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Posted: 1/24/2006 8:46:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/24/2006 8:47:24 AM EDT by jasondcrum]
www.terrafirmapromo.com/dirtyresults2006.htm

Feast your eyes on 15th place in the 'mens sport solo'. (Second category)


Which one of you silly bastards was this? I know it had to be an ARFCOMMER. By the way, my buddy finished one place ahead of Chuck.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 8:51:03 AM EDT
You are lucky your wife is so beautiful. Chuck has an eye for beauty. For this reason you have been spared a horribly painful death by roundhouse kick to the face.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 8:54:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
You are lucky your wife is so beautiful. Chuck has an eye for beauty. For this reason you have been spared a horribly painful death by roundhouse kick to the face.



We can only hope this is the case. Chuck only givens so many beauty passes a month . . .

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 8:56:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/24/2006 8:56:47 AM EDT by dvr9]

Originally Posted By Mr-H:

Originally Posted By dvr9:
You are lucky your wife is so beautiful. Chuck has an eye for beauty. For this reason you have been spared a horribly painful death by roundhouse kick to the face.



We can only hope this is the case. Chuck only givens so many beauty passes a month . . .




If not, I call dibs on the wife, the digital trailcam and the MP5 (in no particular order).
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:02:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:07:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/24/2006 9:07:26 AM EDT by Stealth]
Chuck Norris may at times row a boat in the sea of his victims blood, but he'd never ride a mountain bike.

Remember, Chuck Norris only has two speeds, walk and kill.

Somebody is in for a roundhouse kick.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:18:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Chuck Norris may at times row a boat in the sea of his victims blood, but he'd never ride a mountain bike.



He would never ride a mountain bike, to win, he would pick up the mountain and put it on his back and challenge Lance Armstrong to a race. Chuck always wins.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 10:04:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 10:12:38 AM EDT
I'm not a Chuck apologist but give the guy a break. He's almost 66 years old. Let's see one of you place 15th when you qualify for an AARP discount at dinner.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 10:15:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By jasondcrum:
www.terrafirmapromo.com/dirtyresults2006.htm

Feast your eyes on 15th place in the 'mens sport solo'. (Second category)



Hey--give him a break. He's fairly new here. "Men's Sport Solo" means the usual ARFCOM Beer and Porn evening--so he has some stiff competition.


No pun intended, eh?

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 10:15:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jasondcrum:By the way, my buddy finished one place ahead of Chuck.


How old is your buddy?
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 3:48:41 PM EDT
29 yrs old
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:00:46 PM EDT
Yeah, but Chuck's tactical ballet is weak...
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:02:37 PM EDT
I feel like I am 18 at a college, drunk and the latest post pubescent cool thing to do is talk about Chuck Norris non-stop.

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:00:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:45:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Makarov_Mami:
Yeah, but Chuck's tactical ballet is weak...



He's been working on a new skit, just wait until next time we see you.


I can't wait!!!!! OMG I still LMAO when I think of him dancing and prancing down range!

(And people tease ME for SKIPPING!)
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 8:09:47 PM EDT
If Chuck Norris can place 15th at 65 years old and I couldnt place ever, Id say he did a damn fine job.
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