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Posted: 1/25/2006 12:37:07 PM EDT
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Holy crap that was funny, a little fucked up, but funny.
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Posted: 1/25/2006 12:45:59 PM EDT
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bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
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Posted: 1/25/2006 12:47:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2006 12:52:03 PM EDT
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peeing my pants
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:02:00 PM EDT
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That ridiculous shit cannot be for real. Do people really talk to each other like retarded fuck-ups and get off on it?
OMFG! The last one is funny as hell HAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:03:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:09:53 PM EDT
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I put on my robe and wizard hat, [
    Got to say, that is some funny shit. |
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:13:30 PM EDT
[#9]
Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:14:33 PM EDT
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Thats some funny stuff!
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:14:35 PM EDT
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"BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something" AHAHAHAHAAHA oh God Im crying hahaha
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:22:21 PM EDT
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"Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again. Boy: Hello? Boy: Say it! Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!" AHAHAHAHAAHA my sides hurt!!!! where do you find these people?! 
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:23:36 PM EDT
[#13]
I put on my rob and wizard hat. A classic.
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:26:11 PM EDT
[#14]
tag for home
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:27:47 PM EDT
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Oh man, that brought me to tears!  That is so fvcking funny I gotta pass that along! |
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:33:30 PM EDT
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tag for more
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:35:26 PM EDT
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tagg
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:36:06 PM EDT
[#18]
That was tom fucking funny.
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:37:05 PM EDT
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Just damn.
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:41:08 PM EDT
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what the hell was that shit from?
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:46:34 PM EDT
[#21]
Oh my fricken gawd! I laughed so hard at that, my eyes are watering!!!!
Need chapter two ASAP!!!  HAARRRR!!! |
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:52:07 PM EDT
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The people I share an office with want to know what is so damned funny....I put on my robe and wizard hat is all I could get out while laying over on the desk and pounding it with my fist.
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Posted: 1/25/2006 1:52:43 PM EDT
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Can't believe no one has posted this yet...
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Posted: 1/25/2006 9:34:42 PM EDT
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Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm
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Posted: 1/25/2006 9:39:15 PM EDT
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I know this makes me immature, but that is some of the funniest shit I've seen on this site.
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Posted: 1/25/2006 9:40:47 PM EDT
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That was so fucking stupid it was hilarious.
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Posted: 1/25/2006 9:42:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/26/2006 7:43:32 AM EDT
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My department just got finished dealing with a sex offender that was really twisted. With that in mind I just took a print out of BloodNinja's finest in to my deputy chief and told him it was from our SO, and was a transcript that we just got. He bought it. Hook, line, and sinker. He bought into it so much he was taking it to other officers who were in on the deal and was telling them how sick this guy is. I finally went in and told him it wasn't real before he could call the DA and let them know.
It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do to keep a straight face as he kept asking me about details as he was reading through it. "Is he J-Dogg? Jebus, does he really think this way? What in the name of unholy Indian buttsex is this guy doing? This is one sick mofo!" Of course, by the time I revealed the awful truth to him he was beet red and quite worked up. But he admitted that I got him good. In fact he said he would buy me lunch today and asked where I wanted to go... I suggested pizza. fr00t w00t! |
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Posted: 1/26/2006 7:50:04 AM EDT
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Ah man, they only had one of the BloodNinjas "Wizard Cape and Hat" episodes. Those are really old, but I crack up every time I read them.
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Posted: 1/26/2006 7:59:22 AM EDT
[#30]
Yeah, the wizard shit gets me rolling so bad whenever I read it.
This is like 3-4 years old but it's a damn classic. |
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Posted: 1/26/2006 2:10:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/26/2006 2:12:25 PM EDT
[#32]
The Blood Ninja Saga will always be funny to me.
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Posted: 1/26/2006 2:23:01 PM EDT
[#33]
Old but worth reading every few months for a laugh
 . Has to be one of the greatest things on the internet."HARRRRR" 
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