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Posted: 1/26/2006 6:15:31 AM EDT
Vendors bring bagels, donuts, cookies, etc. to the office in hopes of getting more folks over to talk about products. One day some jerk was there, picks up a bagel and a plastic knife, puts a big blob of cream cheese on the edge of his bagel and takes a bite. Then he sticks the knife back in the cream cheese and puts a blob of cream cheese on the spot where he took a bite. Then the jerk puts the knife back in the cream cheese again to get another blob.

Another time I walk in and see a different jerk eating his bagel over the open bagel bag, using the other bagels to catch his crumbs.

Then you've got the guy with a cold who wants to pick through the food with his bare hand to get the one he wants off the bottom of the box.

One time I'm talking with a guy with a bad cold. He is sneezing and coughing etc. We are going through some papers and he keeps licking his fingers to get traction on the papers as he sorts through them. When we are done he hands me the papers. Nothing like spit and snot from someone with a cold to make my day. I chunked the papers in the trash and printed a new set.

Even worse are the guys, everyone from techs up to v.p.'s that take a dump and walk out without washing their hands.

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:20:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bitmap:
Vendors bring bagels, donuts, cookies, etc. to the office in hopes of getting more folks over to talk about products. One day some jerk was there, picks up a bagel and a plastic knife, puts a big blob of cream cheese on the edge of his bagel and takes a bite. Then he sticks the knife back in the cream cheese and puts a blob of cream cheese on the spot where he took a bite. Then the jerk puts the knife back in the cream cheese again to get another blob.

Another time I walk in and see a different jerk eating his bagel over the open bagel bag, using the other bagels to catch his crumbs.

Then you've got the guy with a cold who wants to pick through the food with his bare hand to get the one he wants off the bottom of the box.

One time I'm talking with a guy with a bad cold. He is sneezing and coughing etc. We are going through some papers and he keeps licking his fingers to get traction on the papers as he sorts through them. When we are done he hands me the papers. Nothing like spit and snot from someone with a cold to make my day. I chunked the papers in the trash and printed a new set.

Even worse are the guys, everyone from techs up to v.p.'s that take a dump and walk out without washing their hands.




I don't even go into the employee breakroom because of the slobs I work with.

Disgusting animals. I would rather eat out of my dogs bowls than anywhewre near the break area.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:24:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/26/2006 6:24:58 AM EDT by macman37]
oooh. we had a shoeshine guy in our building... nice enough guy but he'd come fondle all the bagels/donuts/whatever with his dirty hands looking for one that was just right for him and then walk off with it.

Anyone who walks off without washing up after taking a leak/dump is worth a note in my head... That's nasty. I know people say "but I don't pee on my hands..." Well, how'd you like it if I didn't wash my hands and then shook your hand? You might as well be shaking each others penises.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:25:32 AM EDT
boogers on the unrinal wall
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:29:26 AM EDT
Some people have no class, consideration for others, manners and my all time hot button- Hygiene!

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:29:49 AM EDT
I suspect a lot of people TRY to get piss, shit, and pubes onto the toilet seat.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:31:04 AM EDT
Had a guy at work that used to stand back, hold one side of his nose and try to blow boogers into the trash can from a distance .

Then we had the guy who hadn't washed his Stuckey truck stop coffee cup in FIVE YEARS, just dumped the old stuff out every morning. There had to be 1/16 of inch of dried coffee encrusting the inside of the cup.



One about me: Whenever I had to Fedex parts to a shop of ours in another town I would always clean out the fridge at work and include whatever old rotten stuff I could in the box
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:31:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:32:04 AM EDT
they had a bd day party buffett for another employee the other day and had potato salad and a big grinder with mayo sitting unfridgerated for about 6 hrs and pigs were still eating it after sitting in an 80 degree room...
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:32:05 AM EDT
I hate it when co-workers smear fecal matter all over themselves and dance in the break room.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:33:19 AM EDT
The other day there was someone that came into the bathroom and left without flushing the urinal and without washing his hands. I only got a glimps of what he looked like so I spent the rest of the day trying to track him down to know who to stay far away from. I couldn't find him so I'm hoping it was a visitor.

