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Posted: 1/20/2006 2:36:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:36:55 PM EDT
Is it the makeup or the blue eyes?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:37:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/20/2006 2:37:43 PM EDT by rwinn625]
the cross?



Hadn't been crucified yet so why would he have a cross on his shirt
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:37:29 PM EDT
It's caucasian?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:37:37 PM EDT
It's got a halo, too. I guess it's a dead baby Jesus doll.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:38:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rwinn625:
the cross?




hey, that didn't take long.

Wonder what they were thinking when they did that.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:38:28 PM EDT
Is it anatomically correct?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:38:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By N_Viejo:
It's caucasian?

That's what I noticed first, then the DSLs then the big blue eyes.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:39:06 PM EDT
I think that is the Anti-Christ doll.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:40:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:
www.babyjesusdoll.com/_images//bj300.gif



The doll doesn't look anything like the guys named Jesus that I know.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:40:31 PM EDT
there's also 'afro baby jesus'

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:41:12 PM EDT
and 'latin baby jesus'

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:41:26 PM EDT
looks like a girl to me
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:41:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rwinn625:
the cross?



Hadn't been crucified yet so why would he have a cross on his shirt




Ooooooh yeah! Just more religious trickery!!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:42:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By N_Viejo:

Originally Posted By rwinn625:
the cross?



Hadn't been crucified yet so why would he have a cross on his shirt




Ooooooh yeah! Just more religious trickery!!



It's not trickery, it's just ridiculous.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:44:41 PM EDT
That doll did not evolve but is the creation of an Intelligent Design!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:47:16 PM EDT
Where in the hell is the Asian Jesus doll?

Damn racist doll makers
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:50:38 PM EDT
The cross is there simply to imply that the doll is supposed to represent Jesus. How else would you know what the doll represents? I mean, the real Jesus was black, wasn't he?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:56:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lu380:
I mean, the real Jesus was black, wasn't he?



No, he was brown.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:57:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By lu380:
I mean, the real Jesus was black, wasn't he?



No, he was brown.



Iraqi, to be specific.

I think
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:58:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By lu380:
I mean, the real Jesus was black, wasn't he?



No, he was brown.



Iraqi, to be specific.

I think



Jesus looked like Sadam?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:58:43 PM EDT
Do they float?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:58:57 PM EDT
Maybe they might even make a Jewish baby Jesus doll someday!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:59:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By lu380:
I mean, the real Jesus was black, wasn't he?



No, he was brown.



Iraqi, to be specific.

I think



Jesus looked like Sadam?



Speakin of Sadam, I saw a pr0n clip yesterday where the dude had her head pinned to the wall while he was boning her. Right next to her head was a picture of Sadam and an Iraqi flag
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:00:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Do they float?



I think they walk on water.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:05:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Maybe they might even make a Jewish baby Jesus doll someday!



Yeah, but you would have to pull down the pants to know
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:08:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:10:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:17:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Maybe they might even make a Jewish baby Jesus doll someday!



Yeah, but you would have to pull down the pants to know



Circumstantial evidence




Thats just wrong, but I guess that's why it's so funny.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:22:46 PM EDT
ooh, look, it's a tactical baby jesus doll holder!

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:24:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JS98010:
Is it anatomically correct?


You are one sick bastard...I was going to post the same thing.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:28:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By N_Viejo:
It's caucasian?

That's what I noticed first, then the DSLs then the big blue eyes.





You are SOOOO going to Hell.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 10:01:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By N_Viejo:
It's caucasian?

That's what I noticed first, then the DSLs then the big blue eyes.





You are SOOOO going to Hell.

I was going to hell LONG before that. After drinking an entire bottle of Captain Morgan Tattoo last night, my liver currently thinks it's their. It woke up next to me pissed the hell off.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 3:27:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Maybe they might even make a Jewish baby Jesus doll someday!



Yeah, but you would have to pull down the pants to know



Circumstantial evidence





Link Posted: 1/21/2006 3:44:16 PM EDT
Notice something funny about this baby jesus doll?

Why yes, I noticed right away. It does not look like Chuck Norris.

Terrible oversight on the manufacturers part. I would be looking over my shoulder from now on if I were them.
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