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Posted: 1/25/2006 8:00:34 AM EDT

Two years before the start of the '08 Primaries...


(The Beast rolling her eyes)


Will she become the "Comeback Cunt"?

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:01:48 AM EDT
AAAAAHAHAHA they can't even get the CNN libtards to vote for her!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:06:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:08:08 AM EDT
51% won't vote for her means 49% will vote for her. Add in dead people voting, illegals voting, ballot box stuffing, hanging chads and she will get 99% of the vote.

If you didn't know, let me be the first to tell you: she does not play by the rules.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:12:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tonkaman:
51% won't vote for her means 49% will vote for her. Add in dead people voting, illegals voting, ballot box stuffing, hanging chads and she will get 99% of the vote.

If you didn't know, let me be the first to tell you: she does not play by the rules.



No the poll said 16% will. The rest are undecided.

Even if they split 2 to 1 for the Beast, she's toast.



Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:24:21 AM EDT
The Beast!! Is that what we are calling her now??
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:25:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BangStick1:
The Beast!! Is that what we are calling her now??



That's what she's called in Revelations.

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:25:38 AM EDT
"The Comeback Cunt"

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:39:53 AM EDT
This just means that the media will step up on coverage for her. Telling us how great she is and terrible the Republican’s are. The will smoother us with BS to educate us on the benefits of having the first women president will be. Pointing out that that Chile has one so should we. I have nothing against a female president; I just don’t want ether Clinton in the white house for anything but a brief visit. But the media will say we should vote for because she’s a woman and if we don’t were backwards chauvinistic pigs.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:41:42 AM EDT
CNN polls are notoriously dominated by the left. If she can't even get a majority on a CNN poll, she's in serious trouble.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:42:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BangStick1:
The Beast!! Is that what we are calling her now??



+1.

That's funny shit.

Kind of.

But not really.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:42:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By markmars:
This just means that the media will step up on coverage for her. Telling us how great she is and terrible the Republican’s are. The will smoother us with BS to educate us on the benefits of having the first women president will be. Pointing out that that Chile has one so should we. I have nothing against a female president; I just don’t want ether Clinton in the white house for anything but a brief visit. But the media will say we should vote for because she’s a woman and if we don’t were backwards chauvinistic pigs.



That's what they would have done in years past, but now with Fox news, Limbaugh, Hannity and the Internet, they have a much more difficult time maintaining their monolopy.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:42:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gus:
CNN polls are notoriously dominated by the left. If she can't even get a majority on a CNN poll, she's in serious trouble.



Yeah, well, there is the occasional firemission. I don't think we ever get to see those results, though.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:03:32 AM EDT
I would vote for her… If the Republicans decided to run Satan and Hitler in 08. (and I mean the real Satan and Hitler straight out of the pits of Hell)

Fortunately Cocytus hasn’t been admitted as the 51st state so neither one is eligible to run.

So I guess there really is no way I’ll be voting for Hillary.

And no, she’s not “The Beast.” She’s just a rather average woman who’s daddy had enough money to send her to fancy schools. Then she lucked into meeting the hyper charismatic and hyper corrupt Bill Clinton. He managed to charm his way into the Governorship of Arkansas. Then, when all the serious Democrats were sitting the election against the unbeatable Bush 41, Clinton ran for President hoping to score some tail and get some big campaign donations.

And somehow he managed to win with 40 something percent of the vote.

Hillary just rode his coattails. Then she rode them into the Senate.

The woman isn’t smart or competent enough to be “The Beast” If it wasn’t for her meeting “Wilhelm the Slick” she would just be some mid level lawyer with two divorces and a hundred grand in credit card debt.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:04:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:

Originally Posted By BangStick1:
The Beast!! Is that what we are calling her now??



That's what she's called in Revelations.





Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:16:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 9:17:02 AM EDT by LANCEMAN]
On fox&friends this morning they asked for people to call in and voice their support for Hillary. THe hosts were having bite their tongues not to tell the people what blithering idiots they are. One guy said something like:

"With all the currupt Republicans in the government we need somebody like Hillary to watch out for all the regular people and stand up to the corporations"


It was visible Steve Doocy and Kiran Chetry were doing their best not to laugh out loud or tell some of those people what morons they are
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:17:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:21:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Thuban:
I would vote for her… If the Republicans decided to run Satan and Hitler in 08. (and I mean the real Satan and Hitler straight out of the pits of Hell)

Fortunately Cocytus hasn’t been admitted as the 51st state so neither one is eligible to run.

