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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:10:00 PM EDT
Who would be victorious?

Discuss....
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:11:00 PM EDT
is this a joke?
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:13:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:
is this a joke?


no kidding
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:14:01 PM EDT
Damn... we have a winner... that was quick...
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:14:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/23/2006 10:26:42 PM EDT by Mr-H]
It would be like Paul Rubens vs. Darth Maul.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:17:09 PM EDT
when dog was still trying to come up with some hard ass comment the Norris would already be cleaning eye juice off his boots.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:26:53 PM EDT
Chuck would stuff that can of mace pretty far up Dogs ass.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:29:26 PM EDT
the only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is another Chuck Norris.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:31:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rwinn625:
the only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is another Chuck Norris.


And there can be only one Chuck Norris
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:34:03 PM EDT


I like Leland. I'd say he has a better chance.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:35:03 PM EDT
I'm posting only because I think rwinn625 avatar is funny as shit
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:39:29 PM EDT
Ha ha ha. You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Dog's head would explode at Chuck's mere thought.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:40:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
Chuck would stuff that can of mace pretty far up Dogs ass.



He would chug the mace and then stuff the empty canister it up his arse. Then he would laugh so hard it would cause all the volcanos in Hawaii to go off and sink the islands forever.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 11:04:08 PM EDT
Excuse me for being ignorant but who is this ''Dog'' sum bitch?
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:32:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/24/2006 4:32:53 AM EDT by SUPERSPORT]

Originally Posted By nightowl7:
Excuse me for being ignorant but who is this ''Dog'' sum bitch?



www.dogthebountyhunter.com/intro.php

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:33:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mr-H:
It would be like Paul Rubens vs. Darth Maul.





+1
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:35:51 AM EDT
This thread will make Chuck Norris angry.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:35:55 AM EDT
Would Dog have his wife with him? If so, I give the advantage to Dog. I for one would never go up against those cans.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:41:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hokie:
Would Dog have his wife with him? If so, I give the advantage to Dog. I for one would never go up against those cans.



She could feed all the people in every starving nation with just one of those cans! Of course, it would be like feeding a mouse with a firehose..
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:57:07 AM EDT
Dog is a convicted felon. He can't own guns.

Chuck is not a convicted felon. He can own guns.

Big difference.

Oh, and based on his competition experience alone. Chuck could take dog to the pound with no trouble.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 5:01:22 AM EDT
Chuck all the way!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:26:49 AM EDT
Chuck will wipe the floor with him.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:37:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hokie:
Would Dog have his wife with him? If so, I give the advantage to Dog. I for one would never go up against those cans.





Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:47:07 AM EDT
ever notice that the Dog and his bitch have the same hair do?
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 6:56:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 762minigun2:
ever notice that the Dog and his bitch have the same hair do?





I just did....

LMAO
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:05:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By UH_SALT_RIFLE:
This thread will make Chuck Norris angry.



It'll make him want to roundhouse kick the entire Internet.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:09:15 AM EDT
Please. Chuck Norris would not even waste his time. He'd have his agent roundhouse kick Dog to the head just for suggesting that he should fight Chuck Norris.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:10:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By luckypunk:
I'm posting only because I think rwinn625 avatar is funny as shit



kaboomage?

­


Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:10:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Magurgle:
when dog was still trying to come up with some hard ass comment the Norris would already be cleaning eye juice off his boots.

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:11:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Magurgle:
when dog was still trying to come up with some hard ass comment the Norris would already be cleaning eye juice off his boots.




ROTFLMAO
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:19:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rwinn625:
the only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is another Chuck Norris.

and Bruce Lee
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:39:49 AM EDT
Dog was a drugged out jackass. He doesn't do drugs anymore.

(...Still a jackass)
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:44:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/24/2006 7:49:11 AM EDT by BLY]

Originally Posted By SUPERSPORT:


I like Leland. I'd say he has a better chance.



You gotta be kidding me... Did you see the epsisode where they were in the parking lot of an appartment complex and they 'got all jerry springer' on the owners, like a bunch of trailer trash (which they are btw). Leland was fighting like a girl! Like a girl!!!


I second the comment that the only thing that can kill chuck norris is another chuck norris.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:46:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/24/2006 8:12:05 AM EDT by danpass]

Originally Posted By buckmaw:
Who would be victorious?

Discuss....



My current understanding is that William Shatner is the new king.



edit:
here is the link: www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=429193
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 7:53:29 AM EDT
Chuck Norris wouldn't fight dog, Chuck doesn't hit women. However, he would laugh at the thought and the vibrations from Chuck's mighty laugh would kill dog and his kids.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:03:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SUPERSPORT:

Originally Posted By nightowl7:
Excuse me for being ignorant but who is this ''Dog'' sum bitch?



www.dogthebountyhunter.com/intro.php

img7.imageshack.us/img7/8284/d2ns.png



Wasn't impressed with the website or this dog-dick feller.

And all I got to say about dog dick squarin off with the mighty Chuck Norris which is a real american badass is that chances are that dog- dick would probably look real funny down on his knees tryin to ''suck a golf ball thru a Chuck Norris brand garden hose'' with no teeth.

Nightowl out!!!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:11:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By nightowl7:
Excuse me for being ignorant but who is this ''Dog'' sum bitch?



He is a trailer trash attention whore who is a disgrace to professional fugitive investigators.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:12:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BLY:

Originally Posted By SUPERSPORT:


I like Leland. I'd say he has a better chance.



You gotta be kidding me... Did you see the epsisode where they were in the parking lot of an appartment complex and they 'got all jerry springer' on the owners, like a bunch of trailer trash (which they are btw). Leland was fighting like a girl! Like a girl!!!


I second the comment that the only thing that can kill chuck norris is another chuck norris.




Bwahaha no joke, my first thought when I saw that was, "Dang these people need some class". Its on the interent somewheres.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:15:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/24/2006 9:26:39 AM EDT by doorgunner84]
OK,OK....

If Dog gets his fat bitch wife, then Chuck gets a Mini-Mike Ditka tied behind his back. In that case I think it would be VERY close... Chuck Norris would win in 7.9 seconds with Mini-Ditka landing 48 punchs to Dog's wfie's breasts.

~Dg84
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:16:50 AM EDT
Dog does have one helluva mullet.

+1 for Chuck and the win.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:17:01 AM EDT
What if Dog put on the Jack Bauer sunglasses of death?
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:28:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BiggyD:

Originally Posted By rwinn625:
the only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is another Chuck Norris.

and Bruce Lee



Except bruce has died, thus he is not as invinsible as chuck.

P.S. if you have a chuck and an Anti-chuck and they touched there would be enough energy released to vaporise the entire universe.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:39:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Blued-Steel:
What if Dog put on the Jack Bauer sunglasses of death?




Please.....yeah that will help him get his ass kicked faster. He could use them to hide a black eye (or is that an eye of color??) if Chuck didn't round house kick his head clean off.

Like I said Chuck will be angry at this thread.
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