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Posted: 1/25/2006 4:25:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 4:33:53 PM EDT by DocBrooks]
Douchebags



ETA: Seriously, what the fuck is up with their haircuts? Do they look at themselves in the mirror, in pictures? They look so fucking stupid it's unbelievable. Their friends must either suck just as much as them or really hate them because they're certainly not doing what they should be doing, saying "dude, you look like a fake tanned piece of white trash."
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:30:31 PM EDT
Entertaining.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:31:01 PM EDT
"Unfortunately none of Those Guys were harmed while making this PSA"....
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:33:13 PM EDT
Priceless. I love it!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:33:54 PM EDT
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The saddest part of all this is that the ladies on campuses really dig that gay look. In fact every day I am seeing more guys dressed like gay guys. It is because college girls absolutly love that look in fact the hottest chicks in florida state all date guys that look like that.

Heres a scary thought this shit could becoming to a son near you. If he goes off to college he is going to want to act like that to get pu55y
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:41:39 PM EDT
is it me or do 'those guys' look like girls?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:44:46 PM EDT
How do you not know you look like SH*T?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:47:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tom1000rr:
How do you not know you look like SH*T?



because i just DO
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:51:51 PM EDT
I refuse to act like that to get chicks.

The last real date I went on was in August of 2004.

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:52:38 PM EDT
LOL DAS UBERGHEIGH !!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:55:42 PM EDT
"douchebaggery"

Adding that to my vernacular.


This is so true, though. Why would any woman want a man who spends that much time on their hair and fake bake?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:59:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:
The saddest part of all this is that the ladies on campuses really dig that gay look. In fact every day I am seeing more guys dressed like gay guys. It is because college girls absolutly love that look in fact the hottest chicks in florida state all date guys that look like that.

Heres a scary thought this shit could becoming to a son near you. If he goes off to college he is going to want to act like that to get pu55y



It needs to stop ... For the children.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:07:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:
The saddest part of all this is that the ladies on campuses really dig that gay look. In fact every day I am seeing more guys dressed like gay guys. It is because college girls absolutly love that look in fact the hottest chicks in florida state all date guys that look like that.

Heres a scary thought this shit could becoming to a son near you. If he goes off to college he is going to want to act like that to get pu55y


You can blame girls gone wild for guys gone douchebag.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:08:26 PM EDT
Yup. I see them in the highschool I work at too. Usually they have shirts that say stuped cute naughty things, like "I've been bad. Spank me." Or "I love freshmen girls."

All I want to do when I see them is pull out my expandable, flick my wrist, and beat the everliving daylights out of them.


-K
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:10:12 PM EDT
Bwahahaha. I wonder if those guy realize that they are almost as famous as Lootie.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:54:33 PM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:01:22 PM EDT
I'd rather be single than be with a chick that wanted me to look like that. Freedom has it's costs, but being secure in one's self is more important than ass. In the end, you will end up with a chick, and if you are careful, she just may be cool enough to keep around.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:09:01 PM EDT
I'm getting " The link is not working" B.S.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:39:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Special-K:
Yup. I see them in the highschool I work at too. Usually they have shirts that say stuped cute naughty things, like "I've been bad. Spank me." Or "I love freshmen girls."

All I want to do when I see them is pull out my expandable, flick my wrist, and beat the everliving daylights out of them.


-K



I have a daughter whose a freshman in HS. She was litterally asked out by a boy while next to me. The boy wore a tshirt that read "I'm not wearing underware." Yeah, that went over well.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:52:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 7:53:08 PM EDT by DvlDog]
the reason some of you dont get laid isnt because you refuse to dress like a homo. dont blame it on a rediculous, small scale fashion trend. once a trend like that becomes widespread you will stand out and be noticed for being different ...then comes the ladies.

do not confuse good hygene and grooming with metrosexual behavior. and iron your fucking shirt would ya. as a matter of fact buy some new clothes, have them pressed at the cleaners and practice good grooming.

do not pull out the gun collection or start spouting RTKBA rants on the first date either. then again, if you're one of those guys that makes 10,000 posts a year on arfcom you dont have time for snatch anyway.
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Thats great.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:59:15 PM EDT
Bunch of fucking sissies. Thanks to the internet, these jagoffs are ridiculed the world over.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:59:45 PM EDT
That was Awesome
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:19:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DvlDog:
the reason some of you dont get laid isnt because you refuse to dress like a homo. dont blame it on a rediculous, small scale fashion trend. once a trend like that becomes widespread you will stand out and be noticed for being different ...then comes the ladies.

do not confuse good hygene and grooming with metrosexual behavior. and iron your fucking shirt would ya. as a matter of fact buy some new clothes, have them pressed at the cleaners and practice good grooming.

do not pull out the gun collection or start spouting RTKBA rants on the first date either. then again, if you're one of those guys that makes 10,000 posts a year on arfcom you dont have time for snatch anyway.



Spoken like a true Douchebag. Take a bow.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:23:10 PM EDT
"What the Germans call, 'Das Ubergeigh'."


Link Posted: 1/26/2006 12:38:13 AM EDT
how am i a douchebag? do you think wearing some old wrinkly shit and smelling like ass on a date is a good idea? you think its smart to drag out the gun collection the first time you get her to your place? do you think that the guys making 10,000 posts a year have time to care about getting laid?

hey Cajun,
a cheap and easy personal attack is intellectually weak. you must resemble my remarks, if youre that stinky, poorly groomed guy who never gets laid then you should hang on arfcom MORE, make 80-100 shit posts a day pointing out "dupes" or agreeing with the guy who posted before you. that will make you feel better.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 12:56:32 AM EDT
The faggotry is strong with those guys.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 1:09:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DvlDog:
how am i a douchebag?



You're defending dressing like a douche just for some casual pie from a woman so dumb she'd bang a douchebag.

That makes you........drumroll.............a douche!!!

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 1:20:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By DvlDog:
how am i a douchebag?



You're defending dressing like a douche just for some casual pie from a woman so dumb she'd bang a douchebag.

That makes you........drumroll.............a douche!!!




+1

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 1:28:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/26/2006 1:30:48 AM EDT by deadboi77]
This is where that all started..
www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20
and its spreading like wildfire..
cgi.ebay.com/LeE-HoTTi-GuiDo-CluBBin-PlaYa-PaKKaGe_W0QQitemZ5464694695QQcategoryZ1060QQssPageNam­eZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
ahahahaha some of the responses on that forum are funny as all hell
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Link Posted: 1/26/2006 3:36:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DocBrooks:
Do they look at themselves in the mirror, in pictures?



Yes, and there you have the problem.

They think they look good.
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