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Posted: 1/20/2006 7:36:30 PM EDT
This is one of those annoying Fwd , fwd , fwd that end up in your E-mail , but unlike most
This one made me laugh .

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower.

Dry with a towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo- woo sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror admiring the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed . Yell out to wife to ask where your clean socks are .

Get dressed .
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:38:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:41:36 PM EDT
Hell, I laughed too! It's soooo true!

TC

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:43:39 PM EDT
I was hoping i wasn't the only one who pissed in the shower.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:45:41 PM EDT
heli-copter heli-copter heli-copter!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:47:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:47:25 PM EDT
And it's an annoying fwd that's been posted here about half a dozen times... and that's just the ones that I recall. :)


(my rule of thumb - Find something you think the guys at ARFCOM would like, 99 times out of 100, it's already been posted)
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:49:47 PM EDT
WOO-WOO!!!!!!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:52:22 PM EDT
You forgot to add trying to get some from your wife on the way to the shower and getting shot down, haha!!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:58:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:58:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Matthew_Q:
And it's an annoying fwd that's been posted here about half a dozen times... and that's just the ones that I recall. :)


(my rule of thumb - Find something you think the guys at ARFCOM would like, 99 times out of 100, it's already been posted)



I don't doubt that it's an old Fwd , but I did a couple of archive searches back to 2001 using keywords before I put it up and didn't turn anything up . So I figured someone might enjoy it .
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:59:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Wow, that's pretty dead on. I'd like to add the '1001 shapes you can make with your penis on the glass door of the shower, while giggling like a madman, trying to get your wife's attention while she puts on her makeup'.


Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:00:23 PM EDT
I prefer to grab my weiner and pull it up and yell "turkey leg" at her.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:05:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I prefer to grab my weiner and pull it up and yell "turkey leg" at her.



Follow that with the woo-woo sound and you've got gold there.



Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:36:57 PM EDT
You forgot to tell her I like PIE
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:39:09 PM EDT
Yes Yes
I like
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:39:43 PM EDT
awesome!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:46:16 PM EDT
Funny!

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:54:04 PM EDT
tag for tomorrow morning after the shower! woo woo....
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:57:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Wow, that's pretty dead on. I'd like to add the '1001 shapes you can make with your penis on the glass door of the shower, while giggling like a madman, trying to get your wife's attention while she puts on her makeup'.




Link Posted: 1/20/2006 9:07:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 9:10:07 PM EDT
OMG it's all true


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