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Posted: 1/22/2006 7:37:31 AM EDT
It doesn't matter what party you are, this is absolutely hilarious. This comes from a black comedian on a Canadian TV show:
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.

"Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

"Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

"Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter ... It will be built in Canada .

"When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

"American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.

" Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America 's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.

"The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth, as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

" Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 7:43:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 7:48:01 AM EDT
Now that's funny.

But, let's look at his achievements:


RECORDS SET

- The only president ever impeached on grounds of personal malfeasance
- Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates*
- Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
- Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
- Most number of witnesses to die suddenly
- First president sued for sexual harassment.
- First president accused of rape.
- First first lady to come under criminal investigation
- Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case
- First president to establish a legal defense fund.
- First president to be held in contempt of court
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad
- First president disbarred from the US Supreme Court and a state court


Link Posted: 1/22/2006 7:49:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Strats:
Now that's funny.

But, let's look at his achievements:


RECORDS SET

- The only president ever impeached on grounds of personal malfeasance
- Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates*
- Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
- Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
- Most number of witnesses to die suddenly
- First president sued for sexual harassment.
- First president accused of rape.
- First first lady to come under criminal investigation
- Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case
- First president to establish a legal defense fund.
- First president to be held in contempt of court
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad
- First president disbarred from the US Supreme Court and a state court



[du]but it was just all about sex [/du]
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 8:03:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Strats:
Now that's funny.

But, let's look at his achievements:


RECORDS SET

- The only president ever impeached on grounds of personal malfeasance
- Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates*
- Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
- Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
- Most number of witnesses to die suddenly
- First president sued for sexual harassment.
- First president accused of rape.
- First first lady to come under criminal investigation
- Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case
- First president to establish a legal defense fund.
- First president to be held in contempt of court
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad
- First president disbarred from the US Supreme Court and a state court





Yup...and yet the "Big Dog" continues to be the icon for the Moonbat Left. I believe that is a great indicator of where their morals and standards are and just how crazy the Left is.
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