Awhile ago we had a problem with people not flushing at all. Not sure what was going on but you would walk in the restroom to the smell of stale piss and see both urinals unflushed. This would happen all day long. It got so bad notes were put up telling people to flush. I don't understand why grown adults would act like that.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:34:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
boogers on the unrinal wall



Or even in the crapper. Is it that hard to find some tp to put it on while you sitting on the john?
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:37:21 AM EDT

One thing I never do is touch the door knob in a public restroom after washing my hands. You might as well be washing them in a urinal if you do that. I dry them with the paper towel, then use that to grab the door knob and toss it in the trash on my way out.

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:38:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
they had a bd day party buffett for another employee the other day and had potato salad and a big grinder with mayo sitting unfridgerated for about 6 hrs and pigs were still eating it after sitting in an 80 degree room...



The people here LOVE to leave stuff like that out on the break table. Mayo and salad dressing that have been sitting there for a month. And people still use it! I never use condiments that are supposed to be refrigerated at work, even if they are in the fridge. You never know if it sat out on the counter all last week.

We had a running joke that they were making "spirit mayonnaise" and if you ate some, you'd go into the Spirit World like the guys in Young Guns when they did peyote.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:39:20 AM EDT
I always get grossified when i walk into a stall and see someone has sprayed the entire toilet seat included with projectile diarrhea
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:39:24 AM EDT
I hate when my hot looking secretary comes in my office and rubs her boobs all over me while I'm
surfing ARFCOM...it's very distracting.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:39:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By efpeter:
I hate it when co-workers smear fecal matter all over themselves and dance in the break room.



I hate it when co-workers crap in my top desk drawer. All my pens are in there, and I hate having my hands smell like shit the rest of the day.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:42:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/26/2006 6:43:13 AM EDT by QUIB]

Originally Posted By Bitmap:
Even worse are the guys, everyone from techs up to v.p.'s that take a dump and walk out without washing their hands.



What’s even nicer is when your having a company BBQ at work and your in taking a piss. A coworker walks in and takes a piss and leaves with out washing his hands. When you return to the BBQ you see this guy reaching into the potato chip bag with his bare hands. After that I loose my appetite.

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:43:27 AM EDT
We have a lady who chews with her mouth open and smacks her lips with every bite. Drives me up the wall. You can hear her chewing gum from 50 feet away. When she comes into my office to work on a project, I hold up the trash can (for her gum) as soon as she enters.

Also: Loud female co-workers who discuss the lastest discoveries from the gynecologist's office.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:45:53 AM EDT
I hate it when somebody masturbates in my coffee cup. It just doesn't taste good after that.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:47:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/26/2006 6:47:39 AM EDT by Gunner1X]

Originally Posted By efpeter:
I hate it when somebody masturbates in my coffee cup. It just doesn't taste good after that.



So, you prefer it without the coffee?
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:47:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:47:45 AM EDT
What about if your sitting on the shitter with your porn all laid out on the floor and some ass walks in without even knocking on the door.....
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:49:49 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:50:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
We had a potluck at work one day. One of the guys I worked with brought a brisket or something in a Crock Pot. As I stood in line to get some grub, he lifted the lid off the Crock Pot and a roach crawled out. I'm not sure anyone else saw it, since they were too busy digging in. I put my plate back and skipped dinner. I never went near anything he ever made again.






Does he not like his co-workers?
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:51:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:

Originally Posted By efpeter:
I hate it when somebody masturbates in my coffee cup. It just doesn't taste good after that.



So, you prefer it without the coffee?



He must be an officer on a Navy or Coast Guard boat, here's a little tip.

