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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:04:14 PM EDT
Katapult www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=15356


784.338 so far And I can't even READ Dutch, Help a brother out, Prof ???

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:17:33 PM EDT
How do you play? I just eat dirt.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:21:32 PM EDT
Watching eat dirt is entertaining enough, especially when he bounces 30ft in the air...
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:22:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Maxxx:
How do you play? I just eat dirt.



Nevermind. Think I got it.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:26:47 PM EDT

Ok, quickie tutorial...... This took me about 5 tries to figure out, btw


Start game, When you're sitting on the catapult, click the space bar, once, to set how far back it pulls you down.

Click the space bar a second time, to set the throw 'stopper' (sets the angle you're launched at.


WHOOOOSH !


When you're flying, the arrow keys will rotate you...... up arrow does SOMETHING, but hell if I know WHAT.....


You can hit turbulence, so you may HAVE to hold the arrow key a LOT, to keep at a good attitude.

While flying, if you skip the top of the purple clouds, you get a boost up.


As you're getting close to the ground, hit the space bar again, to pop your chute. Hafta judge tho, as your speed can plant you into the ground, before you have time to land all nicey nice


wash....

rinse.....

repeat If you hit enter or click "prov igjen" at the end, you start again...

Very little english in the darn thing, this was the best I could deduce so far.

Still pretty fun
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:27:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MoparMike:
Watching eat dirt is entertaining enough, especially when he bounces 30ft in the air...




It is Especially the little tantrum he throws after he's done splatting, hahaha
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:20:40 AM EDT
1,412.845 any takers?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:36:49 AM EDT
best I can do is 709.332
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:57:14 AM EDT
Got a bit over 800, last try....... stinking games


Where the hell's DK Prof, when ya need hints & cheats !?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 1:21:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 1:24:36 AM EDT by pdynak]

Originally Posted By NuCkInFuTz:
1,412.845 any takers?




BAM! 1523.606 took about 10minutes

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 2:13:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 2:16:28 AM EDT by Mall-Ninja]

Originally Posted By JB69:

Originally Posted By MoparMike:
Watching eat dirt is entertaining enough, especially when he bounces 30ft in the air...




It is Especially the little tantrum he throws after he's done splatting, hahaha




Managed to dig a trench with the guy on the first try. no tantrum. just plain unconscious


ETA: 1159
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 2:25:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pdynak:

Originally Posted By NuCkInFuTz:
1,412.845 any takers?




BAM! 1523.606 took about 10minutes

i17.photobucket.com/albums/b54/pdynak/233.jpg





1541.576!!!!!!

HA!!!!!

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 3:01:37 AM EDT



Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:25:20 AM EDT
I can only get 844.

What is it with Swiss people and Techno music???
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:45:00 AM EDT
I am teh suck...
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:47:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 5:53:28 AM EDT by uglygun]
Managed a best of 1609.651


Also got a 1607.140



Don't try to go for max altitude, the purple cloud things seem to be at a specific altitude and that's where you want the little goober to stay in that range.

Once you hit the first couple purple clouds aim for that being about his max altitude, you can also get several bursts off one cloud if you quickly double tap the arrow key. Try to get a bit more altitude but not terribly much more.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:50:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 5:52:14 AM EDT by VooDoo3dfx]
Sigh.

Thats a catchy tune tho.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:51:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 5:52:09 AM EDT by DK-Prof]

Originally Posted By JB69:
Ok, quickie tutorial...... This took me about 5 tries to figure out, btw


Start game, When you're sitting on the catapult, click the space bar, once, to set how far back it pulls you down.

Click the space bar a second time, to set the throw 'stopper' (sets the angle you're launched at.


WHOOOOSH !


When you're flying, the arrow keys will rotate you...... up arrow does SOMETHING, but hell if I know WHAT.....


You can hit turbulence, so you may HAVE to hold the arrow key a LOT, to keep at a good attitude.

While flying, if you skip the top of the purple clouds, you get a boost up.


As you're getting close to the ground, hit the space bar again, to pop your chute. Hafta judge tho, as your speed can plant you into the ground, before you have time to land all nicey nice


wash....

rinse.....

repeat If you hit enter or click "prov igjen" at the end, you start again...

Very little english in the darn thing, this was the best I could deduce so far.

Still pretty fun



That's seems about right, according to the page with instructions. Hitting the up button when you are close to "magic clouds" is supposed to give you a lift/boost.

