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Posted: 1/24/2006 6:17:12 PM EDT
Lately I've been walking my dog around the block at night and it being dark and all I've decide that I want to learn the ways of the ninja.

I've been walking quietly and lightly to minimize the noise I make. I avoid stepping on clumps of leaves and branches. On occasion I've stepped on a twig, felt it, and picked up my foot without snapping it.

Anyone know any good websites or books that tell any other special techniques or stuff for moving about stealthily.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:19:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:20:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By OFFascist:
Lately I've been walking my dog around the block at night and it being dark and all I've decide that I want to learn the ways of the ninja.

I've been walking quietly and lightly to minimize the noise I make. I avoid stepping on clumps of leaves and branches. On occasion I've stepped on a twig, felt it, and picked up my foot without snapping it.

Anyone know any good websites or books that tell any other special techniques or stuff for moving about stealthily.




Where did I put that popcorn?

I'll have to watch this . . .
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:20:58 PM EDT

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:22:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By OFFascist:
Lately I've been walking my dog around the block at night and it being dark and all I've decide that I want to learn the ways of the ninja.

I've been walking quietly and lightly to minimize the noise I make. I avoid stepping on clumps of leaves and branches. On occasion I've stepped on a twig, felt it, and picked up my foot without snapping it.

Anyone know any good websites or books that tell any other special techniques or stuff for moving about stealthily.



www.realultimatepower.net/

It's an easy choice.... if you ask me.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:22:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:22:59 PM EDT
'stealthy walking' comes after wall climbing.

come back once you have learned the prerequisite skills, grasshoppa.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:24:19 PM EDT
Carry a BIGGER stick and you'll walk more softly.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:24:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:
'stealthy walking' comes after wall climbing.

come back once you have learned the prerequisite skills, grasshoppa.



Walk barefooted.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:26:05 PM EDT
Go to a shopping mall and apply for a security job there. It shouldn't take more than 2-3 weeks.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:26:25 PM EDT
This is everything you need!

Ninja Training Video
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:29:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:30:03 PM EDT
My ex-gf's brother was just like these guys only he was serious about it....it was sad, he was a total pot head, 21 years old, worked at Taco Bell and wanted to be a ninja when he "grew up" I should also add that he was not mentally or physically disabled in any way. He would play around with numchucks, and had a $20 sword....He didn't believe in guns....how can you "not believe in guns?' I'd clean mine right in front of him!!! what more proof do you need? He also wanted bear claws so he could climb trees or some shit....bloody marvelous!!!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:30:19 PM EDT
just by posting this, to me you're already a ninja
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:32:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:35:18 PM EDT
Ninja U.

I'm working on my Masters right now.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:37:47 PM EDT
I've already completed the on-line course and I'm invisible now. Can you see me? I thought so.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:37:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
Ninja U.

I'm working on my Masters right now.



Master Ninja?
Sweet!!

­



Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:43:22 PM EDT
I wanted to get my Ninja Master training but my last name is Bater and I just couldn't get comfortable with it for some reason.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:53:10 PM EDT
There is actually a book in my local library on this subject.
It is called "The Invisible Ninja: Ancient Secrets of Suprise" by Achida Kim
I thought it was a badass book when i was 13.
It showcases the "monkey stealing a peach" move

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:22:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By OFFascist:
Lately I've been walking my dog around the block at night and it being dark and all I've decide that I want to learn the ways of the ninja.

I've been walking quietly and lightly to minimize the noise I make. I avoid stepping on clumps of leaves and branches. On occasion I've stepped on a twig, felt it, and picked up my foot without snapping it.

Anyone know any good websites or books that tell any other special techniques or stuff for moving about stealthily.



You need to start off by getting a treadless boot, something like these...
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:25:16 PM EDT
if i was you id get into nuclear weapons. nuclear weapons always trump ninjas.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:39:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
Wear earplugs everywhere you go.





Great Advice.

