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Posted: 1/23/2006 8:08:00 AM EDT
Just heard this on the radio - will post link when story is available online.

Man and woman were smoking crack together in a house.

Man gets tired of smoking crack, goes to sleep on mattress.

Woman doesn't like that man went to sleep. Begins flicking lit matches at man on mattress.

Mattress catches on fire. Man decides to drag mattress out of house.

First flaw in plan: As the flaming mattress is pulled through the house, it sets other stuff on fire.

Second flaw in plan: After man pulls mattress outside, door shuts behind him and automatically locks.

Woman gets trapped inside, man unable to get back in. Woman dies in fire.

I thinka Public Service Announcement is needed on the dangers of doing crack and playing with matches. How else will people know not to do it?
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:12:09 AM EDT
Stay on track, dont smoke crack.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:14:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:

I thinka Public Service Announcement is needed on the dangers of doing crack and playing with matches. How else will people know not to do it?



Why would you want to do that? This sounds like a very effective crackhead abatement program to me.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:15:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mr_camera_man:

Originally Posted By bastiat:

I thinka Public Service Announcement is needed on the dangers of doing crack and playing with matches. How else will people know not to do it?



Why would you want to do that? This sounds like a very effective crackhead abatement program to me.



for the childrun, of course!

won't somebody think of the childrun?
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:15:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mr_camera_man:

Originally Posted By bastiat:

I thinka Public Service Announcement is needed on the dangers of doing crack and playing with matches. How else will people know not to do it?



Why would you want to do that? This sounds like a very effective crackhead abatement program to me.




Yes a good way to rid our society of them!
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:16:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:23:45 AM EDT
The Roof , The Roof, The Roof Is On Fire, Let The Mother Fucka Burn , Burn Motha Fucka Burn.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:48:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By woodbutcher223308:
The Roof , The Roof, The Roof Is On Fire, We Don't Need No Water,Let The Mother Fucka Burn , Burn Motha Fucka Burn.

Link Posted: 1/23/2006 8:53:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:
First flaw in plan: Smoked crack.



Fixed it for you.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 9:06:37 AM EDT
Stupidity is sometimes painful. Extreme stupidity can be fatal. Don't be stupid.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 9:08:38 AM EDT
The matress probably didn't have tags on it any way
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 9:10:19 AM EDT
Personally I'd sue the mattress company
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 9:15:45 AM EDT
I didn't forget the water.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 9:18:27 AM EDT
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