
What do you do?








fixed it
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 8:02:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Nephilim:
Who cares how many times it been posted?

I think it's funny as hell.




+1
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 8:11:57 PM EDT
9 rounds each time eh? That's no southern republican I know.
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