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Posted: 1/21/2006 6:50:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 6:53:46 PM EDT

Link Posted: 1/21/2006 6:53:50 PM EDT
I cant get past the title.... Makings of a very, very bad joke..

Link Posted: 1/21/2006 6:55:03 PM EDT
Water, electricity and your ass. A deadly combination.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 6:56:07 PM EDT
toilet seat stolen....cops have nothing to "go" on..roflmao
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:04:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Water, electricity and your ass. A deadly combination.




Worse yet, taking a piss and missing the hole!!!!
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:07:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
"We may not use it in California, but in colder places like Chicago or New York, in the morning you can program it and it will heat up your toilet seat for about 15 minutes or whatever time you want," Shoushtari said. "You sit on it, you can adjust the water temperature if you want to make it warmer or colder."



I mean, honestly, how fucking cold does a toilet seat get? I grew up in Canada and lived in some very cold places and never thought: "Damn, if they only heated these toilet seats."
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:07:36 PM EDT
I'd be pissed! That's a shitty deal.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:08:32 PM EDT
The cops may have to eventualy start checking it for ass prints.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:13:12 PM EDT
And another headline from Fark.com becomes an instant Internet meme.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:20:51 PM EDT
It was Hielo's toilet seat.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:58:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:
It was Hielo's toilet seat.



Where have you been?

Absolutely wonderful avatar!

Rick

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