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Posted: 1/24/2006 8:51:03 AM EDT
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You are lucky your wife is so beautiful. Chuck has an eye for beauty. For this reason you have been spared a horribly painful death by roundhouse kick to the face.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 8:54:38 AM EDT
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We can only hope this is the case. Chuck only givens so many beauty passes a month . . . |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 8:56:18 AM EDT
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If not, I call dibs on the wife, the digital trailcam and the MP5 (in no particular order). 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 9:02:39 AM EDT
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Hey--give him a break. He's fairly new here. "Men's Sport Solo" means the usual ARFCOM Beer and Porn evening--so he has some stiff competition. 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 9:07:14 AM EDT
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Chuck Norris may at times row a boat in the sea of his victims blood, but he'd never ride a mountain bike.
Remember, Chuck Norris only has two speeds, walk and kill. Somebody is in for a roundhouse kick. 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 9:18:20 AM EDT
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He would never ride a mountain bike, to win, he would pick up the mountain and put it on his back and challenge Lance Armstrong to a race. Chuck always wins. |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 10:04:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/24/2006 10:12:38 AM EDT
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I'm not a Chuck apologist but give the guy a break. He's almost 66 years old. Let's see one of you place 15th when you qualify for an AARP discount at dinner.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 10:15:14 AM EDT
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No pun intended, eh? 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 10:15:35 AM EDT
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How old is your buddy? |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 3:48:41 PM EDT
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29 yrs old
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:00:46 PM EDT
[#12]
Yeah, but Chuck's tactical ballet is weak...
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Posted: 1/24/2006 4:02:37 PM EDT
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I feel like I am 18 at a college, drunk and the latest post pubescent cool thing to do is talk about Chuck Norris non-stop.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:00:51 PM EDT
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He's been working on a new skit, just wait until next time we see you.
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Posted: 1/24/2006 7:45:02 PM EDT
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 I can't wait!!!!! OMG I still LMAO when I think of him dancing and prancing down range!(And people tease ME for SKIPPING!) 
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Posted: 1/24/2006 8:09:47 PM EDT
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If Chuck Norris can place 15th at 65 years old and I couldnt place ever, Id say he did a damn fine job.
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