So I guess there really is no way I’ll be voting for Hillary.

And no, she’s not “The Beast.” She’s just a rather average woman who’s daddy had enough money to send her to fancy schools. Then she lucked into meeting the hyper charismatic and hyper corrupt Bill Clinton. He managed to charm his way into the Governorship of Arkansas. Then, when all the serious Democrats were sitting the election against the unbeatable Bush 41, Clinton ran for President hoping to score some tail and get some big campaign donations.

And somehow he managed to win with 40 something percent of the vote.

Hillary just rode his coattails. Then she rode them into the Senate.

The woman isn’t smart or competent enough to be “The Beast” If it wasn’t for her meeting “Wilhelm the Slick” she would just be some mid level lawyer with two divorces and a hundred grand in credit card debt.



Im afraid my vote would still go to Satan/Hitler 08
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:25:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wraithtouch:

Originally Posted By Thuban:
I would vote for her… If the Republicans decided to run Satan and Hitler in 08. (and I mean the real Satan and Hitler straight out of the pits of Hell)




Im afraid my vote would still go to Satan/Hitler 08





Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:28:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Thuban:
I would vote for her… If the Republicans decided to run Satan and Hitler in 08. (and I mean the real Satan and Hitler straight out of the pits of Hell)

Fortunately Cocytus hasn’t been admitted as the 51st state so neither one is eligible to run.

So I guess there really is no way I’ll be voting for Hillary.

And no, she’s not “The Beast.” She’s just a rather average woman who’s daddy had enough money to send her to fancy schools. Then she lucked into meeting the hyper charismatic and hyper corrupt Bill Clinton. He managed to charm his way into the Governorship of Arkansas. Then, when all the serious Democrats were sitting the election against the unbeatable Bush 41, Clinton ran for President hoping to score some tail and get some big campaign donations.

And somehow he managed to win with 40 something percent of the vote.

Hillary just rode his coattails. Then she rode them into the Senate.

The woman isn’t smart or competent enough to be “The Beast” If it wasn’t for her meeting “Wilhelm the Slick” she would just be some mid level lawyer with two divorces and a hundred grand in credit card debt.



Stupid, incompetent, AND running the liberal/socialist agenda. That's not a bad thing?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:37:34 AM EDT


Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:40:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 10:21:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 10:23:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
Two years before the start of the '08 Primaries...

members.cox.net/_themacallan/Beast_RollingEyes.JPG
(The Beast rolling her eyes)


Will she become the "Comeback Cunt"?




A lot can happen in two years.

Two years of the media giving her a rhetorical blowjob might change some minds.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 10:25:39 AM EDT
Best way to defeat Hillary:



Link Posted: 1/25/2006 11:03:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Thuban:
I would vote for her… If the Republicans decided to run Satan and Hitler in 08. (and I mean the real Satan and Hitler straight out of the pits of Hell)

Fortunately Cocytus hasn’t been admitted as the 51st state so neither one is eligible to run.

So I guess there really is no way I’ll be voting for Hillary.

And no, she’s not “The Beast.” She’s just a rather average woman who’s daddy had enough money to send her to fancy schools. Then she lucked into meeting the hyper charismatic and hyper corrupt Bill Clinton. He managed to charm his way into the Governorship of Arkansas. Then, when all the serious Democrats were sitting the election against the unbeatable Bush 41, Clinton ran for President hoping to score some tail and get some big campaign donations.

And somehow he managed to win with 40 something percent of the vote.

Hillary just rode his coattails. Then she rode them into the Senate.

The woman isn’t smart or competent enough to be “The Beast” If it wasn’t for her meeting “Wilhelm the Slick” she would just be some mid level lawyer with two divorces and a hundred grand in credit card debt.


Great post!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:01:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 2:19:59 PM EDT by The_Macallan]

Originally Posted By Thuban:
I would vote for her… If the Republicans decided to run Satan and Hitler in 08. (and I mean the real Satan and Hitler straight out of the pits of Hell)

Fortunately Cocytus hasn’t been admitted as the 51st state so neither one is eligible to run.

So I guess there really is no way I’ll be voting for Hillary.

