MY WIFE! MY BEST FRIEND RICK! AGAIN!
If you get the reference, I weep for your soul.

Quoted: Heathens

More like Losers.

Quoted: Quoted: Heathens More like Losers.

Your starting shit again.

I have a no dicks rule.

There can't be any other dick in the room except mine....

No thanks if I have to see that guys wanker...

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Heathens More like Losers. Your starting shit again.

Well, kiss my ass and go please your wife instead of making others do it for you.

Maybe we should cut and paste the long list of derogatory names from "that other thread" to save you all a bunch of bashing, but we'll never make it to 40 pages if we do that....

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Heathens More like Losers. Your starting shit again. Well, kiss my ass and go please your wife instead of making others do it for you.

Nobody "makes" anybody do anything in the Lifestyle.  Do you really think we "make" our spouses "do" anything?

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Heathens More like Losers. Your starting shit again. Well, kiss my ass and go please your wife instead of making others do it for you. Nobody "makes" anybody do anything in the Lifestyle.  Do you really think we "make" our spouses "do" anything?

Pimpin ain't easy brotha

Quoted: MY WIFE! MY BEST FRIEND RICK! AGAIN! If you get the reference, I weep for your soul.

sexy losers and  before the name change the thin h line.

only webcomic i ever read.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Heathens More like Losers. Your starting shit again. Well, kiss my ass and go please your wife instead of making others do it for you. Nobody "makes" anybody do anything in the Lifestyle.  Do you really think we "make" our spouses "do" anything? Pimpin ain't easy brotha

I believe "Pimpin" has to do with buying sex, and do not equate the relevence.

Quoted: Do ye smell it?  40 pages?  or will they lock this...

FUCK YOU, Hedo, you glorious bastard!!!  YOU are the motherfucker who stole the avatar that I had planned on using for a year!!!  Now I am stuck with a shitty Oscar the Grouch pic instead of Plankton, my rightful crown.

Fucker.

Quoted: Quoted: MY WIFE! MY BEST FRIEND RICK! AGAIN! If you get the reference, I weep for your soul. sexy losers and  before the name change the thin h line. only webcomic i ever read.

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Wow. So there's two people on this forum whose souls have shriveled and died from their sins. Fascinating.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Pimpin ain't easy brotha I believe "Pimpin" has to do with buying sex, and do not equate the relevence. Normally I would tell you two to get a room.  Gonna have to think of a new one now, given the obvious.

Many male swingers are bi, I'll stay over here -------------->

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Pimpin ain't easy brotha I believe "Pimpin" has to do with buying sex, and do not equate the relevence. Normally I would tell you two to get a room.  Gonna have to think of a new one now, given the obvious.   Many male swingers are bi, I'll stay over here -------------->

IN FACT, FEW MALE SWINGERS ARE BI....  WTF?

Now your just full of it.

Just in case there is anyone out there who didn't see the "4some" topic here that went 40 pages, this is a link to that thread:

Link to 4some thread

In that topic, we attempted to offer information to explain to Bama-Shooter what the deal was about.

ETA: In that topic linked above, 1st page, 8th post, MrClean4Hire states: "Been there and done that, it is overated imo."

Did you motorboat them?  You old sailor you..........you motorboating son of a bitch

Quoted: Quoted: Do ye smell it?  40 pages?  or will they lock this... FUCK YOU, Hedo, you glorious bastard!!!  YOU are the motherfucker who stole the avatar that I had planned on using for a year!!!  Now I am stuck with a shitty Oscar the Grouch pic instead of Plankton, my rightful crown. Fucker.

Do I detect a bit of procrastination? A year? What was the hold up, if I may ask?

Quoted: Its only sex. What's the big deal?

(stirring the pot)

Agreed.  Whats the big deal if you have the proper frame of mind.  My wife and I have discussed it, because there is some --thing-- she has wanted to try.  I imagine the vast majority of us have thought of it one time or another.

