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Posted: 1/20/2006 9:04:06 PM EDT

see topic....

Posted: 1/20/2006 9:05:51 PM EDT

[#1]

sucks

Kevin smith is a hack.

Posted: 1/20/2006 9:07:04 PM EDT

[#2]

I would rather watch the Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Posted: 1/20/2006 9:07:37 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I would rather watch the Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Hillary (not clinton) is hot.

Posted: 1/20/2006 9:09:05 PM EDT

[#4]

36? Is that including me?

Posted: 1/21/2006 7:33:45 AM EDT

[#5]

The absolutely worst movie I've ever seen

Posted: 1/21/2006 7:38:45 AM EDT

[#6]

Now I know why GD is gone to the crapper. A bunch of people here without taste.

Try not to suck any dicks on your way out...
Hey you! Come back here!

Posted: 1/21/2006 7:39:23 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
see topic....

edited?

Posted: 1/21/2006 7:41:21 AM EDT

[#8]

excellent movie.

Posted: 1/21/2006 7:44:13 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
sucks

Kevin smith is a hack.

Well kurasawa or kieslowski he is not, but his dialogue and hillarious use of stereotypes makes clerks one of the best low-budget movies of the 90s.

Posted: 1/21/2006 7:53:12 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
sucks

Kevin smith is a hack.

Well kurasawa or kieslowski he is not, but his dialogue and hillarious use of stereotypes makes clerks one of the best low-budget movies of the 90s.

His dialogue sucks. Nobody talks that way. It's a lame attempt to make stupid people seem intelligent.

It's kind of like the soliloquies in star trek - no living human being has ever spoken that way in normal conversation, but they write it that way so they look 'profound'.

Bunch of crap is what it is.

Posted: 1/21/2006 7:54:10 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Now I know why GD is gone to the crapper. A bunch of people here without taste.

Try not to suck any dicks on your way out...
Hey you! Come back here!

Or, a bunch of people that aren't 20 years old and actually HAVE taste and discernment.

Posted: 1/21/2006 7:59:00 AM EDT

[#12]

They should have stuck with the alternate(actually original) ending where Dante gets shot in a robbery.

Posted: 1/21/2006 8:07:12 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
They should have stuck with the alternate(actually original) ending where Dante gets shot in a robbery.

[Vader]Noooooooooo![/Vader]

I've seen the alternate ending...that would have been a downer.

Not a big fan of comedies, but Clerks is a favorite, along with Office Space & Blazing Saddles.

Kevin Smith is a lot like George Lucas...they both did their best movies when they didn't have much money to work with.

Scott

Posted: 1/21/2006 8:08:29 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Now I know why GD is gone to the crapper. A bunch of people here without taste.

Try not to suck any dicks on your way out...
Hey you! Come back here!

Or, a bunch of people that aren't 20 years old and actually HAVE taste and discernment.

More likely the people who do not like it are a bunch of 20 years olds that don't like B&W movies nor the lack of special effects, and have no abiltiy to relate to other human beings.

My guess is you're ancient because you don't even understand the targeted group for this movie isn't the 20-somethings of today. It was the 20 somethings of 10-15 years ago.

Posted: 1/21/2006 8:10:31 AM EDT

[#15]

I thought it was pretty funny. though dogma and mallrats were his best

Posted: 1/21/2006 8:11:17 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
sucks

Kevin smith is a hack.

Well kurasawa or kieslowski he is not, but his dialogue and hillarious use of stereotypes makes clerks one of the best low-budget movies of the 90s.

His dialogue sucks. Nobody talks that way. It's a lame attempt to make stupid people seem intelligent.

It's kind of like the soliloquies in star trek - no living human being has ever spoken that way in normal conversation, but they write it that way so they look 'profound'.

Bunch of crap is what it is.

I see... your criterion for good dialogue is reality -- stay away from Mamet and Shakespear. You'll really hate that.

Posted: 1/21/2006 8:37:24 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
sucks

Kevin smith is a hack.

Well kurasawa or kieslowski he is not, but his dialogue and hillarious use of stereotypes makes clerks one of the best low-budget movies of the 90s.

His dialogue sucks. Nobody talks that way. It's a lame attempt to make stupid people seem intelligent.

It's kind of like the soliloquies in star trek - no living human being has ever spoken that way in normal conversation, but they write it that way so they look 'profound'.

Bunch of crap is what it is.

I see... your criterion for good dialogue is reality -- stay away from Mamet and Shakespear. You'll really hate that.

Shakerspeare is good for what it is. And comparing kevin smith to shakespeare is like comparing a yugo to a bugatti veyron.

Kevin smith writes overly wordy crap so for psuedo-intellectual idiots. Sorry if that offends your sensibilities, but I'm not a college age kid who's impressed by the unfunny crap he puts out.

Posted: 1/21/2006 8:41:58 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
sucks

Kevin smith is a hack.

Well kurasawa or kieslowski he is not, but his dialogue and hillarious use of stereotypes makes clerks one of the best low-budget movies of the 90s.

His dialogue sucks. Nobody talks that way. It's a lame attempt to make stupid people seem intelligent.

It's kind of like the soliloquies in star trek - no living human being has ever spoken that way in normal conversation, but they write it that way so they look 'profound'.

Bunch of crap is what it is.

I see... your criterion for good dialogue is reality -- stay away from Mamet and Shakespear. You'll really hate that.

Shakerspeare is good for what it is. And comparing kevin smith to shakespeare is like comparing a yugo to a bugatti veyron.

Kevin smith writes overly wordy crap so for psuedo-intellectual idiots. Sorry if that offends your sensibilities, but I'm not a college age kid who's impressed by the unfunny crap he puts out.

I wasn't comparing Smith to Shakespear. I was pointing out that your criterion for judging dialogue is a bad one. (self edit)

Maybe we can agree to disagree about yourcriterion and the value of clerks

Posted: 1/21/2006 8:49:36 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

It's a lame attempt to make stupid people seem intelligent.

Bunch of crap is what it is.

Kevin smith writes overly wordy crap for psuedo-intellectual idiots.

Big +1

Bastiat nailed it.

Posted: 1/21/2006 9:32:00 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:

It's a lame attempt to make stupid people seem intelligent.

Bunch of crap is what it is.

Kevin smith writes overly wordy crap for psuedo-intellectual idiots.

Big +1

Bastiat nailed it.

Thats an interesting edit of two different posts of Bastiat that looks like a direct quote.

Well done.

Posted: 1/21/2006 9:39:49 AM EDT

[#21]

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Posted: 1/21/2006 10:14:22 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

It's a lame attempt to make stupid people seem intelligent.

Bunch of crap is what it is.

Kevin smith writes overly wordy crap for psuedo-intellectual idiots.

Big +1

Bastiat nailed it.

Thats an interesting edit of two different posts of Bastiat that looks like a direct quote.

Well done.

Thanks for the 'Well done.'

Certainly, my post was not intended to confuse or mislead. Next time I will quote individual posts separately AND in their entirety!! That should cushion it for the overly sensitive among us.

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