NEVER EAT ANYTHING SERVED TO YOU IN THE WARDROOM especially after the messcook has just been masted and is restricted to the boat washing dishes everyday
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:52:32 AM EDT
My wife was in the cafeteria one day and saw an Indian women sit down and open her lunch bag and a roach crawled out on the table. The woman brushed it off on the floor and started eating.

That's gross, but doesn't really effect me the same way as jerk taking a donut, breaking it in half,and putting half back. Why do that? Why not just throw the half you don't want away after you handled it?

What really scared me is that sometimes the halves disapear. I'm not sure if I'd rather think someone else ate them or a rat came in and carried them off.

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:52:32 AM EDT
I don't always wash my hands after taking a piss. I grab the public restroom door with my bare hands. I don't use ass gaskets on the toilet seat. I eat chip dip that's been used by a double-dipper. I eat cream cheese that's been "tainted" by a soiled knife. If I drop an M&M on the floor, I'll pick it back up and eat it. I cut the mold off of cheese and eat the rest. I eat chips out of a bag shared by God knows who.

You know something? I almost never get sick. Do any of you have ulcers or trouble sleeping, out of curiosity? Germophobes amuse me.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:52:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
boogers on the unrinal wall



I tend not to notice them due to the liquid shit splattered all over the toilet seat.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:52:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
We had a potluck at work one day. One of the guys I worked with brought a brisket or something in a Crock Pot. As I stood in line to get some grub, he lifted the lid off the Crock Pot and a roach crawled out. I'm not sure anyone else saw it, since they were too busy digging in. I put my plate back and skipped dinner. I never went near anything he ever made again.



Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:55:19 AM EDT
While we’re on the subject of urinals. We use company Nextels at work to communicate to each other during the course of the day. These things are pretty beat up and the belt clips are worn out, so when I take a piss I usually take mine off and place it on the sink next to me to keep it from falling in.

Well the other day my lead calls me while I was taking a leak. It was an important call and I needed to answer mid stream, so I reached around the barrier to grab my radio off the sink. As I reached up to key the mike and speak I bumped the barrier and in slow motion watched as the radio landed in the urinal with me pissing right on top of it! The funny thing was I couldn’t stop peeing while the radio was submerged and the lead just keeps calling for me!

Nextel makes some pretty good equipment because that phone sat submerged for a good minute or two before I got up the nerve to reach in and retrieve it! I washed out the nylon holster with soap and disinfected the radio with rubbing alcohol and let the thing dry out for the rest of the shift. Funny thing is, still to this day when I come in for my shift, I have my radio waiting for me. No one wants it now!
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:56:20 AM EDT

Posted by SP1Grrl

What about the disgusting chic that would sit on the crapper and eat while she's doing the deed? People amaze me



How about the people that talk to customers on the phone while on the crapper.


Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:00:46 AM EDT
You're supposed to use a knife to sperad cream cheese on a bagel? I generally just stir the stuff with my finger, take a bite of bagel, and then lick my finger clean. Repeat the process until finished.

You have to be careful, though. One time I forgot I had cream cheese on my finger and I scratched my ass. I had a big white smear all over the back of my pants. People thought .... jeez, this is too stupid to even finish......
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:01:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
One thing I never do is touch the door knob in a public restroom after washing my hands. You might as well be washing them in a urinal if you do that. I dry them with the paper towel, then use that to grab the door knob and toss it in the trash on my way out.




I do the same thing...

nasty freaks
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:02:40 AM EDT
Going out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant with others and they lean over the communal salsa bowl with their chip so if some drips from their mouth it goes right back into the pot...

Yuck!
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:12:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:12:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/26/2006 7:18:16 AM EDT by Stoney-Point]

Originally Posted By Dan12:
What about if your sitting on the shitter with your porn all laid out on the floor and some ass walks in without even knocking on the door.....



LMAO!!!