I mean, a lot of posters act like it'd be the end of marriages, mankind, the world etc.  think of all the marriages that have end for less, a lot less, of petty crap.

Quoted: Glad to see the thread back on topic. Questions: Does this husband/wife combo seem like they trust each other implicitly? -or- Do they seem like people who would go behind each others backs for a little fun? The difference is huge, and makes the all the difference between swingers and others.

THIS is going to be great!

Quoted: Glad to see the thread back on topic. Questions: Does this husband/wife combo seem like they trust each other implicitly? -or- Do they seem like people who would go behind each others backs for a little fun? The difference is huge, and makes the all the difference between swingers and others.

I'd say they trust each other.  They have been married for a long time, seem happy together, I just think (as do several other folks at work) they are in the "lifestyle" as you say.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Do ye smell it?  40 pages?  or will they lock this... FUCK YOU, Hedo, you glorious bastard!!!  YOU are the motherfucker who stole the avatar that I had planned on using for a year!!!  Now I am stuck with a shitty Oscar the Grouch pic instead of Plankton, my rightful crown. Fucker. Do I detect a bit of procrastination? A year? What was the hold up, if I may ask?

Yeah, procrastination.  Plankton and Gary are my favorite Sponge Bob characters.

must be them young folks with the gyratin' hips...

Where are we headed here?

To grandma swinger's house we go?

My GF is looking for a female to join us.  

Mmmmm...  
John

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Heathens I thought the term was Hedonism. Hedonistic heathens.

Christian Swingers

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Heathens I thought the term was Hedonism. Hedonistic heathens.   Christian Swingers

Who's calling for heathen? It's my neighbor that's the swinger, not me. They used to belong to several swinger clubs but now just hunt for bi females for her.

Plankton, as individuals, go virtually unnoticed.  However, when one actually looks for Plankton, one can be overwhelmed by thier vast numbers.

It can be the same with Lifestylers.  There are vast populations of them, right there in front of your eyes.  You just don't see them until they are pointed them out to you.  It has to do with focus.  We are in a unique position of seeing far more of them than even the average Lifestyler sees.  We are  a "host couple" for a certain travel agency which sends us on group trips with thier Lifestyling and Clothing Optional clients as "escorts".  Go ahead and laugh, but we are NOT "that" type of "escort".  Our almost 30 trips to Jamaica, and 23 trips to Hedonism II, have placed us in a position where we assist vacationers to understand and enjoy Jamaica.  We are "no problem mon" people.  We do not "play" with these guests, as we feel that would not be right since this is a bit of a business relationship.  However, in the Carribbean sea there are many other plankton, if you get our drift.  Regardless of our fairly minimal "duties" as a host couple - we do enjoy the full body tans, snorkling, sailing, food/drinks, maid service, and most of all - the company of many, many fun people.  We are asked to do this at least once a year, sometimes twice.  We pay airfare, and nothing else, as its an all-inclusive resort and the resort gives the travel agency a comped room for every so many guests that are booked for that period.  There are many other host couples like us out there in the world too, but we all tend to keep quiet about in mainstream circles.  We are very appreciative of the position we are in.

It takes a very secure man and a very secure woman to create a Lifestyling couple.  Insecure people, for example, fear that some other fun partner being with thier spouse will be a threat.  That other partner just might be better in some way, and that scares the hell out of them.  Lifestylers definately thrive on wanting thier spouse to have a great time, and do not fear younger, more virile playmates - in fact they seek them.  Neither my wife or I have to stray just to find out that sex with others while in a marriage is simply not worth a divorce.  It is the violation of trust between a husband and wife that becomes divorce worthy, so that just does not apply to us.  My wife does not need to go behind my back to enjoy the brief company of a young studly guy.  She does not lay awake at night thinking about what she might be missing.  She, and I, are socializing, like we did 20+ years ago before careers and children slowed us down.  We are very content in our "Lifestyle", and love each other very much.

We feel that there is a difference between love and sex.  If you can accept that, you might be ready for the next level.  Lifestyling is NOT for every couple, but it IS happening for many couples.