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:44:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:
My ex-gf's brother was just like these guys only he was serious about it....it was sad, he was a total pot head, 21 years old, worked at Taco Bell and wanted to be a ninja when he "grew up" I should also add that he was not mentally or physically disabled in any way. He would play around with numchucks, and had a $20 sword....He didn't believe in guns....how can you "not believe in guns?' I'd clean mine right in front of him!!! what more proof do you need? He also wanted bear claws so he could climb trees or some shit....bloody marvelous!!!



I would have to disagree
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:54:35 PM EDT
take the power rangers video course it's on Sat mornings.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 8:04:18 PM EDT


My neighbor(policeman), when I lived in Decatur, AL quit his police job to move to Nashville to 'become a ninja'.


Hearing him talk was one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 8:11:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GhostRing:
www.karatedepot.com/catalog/images/items/wp-ni-13.jpg



Man, I have to admit, ninja stuff was cool when I was a kid. Although it is a cool thing to really learn. You have to like move to Japan and study for years under a grandmaster. Here in America, although you are silent., any dude with a night vision monocle from Big 5 can still see you.

Hey you are in TX this Ryu is only a hop and a skip away in AZ

Be a Ninja, no funny links
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 8:13:33 PM EDT
Learn from the Urban Ninja
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 8:42:07 PM EDT
A good practice drill is to duct tape a carton of fresh eggs to the sole of each shoe when you go out.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 8:43:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Learn from the Urban Ninja



That is awesome.

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 8:46:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/24/2006 8:49:03 PM EDT by Silesius]
My neighborhood has really gone downhill since the ninjas moved in.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 8:49:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lefthandblack:

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Learn from the Urban Ninja



That is awesome.




That fucker is liable to get shot.

That chick on the bike is crazy hot.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:37:10 PM EDT
lol urban ninja kicks ass
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 10:33:26 PM EDT
Watch Bruce Lee movies like all the other mall ninjas.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 10:44:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 10:55:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
Ninja U.

I'm working on my Masters right now.





I'm saving time and buying my Ninja Degree from www.degreeforge.com
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 10:57:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Learn from the Urban Ninja



Damn, that's some funny shit... I think I've got to send that out to my friends.

~Dg84
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:22:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Learn from the Urban Ninja



I have tears in my eyes from laughter.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:56:50 AM EDT
You need to ducktape a level IV ballistic plate to your back and get some wall climbing boots. You know. Like the kind real ninjas wear.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:00:56 AM EDT
Holy crap...........damn.....................where is the ninja smiley when you need it?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:03:52 AM EDT
Lately I've been walking my dog around the block at night and it being dark and all I've decide that I want to learn the ways of the ninja.

Okay, first thing, if you are serious, you're going to have to kill your dog. He is only going to draw attention, and bark at stuff, and generally give you away.

No respectable ninja would be seen walking a dog, not even a small black stealthy dog.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:05:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mr-H:

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Learn from the Urban Ninja



I have tears in my eyes from laughter.



Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:08:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By xxTAPxx:

My neighbor(policeman), when I lived in Decatur, AL quit his police job to move to Nashville to 'become a ninja'.




Will he be a Country and Western Ninja? or did he got to Nashville to be on Nashville Ninja Star?

I never thought Nashville would be the place for a certified Ninja school, I thought it was just guitars and bars and cowboy hats and harmonicas


Maybe they have cowboy ninjas
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 10:14:12 AM EDT
From Kung Fu, you must learn to walk on rice paper without leaving a mark...OLD SKOOL Grasshopper!


ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 10:21:04 AM EDT
First, you must take sheeet, leave no stink.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 10:45:54 AM EDT
Hmmm, interesting

Girls only want guys who have skills, like hacking skills, bow staff skills.
Contact Rex kwan do and see if he can help you.

Good luck in your journey.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 10:51:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GhostRing:
www.karatedepot.com/catalog/images/items/wp-ni-13.jpg




Reminds me of camel toe
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 10:58:46 AM EDT
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