And no, she’s not “The Beast.” She’s just a rather average woman who’s daddy had enough money to send her to fancy schools. Then she lucked into meeting the hyper charismatic and hyper corrupt Bill Clinton. He managed to charm his way into the Governorship of Arkansas. Then, when all the serious Democrats were sitting the election against the unbeatable Bush 41, Clinton ran for President hoping to score some tail and get some big campaign donations.

And somehow he managed to win with 40 something percent of the vote.

Hillary just rode his coattails. Then she rode them into the Senate.

The woman isn’t smart or competent enough to be “The Beast” If it wasn’t for her meeting “Wilhelm the Slick” she would just be some mid level lawyer with two divorces and a hundred grand in credit card debt.

You've looked directly into her eyes haven't you?

You've fallen for the biggest lie since Eve bit the apple - and the liar is the same.

Tell me, what mere mortal could have stolen right out of FBI headquarters over 1,000 raw FBI files on her enemies, gotten caught red-clawed with them in her living room.... and yet walked away utterly unscathed other than The Beast?

Who clinched the Democratic Presidential nomination and ultimately Presidency for Bill Clinton in that fateful 60 Minutes interview on Superbowl Sunday 1998 by holding his hand and defending him against bimbo eruption after bimbo eruption like the loyal, dutiful wife she mascaraded to be if not The Beast?

Who, using her minions of shebitches in NOW, would be able to keep a proven liar, predatory sexual-assaulter and accused rapist in the Presidency and even keep the majority of women swooning for him by "standing by her man" against the "vast right wing conspiracy" except for one and only Beast?

Who fucked Vince Foster then killed him making the most ham-handed suicide-set-up ever seen? No blood on the grass, body falls UPHILL, fingerprintless "sucicide note" found torn up in a briefcase that was EMPTIED and inspected many times?

Who shredded all those Rose Law Firm billing records?

Who turned $1,000 into $100,000 in cattle future investing in a year's time?

Who fired the Whitehouse Travel Office?

Who was the mastermind behind the Whitewater land deal, and who obstructed justice for years on end and who threw one spent carcass after another overboard until virtually EVERYONE associated with that deal was either dead or in prison all the while never allowing herself to be indicted?



Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:06:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 1:19:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By Thuban:
I would vote for her… If the Republicans decided to run Satan and Hitler in 08. (and I mean the real Satan and Hitler straight out of the pits of Hell)

Fortunately Cocytus hasn’t been admitted as the 51st state so neither one is eligible to run.

So I guess there really is no way I’ll be voting for Hillary.

And no, she’s not “The Beast.” She’s just a rather average woman who’s daddy had enough money to send her to fancy schools. Then she lucked into meeting the hyper charismatic and hyper corrupt Bill Clinton. He managed to charm his way into the Governorship of Arkansas. Then, when all the serious Democrats were sitting the election against the unbeatable Bush 41, Clinton ran for President hoping to score some tail and get some big campaign donations.

And somehow he managed to win with 40 something percent of the vote.

Hillary just rode his coattails. Then she rode them into the Senate.

The woman isn’t smart or competent enough to be “The Beast” If it wasn’t for her meeting “Wilhelm the Slick” she would just be some mid level lawyer with two divorces and a hundred grand in credit card debt.

You've looked directly into her eyes haven't you?

You've fallen for the biggest lie since Eve bit the apple - and the liar is the same.

Tell me, what mere mortal could have stolen right out of FBI headquarters over 1,000 raw FBI files on her enemies, gotten caught red-clawed with them in her living room.... and yet walked away utterly unscathed other than The Beast?

Who clinched the Democratic Presidential nomination and ultimately Presidency for Bill Clinton in that fateful 60 Minutes interview on Superbowl Sunday 1998 by holding his hand and defending him against bimbo eruption after bimbo eruption like the loyal, dutiful wife she mascaraded to be if not The Beast?

Who, using her minions of shebitches in NOW, would be able to keep a proven liar, predatory sexual-assaulter and accused rapist in the Presidency and even keep the majority of women swooning for him by "standing by her man" against the "vast right wing conspiracy" except for one and only Beast?

Who fucked Vince Foster then killed him making the most ham-handed suicide-set-up ever seen? No blood on the grass, body falls UPHILL, fingerprintless "sucicide note" found torn up in a briefcase that was EMPTIED and inspected many times?

Who fired shredded all those Rose Law Firm billing records?

Who turned $1,000 into $100,000 in cattle future investing in a year's time?