From looking around the game, I can't figure out anything beyond what you already deduced.

(I believe it's Norwegian, btw)
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 5:59:44 AM EDT
Newest record 1653.924.


I wonder what happens if you get to the end of the graduated scale on the bottom left that the slider moves along?

Something should happen around 1800
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:04:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By JB69:
Very little english in the darn thing, this was the best I could deduce so far.

Still pretty fun



That's seems about right, according to the page with instructions. Hitting the up button when you are close to "magic clouds" is supposed to give you a lift/boost.

From looking around the game, I can't figure out anything beyond what you already deduced.

(I believe it's Norwegian, btw)



Ohh shit.........



I hope *I'M* not Dutch !




Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:09:35 AM EDT
tag. dirt eating so far...

diggin the techno music though.....
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 6:18:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 6:32:08 AM EDT by John_Wayne777]
1373.591
The key is staying in the realm of the purple clouds and maintaining a high air speed.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 11:31:47 AM EDT
BAM! 1725.652



you not only gotta beat the record, you gotta smash it
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 1:19:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pdynak:
BAM! 1725.652

i17.photobucket.com/albums/b54/pdynak/123.jpg

you not only gotta beat the record, you gotta smash it

You must have more free time than I have. 1668.206
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 1:28:34 PM EDT


Finally tried it: 1644

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 1:31:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JB69:
And I can't even READ Dutch, Help a brother out, Prof ???



That's Norwegian.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 1:57:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pdynak:
BAM! 1725.652

i17.photobucket.com/albums/b54/pdynak/123.jpg

you not only gotta beat the record, you gotta smash it



Got 1125.759 which was also Sesam.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 4:41:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 4:53:54 PM EDT by pdynak]
I beat it, thats as far as you can go. i flew all the way across norway
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:29:13 PM EDT
ok anyone have the japanese bouncing guy game?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:52:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By julenissen:

Originally Posted By JB69:
And I can't even READ Dutch, Help a brother out, Prof ???



That's Norwegian.



I know It's site humor, kinda hard to explain.

But then, so's a freakishly tall, eel-chasing scubadiving, married to a (quite attractive) liberal, black-rifle-owning, university professor, who AINT a filthy smelly hippie


But he's ours ! We like him.

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:54:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DeltaAir423:
ok anyone have the japanese bouncing guy game?



Ask, and ye shall receive Nanaca Crash !!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:48:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 10:46:43 PM EDT by NuCkInFuTz]

Originally Posted By JB69:

Originally Posted By DeltaAir423:
ok anyone have the japanese bouncing guy game?



Ask, and ye shall receive href=Nanaca Crash !!

Ah! Nanaca's Crash a great time waster for the reflexively challenged. I haven't played it in awhile but here is my score from the days of old.
http://www.nuckinfutz.org/image/AWWwwwYYEEEEeeeaaaah!!!.png
I remeber he still had quite some pep in him and could roll a little further and back in the game, but guess who was there to stop him at 100mph+, a woman, always there to ruin a mans dream. Can't live with them, but ya can't live without them.href=Even better I just broke my old record.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 10:58:07 PM EDT

Tis an entertaining, bizarre little game Love that weird crap, always my favorites.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 11:59:29 PM EDT
1,142 and I quit!



Damn you and your high scores!

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 12:55:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NuCkInFuTz:
1,412.845 any takers?


OMG I should have screen capped I beat you with 1413km!
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 1:39:28 AM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 4:10:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Enigma102083:

Originally Posted By NuCkInFuTz:
1,412.845 any takers?


OMG I should have screen capped I beat you with 1413km!

That post didn't matter much after this post.

Originally Posted By NuCkInFuTz:
You must have more free time than I have. 1668.206


Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:57:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NuCkInFuTz:

Originally Posted By JB69:

Originally Posted By DeltaAir423:
ok anyone have the japanese bouncing guy game?



Ask, and ye shall receive Nanaca Crash !!

Ah! Nanaca's Crash a great time waster for the reflexively challenged. I haven't played it in awhile but here is my score from the days of old.
www.nuckinfutz.org/image/AWWwwwYYEEEEeeeaaaah!!!.png
I remeber he still had quite some pep in him and could roll a little further and back in the game, but guess who was there to stop him at 100mph+, a woman, always there to ruin a mans dream. Can't live with them, but ya can't live without them.
Even better I just broke my old record.




Thanks now if I can find the girl special hack. Till then here's my record.

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