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Posted: 1/24/2006 11:04:54 AM EDT
...jacking off.
Apparently this was the second or third time he has been caught.

Guy is borderline "slow"....some kind of disability, so there might be legal problems with his termination. (speculation on my part)
Word on the floor is he had a couple of magazines spread out on the floor of the bathroom and was stroking it when our general manager walked in. He never locked the door.

All I can say is he left in a hurry, and was red faced embarassed as all get out.

Never a dull moment around here.

ROFLMAO!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:05:55 AM EDT
Now tell me why people hate HR Managers?
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:06:32 AM EDT
well if you're gonna get fired .........

It may as well be for wrestling with the bald headed champ !!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:07:08 AM EDT
If he really is slow, then I feel sorry for the guy. Must be hard getting real pie.

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:07:25 AM EDT
Damn, sorry to hear that. MrClean4hire has a new baby at home too.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:08:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By StrkAliteN:
well if you're gonna get fired .........

It may as well be for wrestling with the bald headed champ !!



WTF?
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:09:39 AM EDT
I have this disability, Doc. Whoops! There it goes again.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:10:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Damn, sorry to hear that. MrClean4hire has a new baby at home too.

That it SO wrong, funny, but wrong!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:10:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Damn, sorry to hear that. MrClean4hire has a new baby at home too.



LMAO.

If the pit was still open.....
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:11:56 AM EDT
Why can't the guy wack off at home rather than work, when at work he is supposed to be working.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:12:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Damn, sorry to hear that. MrClean4hire has a new baby at home too.





Sean
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:13:04 AM EDT
It was a joke...no flame intended for MrClean4hire. His screen-name was just so appropriate, I couldn't help myself.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:13:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Damn, sorry to hear that. MrClean4hire has a new baby at home too.



So bad. But funny.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:15:27 AM EDT
Damn that is funny.

Max
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:15:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Damn, sorry to hear that. MrClean4hire has a new baby at home too.



Wow.

I gotta start buying stocks in keyboard manufactuers.. people on AFRCOM go threw them like ammo!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:21:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Damn, sorry to hear that. MrClean4hire has a new baby at home too.



BWAHAHAHAHA
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:24:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:
If he really is slow, then I feel sorry for the guy. Must be hard getting real pie.




+1
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:25:21 AM EDT


Can't wait to see the pay-back on this one! CombatJack might want to chime in too.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:30:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/24/2006 11:33:15 AM EDT by jvic]
Reminds me of that story in the brother of the shield forum or somewhere...about the guy that did it every 30 minutes...maybe it was somewhere else, I can't find it now...
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:31:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:


Can't wait to see the pay-back on this one! CombatJack might want to chime in too.



Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:31:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Damn, sorry to hear that. MrClean4hire has a new baby at home too.



Cheers to a good internet slam!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:33:01 AM EDT
you guys are too harsh...maybe it was a REALLY good magazine
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:34:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By warlord:
Why can't the guy wack off at home rather than work, when at work he is supposed to be working.



No impulse control.


BTW is wacking off at work wrong? Just asking.


Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:36:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:


Can't wait to see the pay-back on this one! CombatJack might want to chime in too.






Damn, that was quick! And yes, I feel sorry for the guy too.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:36:14 AM EDT
When I worked at **** (rhymes with "shits") Camera, one of the photo lab guys got caught jerking off in the back room. A customer had dropped off some nudie photos and he had saved the waste prints for himself.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:36:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:

Originally Posted By warlord:
Why can't the guy wack off at home rather than work, when at work he is supposed to be working.



No impulse control.


BTW is wacking off at work wrong? Just asking.





I try to avoid it, but so long as you are not on company time, and you wash your hands after, I don't see the problem with it.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:36:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:

Originally Posted By warlord:
Why can't the guy wack off at home rather than work, when at work he is supposed to be working.



No impulse control.


BTW is wacking off at work wrong? Just asking.




Was he on his smoke/lunch break or on the clock?
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:37:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:

Originally Posted By warlord:
Why can't the guy wack off at home rather than work, when at work he is supposed to be working.



No impulse control.


BTW is wacking off at work wrong? Just asking.





He should ask to see the company policy that forbids it. Especially since he was in the restroom behind a closed door.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:50:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/24/2006 11:52:40 AM EDT by VooDoo3dfx]

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
He should ask to see the company policy that forbids it. Especially since he was in the restroom behind a closed door.