Who fired the Whitehouse Travel Office?

Who was the mastermind behind the Whitewater land deal, and who obstructed justice for years on end and who threw one spent carcass after another overboard until virtually EVERYONE associated with that deal was either dead or in prison all the while never allowing herself to be indicted herself?






Great post! Unfortunatly, you're only scratching the surface. Hopefully, the "right wing attack machine" will be able to expose her for being as truly evil as she is.


GUS - thanks for the new background pic!


-K
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:39:37 PM EDT
I’ll give you that she’s a sleazebag and corrupt but none of what she did took any special talent.

The FBI file thing was really bad but the Clintons had the Justice Department under firm control at the time so, who was going to prosecute? You know the Leftist media wasn’t going to make a big deal of it and most politicians were probably afraid of what dirt they had. So the Clintons got off. If she had Satanic powers she wouldn’t have gotten caught in the first place.

The nomination thing was more Bill Clinton’s charm (He probably did sell his soul for that, and if it wasn’t a really good soul then Old Scratch got cheated.) than anything.

As far as the NOW hags go, they have always been a Leftist group. (Commies like to take up noble causes and then insert their real agenda into the cause they claim to support.) There’s no way they would have ever criticized a fellow traveler like Slick no matter what he did to women. Besides they were all hit for him, even the Lesbians. (See my comments on Clinton’s Satan given charm.)

And, believe it or not, the Clinton’s probably didn’t have Vince Foster killed. Don’t get me wrong, he didn’t die in that park and the Clintons know what really killed him.

See, no one really wants to accept that a friend was depressed and committed suicide. So they will usually try and find some other reason for his death.

Now, Foster could have been murdered by Russian or Chinese agents, it could have been the Dividians, a militia group, or some evil Republicans looking for dirt on the Clintons. But the Clintons never even considered any of those obvious possibilities. And with their paranoid nature they would have. So that means that Foster died in a way that’s embarrassing to the Clintons and they tried to make it look like a suicide.

My guess is he was sharing some confiscated imports from Columbia with Bill, and his heart gave out. But I have no way of knowing. Anyway, I don’t think that Hillary had to have any Satanic powers to get out of that one.

Billing records… See my comments about the Clinton (in)Justice Department.

The cattle futures thing was just a bribe that got laundered through the futures deal. And the Travel Office deal was legal but really slimy and heartless… Well except for the false prosecution bit, that’s definitely criminal.

As for the rest….

Ya know something? You might have a point. I could explain any one or two of these things away but taken together….

Someone in that administration definitely made a pact with Lucifer.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:05:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 5:05:58 PM EDT by The_Macallan]

Originally Posted By Thuban:
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As for the rest….

Ya know something? You might have a point. I could explain any one or two of these things away but taken together….

Someone in that administration definitely made a pact with Lucifer.



Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:03:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By garandman:

Originally Posted By Wraithtouch:

Originally Posted By Thuban:
I would vote for her… If the Republicans decided to run Satan and Hitler in 08. (and I mean the real Satan and Hitler straight out of the pits of Hell)




Im afraid my vote would still go to Satan/Hitler 08








+1
on both the & I'd vote for the lesser evil of a Satan/Hitler ticket.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:16:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RiffRandall:

Originally Posted By garandman:

Originally Posted By Wraithtouch:

Originally Posted By Thuban:
I would vote for her… If the Republicans decided to run Satan and Hitler in 08. (and I mean the real Satan and Hitler straight out of the pits of Hell)




Im afraid my vote would still go to Satan/Hitler 08








+1
on both the & I'd vote for the lesser evil of a Satan/Hitler ticket.




What would the satan and hitler platform run on? Wouldnt that be a democratic platform?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:32:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By Thuban:
I would vote for her… If the Republicans decided to run Satan and Hitler in 08. (and I mean the real Satan and Hitler straight out of the pits of Hell)

Fortunately Cocytus hasn’t been admitted as the 51st state so neither one is eligible to run.

So I guess there really is no way I’ll be voting for Hillary.

And no, she’s not “The Beast.” She’s just a rather average woman who’s daddy had enough money to send her to fancy schools. Then she lucked into meeting the hyper charismatic and hyper corrupt Bill Clinton. He managed to charm his way into the Governorship of Arkansas. Then, when all the serious Democrats were sitting the election against the unbeatable Bush 41, Clinton ran for President hoping to score some tail and get some big campaign donations.

