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Posted: 1/26/2006 6:43:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/31/2006 10:06:47 PM EDT by snarfbatt]
Ok so we were shreading all the crap that comes in our name on it.
The wife likes the shreder because it's distructive.
Your should she her with The AR
I guess we need to get a life
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:49:45 PM EDT
thanks for sharing?
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:50:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By snarfbatt:
Ok so we were shreading all the crap that comes in our name on it.
The wife likes the shreder because it's distructive.
Your should she her with AR
I guess we need to get a life



Or a dictionary.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:53:11 PM EDT
I'll bet you can't wait untill summer gets here so you can watch the bug zapper, huh? You're so damn reckless!
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:54:23 PM EDT
Giggle and shred....shred and giggle!! Wheeee! I just blew a load in my drawers. Never mind.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:55:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By snarfbatt:
Ok so we were shreading all the crap that comes in our name on it.
The wife likes the shreder because it's distructive.
Your should she her with AR
I guess we need to get a life



Or hooked on phonics maybe.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:56:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:57:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By snarfbatt:
....
Your should she her with AR




What did she do with your AR?

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:58:29 PM EDT
RIF
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:58:30 PM EDT

Your should she her with AR


Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:00:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/26/2006 7:02:36 PM EDT by XDBACKUPGUN]

Originally Posted By snarfbatt:
Ok so wewereare shreadingshredding all the crap that comes inwith our name on it.
The wife likes the shreder shredderbecause it's distructivedestructive.
Your should she her with ARYou should see her with an AR.
I guess we need to get a life.




Fixed.

Have Fun!
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:02:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:

Originally Posted By snarfbatt:
Ok so wewereare shreadingshredding all the crap that comes inwith our name on it.
The wife likes the shreder shredderbecause it's destructive.
Your should she her with ARYou should see her with an AR.
I guess we need to get a life.




Fixed.

Have Fun!



more fixed. or fixeder
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:05:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/26/2006 7:06:33 PM EDT by FALARAK]

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:

Originally Posted By snarfbatt:
Ok so wewereare shreadingshredding all the crap that comes inwith our name on it.
The wife likes the shreder shredderbecause it's distructivedestructive.
Your should she her with ARYou should see her with an AR.
I guess we need to get a life.




Fixed.

Have Fun!




You missed "distructive"

Tsk, tsk.

ETA - DAMMIT - you edited your post just in time!
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:45:52 PM EDT
Ok a boring night ripping things to little pieces .
The paper distructive device is in my computer room.
Do I need to say more than I was about as toasted as the blank check I burnt in the wood stove.
Oh and that left a mark that won't buff out as the top closed on my bare hand. 3rd degree about three inches long on the left hand.
At this time I would like to plead guility to DWP (drunk while posting)
My sentance will be (name your shit beer here) and five nights listening to Barry Manalow with the wife. (and on the second night I contimplate self casteration)


Self Pardon me Father for I have sinned... I posted to ARFCOM while drunk
Father Give three boxes of Q3131 to your son.... buy him a case of the finest Beer and watch him drink it. You must clean the AR to absolve your sin
Then steal his car for not giving you a beer
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:50:58 PM EDT
Pics? This thread is pretty good so far, c'mon keep posting I need to laugh some more mmmkay?

--Vt
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 10:06:14 PM EDT
as soon as work allows you get pics
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 10:16:07 PM EDT
I'm standing by...



--Tv
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