We do not expect you to accept our behaviour, just as you may not accept gay or lesbian behavior because it is different.  All we are doing is offering some insight, and if bashing can be controlled, we would be happy to offer information to those secure people who are looking to spice up thier marriage - not ruin it, or fix a damaged one.

In response to this topic, we would not recommend anyone playing with bosses, employees, neighbors, business associates, and so fourth.  Lifestylers are free to drop in and out of the Lifestyle as they feel fit to.  Lifestylers are generally not looking for relationships.  They already have one of those, and are just looking for some spice.

Now you have some insight as to why Plankton is my avitar.

Quoted: Quoted: Yeah,it starts out with him wanting to watch you pork his dick-pig old lady, and then all the sudden he's caressing your thigh and wanting to braid dickheads with you. No fucking thanks. Would you settle for a BJ then?

You forgot the comma.  For the joke/device to work best, you needed a comma.

"No fucking, thanks."

Damn grammar/punctuation nazis........  Oh wait, that's me!

Quoted: wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.............. WTF is a braided dickhead?

Remember in Spaceballs, where Lone Star and Dark Helmet get their Schwartz Sabers all twisted up?

Dark Helmet: "Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted."

Millions of  years of evolution is screaming in my head to not let someone else bang my wife.

This thread is more proof that ARFCOM is

both more interesting and more informative than FOX news.




Pizza with honor,

peace with anchovies!

I will be sending everyone in this topic a bill for the time I wasted reading all four pages.

Quoted: At work.  There is a guy that we all suspect that he and his wife swing.  Just based on some of the stuff he says and does.  Almost like the old Monty Python "wink wink nudge nudge" routine.  He's never admitted it but, he has talked about doing stuff like skinny dipping in the hot tub and such with other couples around or banging his wife on the deck by his pool. Almost like he was testing the waters so to speak, to see if others would be interested in showing up with thier wife or girlfriend.  The running joke now is if you get invited over to his place for dinner, the wife will seduce you and he will video tape it form the closet, followed by a new show on some web site. It just makes one (the single guys mainly) wonder if it would be worth a try.  His wife is quite the looker.

The husband has plans for you somewhere in the middle.........

Been here, done this thread.

Not doing it again.

Swingers are perverts. Period.

Have a nice day.

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Quoted: Quoted: Yeah,it starts out with him wanting to watch you pork his dick-pig old lady, and then all the sudden he's caressing your thigh and wanting to braid dickheads with you. No fucking thanks. Would you settle for a BJ then?

Well, you don't have to ask twice!!!

Quoted: wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.............. WTF is a braided dickhead?

Kinda like a swordfight. Dudes rubbing wee-wee heads against each other.

Quoted: Been here, done this thread. Not doing it again. Swingers are perverts. Period. Have a nice day.

Remember, it's only perverted the first time you do it.

Quoted: I didn't say I wanted to do it, I don't think my girlfriend would take to kindly to it, she doesn't like to share.   The guy that made this subject possible is just got a few querks about him.  He and his wife never go anywhere without each other except for work.  She is very submissive around him. It's rare that anyone is ever invited over to thier home and also rare that they will accept an invite to another persons house, yet they often go over to "friends" houses several miles away on the weekends.  The one time I was invited to the house it was to see some gun stuff he was collecting because he wanted my opinion about it.  It felt more like he was having the wife take a look at me and talk about my now ex-wife (this happened a few years ago before my divorce) and socializing more away from work.  Went out to dinner once but nothing more.  I look back at it now and just kinda wonder if my perceptions were right at the time.  Since my divorce we still get along at work, but he hasn't extended the invite again.  Which is ok by me.

If things don't work out between you and your girlfriend, you should ask him about his gun collection again.

Quoted: Because of topics like this, I just renewed and upgraded to GOLD.

You LIED to me!!!!!

Hedo...you are in DEEP doo doo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please post pics.

Tag...............So to speak.

Bump.