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Posted: 1/25/2006 3:47:50 PM EDT
How about you? Are you a turtle?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 3:48:19 PM EDT
ummmmmmm
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 3:48:32 PM EDT
yes, but can they fart through the mouth?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 3:48:37 PM EDT
I know a lot of people that seem to be breathing through their butts.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 3:49:04 PM EDT
You bet your sweet ass I am!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 3:49:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By passgas55:
How about you? Are you a turtle?



You bet your sweet ass I am
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 3:49:56 PM EDT
There are a lot of people around here that are always talking out of their asses.... Does this make them turtles?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:17:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KyBlaster:
You bet your sweet ass I am!



Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:18:53 PM EDT
I tried to learn to breathe thru my ass but could only exhale.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:32:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By passgas55:
How about you? Are you a turtle?



I have no Earthly idea how to respond to this...

What the hell insipred you to post this?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:34:02 PM EDT
It's an age thing...

The one and only correct reply is found above....

You bet your sweet ass I am!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:34:27 PM EDT
Stick it in the turtles cloaca and post pics.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:37:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AlphaBobRI:
It's an age thing...

The one and only correct reply is found above....

You bet your sweet ass I am!



My dad has been making people Turtles for about 30 years at municipal conventions all over the country If you don't know how to reply correctly you have to buy me a drink

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:48:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 4:49:28 PM EDT by GunnFixr]
But, I don't wanna breathe through my butt.

My butt is for poopin'
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:49:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Flakchak:
I know a lot of people that seem to be breathing through their butts.



I'm not sure about breathing, but I know many people who talk out of their butts.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:53:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 4:53:42 PM EDT by kissfan]
YBYSAIA...

and most people I have to be around TALK out their ass... does that count?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:06:51 PM EDT
Allot of people I know breathe out of their ass daily. That is due to the fact that they keep their head up their most of the day. So naturally they breathe from there.

BTW: You are a weird little nut for asking this.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:55:54 PM EDT
I was told by a co-worker today that the next time she answers my phone for me, she would stick my cordless phone up my ass. She then said,"That's okay, since your head's up your ass, anyway."

My reply,"How else can I check my Caller ID?"
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:04:03 PM EDT
I know people who's breath smells like ass.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:06:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By passgas55:
How about you? Are you a turtle?



I can only exhale out of mine.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:07:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:

Originally Posted By passgas55:
How about you? Are you a turtle?



You bet your sweet ass I am


+1
SG
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:08:16 PM EDT
Well, since most of the fucktards over at DU have their heads PERMANENTLY up their asses, I'd say, yeah, they can brethe through their butts.

SG
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:43:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 6:43:58 PM EDT by ModernDayIsraelite]
nevermind
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:45:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ScaryGuy:

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:

Originally Posted By passgas55:
How about you? Are you a turtle?



You bet your sweet ass I am


+1
SG



+2!
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 1:03:01 AM EDT
You bet your sweet ass I am!
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