ETA...I saw him at the grocery store last night...he saw me and turned a 180 and left the area quick. I guess he was embarassed.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:15:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
I don't always wash my hands after taking a piss. I grab the public restroom door with my bare hands. I don't use ass gaskets on the toilet seat. I eat chip dip that's been used by a double-dipper. I eat cream cheese that's been "tainted" by a soiled knife. If I drop an M&M on the floor, I'll pick it back up and eat it. I cut the mold off of cheese and eat the rest. I eat chips out of a bag shared by God knows who.

You know something? I almost never get sick. Do any of you have ulcers or trouble sleeping, out of curiosity? Germophobes amuse me.



+1

I guess this thread is about us Subnet
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:18:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bitmap:


Even worse are the guys, everyone from techs up to v.p.'s that take a dump and walk out without washing their hands.




Just watched a fellow engineer do this the other day. Where do they come from?
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:22:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
boogers on the unrinal wall



Yeah, I just don't get that either. Why do jackasses do that? Don't they know that someone has to remove that crap?

It disgusts me to no end.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:26:05 AM EDT

I really hate it when people hack snot into my trash can. We got seperate cans for foor stuff etc. in the office that are dumped daily. If it had to be done they could have use that one. Then I realized I just threw away a disk I probably should have kept only now its got snot all over it. Bye bye disk.

Shok
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:36:36 AM EDT
I forgot about the guy who dips Copenhagen and spits in the trash can all day long. Then when he takes his trash out after a few days a paper clip or something usually pokes a hole in the bag there is a steady trail of brown spit leading to the door.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:43:42 AM EDT
I had a co-worker who must have had 20 different ways of picking his nose. The faster he talked, the more nose picking he did.

Another co-worker once pulled a week-old Big Mac out of the fridge and ate it. The same guy never washed his hands even after taking a #2.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:47:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
boogers on the unrinal wall



+1
This has got to be linked to some mental disorder, but I dunno which one.

Also, tobacco spit everywhere was getting completely out of hand at my last workplace. It was everywhere, just like all the cigarette butts...
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:47:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By recoiljunky:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
boogers on the unrinal wall



Yeah, I just don't get that either. Why do jackasses do that? Don't they know that someone has to remove that crap?

It disgusts me to no end.



We get that in the kiddie cans at work.. No effin idea what could be the reasoning behind it though.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:51:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AimSmall:

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
One thing I never do is touch the door knob in a public restroom after washing my hands. You might as well be washing them in a urinal if you do that. I dry them with the paper towel, then use that to grab the door knob and toss it in the trash on my way out.




I do the same thing...

nasty freaks



There's probably more bacteria on your workstation desk than on the toilet seats in the restroom.

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 8:00:26 AM EDT
Theres a guy who works for me who's from the phillipines who makes the worst sounds while eating. It actually makes me sick to sit near him because he's so loud. He at a nutragrain bar one day and about made me puke.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 8:02:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:

Originally Posted By AimSmall:

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
One thing I never do is touch the door knob in a public restroom after washing my hands. You might as well be washing them in a urinal if you do that. I dry them with the paper towel, then use that to grab the door knob and toss it in the trash on my way out.




I do the same thing...

nasty freaks



There's probably more bacteria on your workstation desk than on the toilet seats in the restroom.




Absolutely true... Which is why I occasionally wipe my desk, keyboard, mouse and phone with Clorox wipes.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 8:06:43 AM EDT
I work with a bunch of human pigs, I go out to my pickup for break times
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 8:06:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bitmap:
Even worse are the guys, everyone from techs up to v.p.'s that take a dump and walk out without washing their hands.



I don't normally wipe my a$$ with my bare fingers except for that one time...

I don't like co-workers that talk about how they dislike other co-workers
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 8:15:17 AM EDT
In the military my pet peev was dippers leaving soda cans filled with spit all over the place. And the topper was emptying garbage cans and having dip spit leak out of the bag.
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