I dunno if I could work at a place after I've been caught whacking it.

I think the jokes/rumors would be friggin rough.

ETA: I have not done the "dirty deed" at any job of mine... I was just saying...that the jokes/looks would be unberable.

Had to clear that one up!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:53:32 AM EDT
If this isn't one of the best reasons why "Employees must wash hands before returning to work", then I don't know what is.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:55:34 AM EDT
I nailed the boss' niece on his desk but never got caught.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:57:36 AM EDT
We get a new cleaning crew in our office at least once every six months because of problems.

Masturbation has yet to be a problem.


Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:58:27 AM EDT

<donger> No more yanky my wankie! </donger>
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:58:35 AM EDT
Years ago they caught two steelworkers givin each other BJ's underneath the coke batteries... Union they were, so couldn't fire em for bein queer, so they axed em for takin a second lunch...
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 11:59:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Years ago they caught two steelworkers givin each other BJ's underneath the coke batteries... Union they were, so couldn't fire em for bein queer, so they axed em for takin a second lunch...





I hate bad puns.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 12:01:56 PM EDT
I have some very snappy unlady like things to say but I had better keep them to myself!

Patty
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 12:09:24 PM EDT
Thats bullshit. They fire a cleaning guy for doing his job. He was only cleaning his pipe.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 12:19:22 PM EDT
[George Costanza] "Was that wrong?" [/George Costanza]
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 12:26:59 PM EDT
At least he wasn't stealing.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 12:27:53 PM EDT
Lends new meaning to 'Break Time'.

You can get FIRED for that?
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 12:43:34 PM EDT
Under the tree, the Chestnut tree
the village idiot sat.
Amusing himself by abusing himself
and catching it in his hat!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 12:46:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ZitiForBreakfast:
We get a new cleaning crew in our office at least once every six months because of problems.

Masturbation has yet to be a problem.




That you know of. Don't look to closely or you may get scared.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 12:56:14 PM EDT
Uh, dude -- you need to get yourself an ultraviolet lamp, right f-ing now!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 1:04:40 PM EDT
IF he got caught 3 times, you gotta wonder how many times he was actually doing it.

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 1:06:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Years ago they caught two steelworkers givin each other BJ's underneath the coke batteries... Union they were, so couldn't fire em for bein queer, so they axed em for takin a second lunch...



Link Posted: 1/24/2006 1:06:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yekimak:
IF he got caught 3 times, you gotta wonder how many times he was actually doing it.




I would say everyday.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 1:21:00 PM EDT
Where I work the only people who get paid to jerk off are supervisors. The rest of the employees are supposed to sit around and do nothing.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 1:25:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Steve6:
Where I work the only people who get paid to jerk off are supervisors. The rest of the employees are supposed to sit around and do nothing.



They call that "Fucking The Dog"

Do you want to be known as the dog fucker at work?
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 1:26:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/24/2006 1:27:58 PM EDT by keltoid]
Yea, we had a guy at my last job that was hitting the porn sites on the office computer at night, so they set up a concealed camera to confirm it. During the day the camera was covered up with a red shop rag so as not to be easily noticed and before leaving each day the boss man would remove the rag.

One day the suspect was sitting in the room where the camera was, so the boss just wrote it off for that evening and didn't attempt to pull the rag off. The next day when the morning crew came in, it was their job to review the security camera tape from the night before. They had no idea that the boss forgot to pull the rag off the camera, so he just watches the video unaware.

Lo and behold the suspect comes into the shop that night, pulls "the rag" off of the camera , loads up a porn tape into the shop VCR and goes at it! OMG what a moron! He actually unveiled the camera. Anyway, the management decided to go ahead and fire the guy for doing the deed while at work.

The funny thing was that the guy attempted to challenge his termination and when his legal representitive contacted the boss they referred to him as "Semein" when his real name was Simeon. The boss man almost lost it on the phone when he heard that. Needless to say when the legal rep was informed of the video evidence they dropped his case.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 1:28:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Damn, sorry to hear that. MrClean4hire has a new baby at home too.

OWNED!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 1:31:06 PM EDT
There was a kid in the school down the road from ours that had this problem.

He got caught one day....with has hands in his pocket wacking it.

Suspended...

He later got caught while hiding inside a large waist high cabnet with his pants down while whacking it.

He was kicked out of school and told never to come back (private school).


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