And somehow he managed to win with 40 something percent of the vote.

Hillary just rode his coattails. Then she rode them into the Senate.

The woman isn’t smart or competent enough to be “The Beast” If it wasn’t for her meeting “Wilhelm the Slick” she would just be some mid level lawyer with two divorces and a hundred grand in credit card debt.

You've looked directly into her eyes haven't you?

You've fallen for the biggest lie since Eve bit the apple - and the liar is the same.

Tell me, what mere mortal could have stolen right out of FBI headquarters over 1,000 raw FBI files on her enemies, gotten caught red-clawed with them in her living room.... and yet walked away utterly unscathed other than The Beast?

Who clinched the Democratic Presidential nomination and ultimately Presidency for Bill Clinton in that fateful 60 Minutes interview on Superbowl Sunday 1998 by holding his hand and defending him against bimbo eruption after bimbo eruption like the loyal, dutiful wife she mascaraded to be if not The Beast?

Who, using her minions of shebitches in NOW, would be able to keep a proven liar, predatory sexual-assaulter and accused rapist in the Presidency and even keep the majority of women swooning for him by "standing by her man" against the "vast right wing conspiracy" except for one and only Beast?

Who fucked Vince Foster then killed him making the most ham-handed suicide-set-up ever seen? No blood on the grass, body falls UPHILL, fingerprintless "sucicide note" found torn up in a briefcase that was EMPTIED and inspected many times?

Who shredded all those Rose Law Firm billing records?

Who turned $1,000 into $100,000 in cattle future investing in a year's time?

Who fired the Whitehouse Travel Office?

Who was the mastermind behind the Whitewater land deal, and who obstructed justice for years on end and who threw one spent carcass after another overboard until virtually EVERYONE associated with that deal was either dead or in prison all the while never allowing herself to be indicted?



Dudes! Both your heads may be on pikes in front of the White House come Jan. 2009.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:50:12 PM EDT
This thread is an instant classic.

I haven't laughed this loud in weeks. Thank you guys!

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:18:57 PM EDT


Dudes! Both your heads may be on pikes in front of the White House come Jan. 2009. hr


Oh good, I've always thought my head would look good on a pike.

And, did I just start a new political movement with the Satan/Hitler idea?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:22:44 PM EDT
She will do a "Vince Foster" to the first 10% who vote against her. The remaining voters will soon see the error of their ways.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:30:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 7:33:13 PM EDT by OBird]
Unfortunately, none of this really matters at all right now. A few months ago, Hitlery was "beating" every single opponent in every poll by a landslide. Now she has "no hope" of winning.

The simple truth is that it is just way, way too early for any poll to be at all reliably indicative of the outcome in 2008. There is just too much that can (and will) change between now and then...for both sides, for better or worse.

Hopefully the real deal will end up something like this new poll, but there's just no way we can predict that reliably.

My point? STAY VIGILANT.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:38:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:39:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:

Originally Posted By BangStick1:
The Beast!! Is that what we are calling her now??



That's what she's called in Revelations.



+1
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:41:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mfingar:
This thread is an instant classic.

I haven't laughed this loud in weeks. Thank you guys!

i2.photobucket.com/albums/y44/mfingar/Misc/sh2008.jpg



LMAO! Sweet. You need to send that to the NRA for their 2008 bumpersticker campaign. It would be better then "Vote Freedom First"



Macallan and Thuban, you both have it right. Even if Hitlery didn't actually negotiate the pact with Lucifer, she was at least a primary co-signer.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 7:57:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By OBird:
The simple truth is that it is just way, way too early for any poll to be at all reliably indicative of the outcome in 2008. There is just too much that can (and will) change between now and then...for both sides, for better or worse.

Hopefully the real deal will end up something like this new poll, but there's just no way we can predict that reliably.

My point? STAY VIGILANT.

I got my bumpersticker all ready for '08.



Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:51:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By OBird:
The simple truth is that it is just way, way too early for any poll to be at all reliably indicative of the outcome in 2008. There is just too much that can (and will) change between now and then...for both sides, for better or worse.

Hopefully the real deal will end up something like this new poll, but there's just no way we can predict that reliably.

My point? STAY VIGILANT.

I got my bumpersticker all ready for '08.

members.cox.net/the-macallan/Bump_TheBeast1.gif




Heck, why wait? Slap that thing on your car now!
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