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Posted: 1/20/2006 5:56:49 AM EDT
...Osama sends the US a message and says he's going to attack us again....but he offers a truce.

Anyway, I thought it might be funny to solicit some whit and wisdom from the arfcom crowd

Here's someting I'd like to say to him: "There aren't any virgins in hell, Mother****er!"

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:58:11 AM EDT
5.56 holes make invisible souls....

I'd cap the mother fucker.....and put his head on a pole in my front yard....
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:00:02 AM EDT
I would call the JW's over and let them get in a Theological debate while I got my .45 ACP and the routing number for my bank (for that 25 Million).
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:01:29 AM EDT
While it puts me in a minority group, I would actually like to sit down and talk to the guy for half an hour.



Before I filled his ass with 556
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:03:30 AM EDT
It would depend on which Glock I had on my person at the moment, if he'd get a 9mm or a .40 caliber "message".
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:04:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
While it puts me in a minority group, I would actually like to sit down and talk to the guy for half an hour.



Before I filled his ass with 556

Oh I'd "talk" to him too, for well over 30 minutes!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:04:24 AM EDT
Knives come to mind , but I'm feeling nice today.

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oh, and the 25mil
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:04:45 AM EDT
a double tap of .30 carbine softpoints to the chest, then an "anchor shot" to make sure he doesn't come back.
Then call GW up and ask for my 25 million.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:07:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/20/2006 6:07:31 AM EDT by MTUSA]
10mm to his forehead. 165gr. 600+lbs @1400fps.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:07:24 AM EDT
Something slow, bloody, painful, and loud, with HIM not enjoying it much.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:08:25 AM EDT
Introduce him to Mr. Stihl...
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:08:32 AM EDT
A slow and agonizing death,

I promise to inflict wounds on that bastard the world has never known, and then at the end, to shove pork down his throat and finally a nice taste of a knife sawing through his gullet.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:09:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Something slow, bloody, painful, and loud, with HIM not enjoying it much.



There is definitely something to be said for that route too....
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:09:45 AM EDT
Call up some pipe-hittin' friends to come over with pliers and a blowtorch...
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:09:53 AM EDT
He probably doesn't know English. I'd say "Do you speak Mozambique" and then help him translate.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:11:51 AM EDT

Well... BYE!

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:12:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/20/2006 6:13:54 AM EDT by mgw1181]
BANG! x 10 (at least)
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:12:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ThirtyCal_FAL:
...Osama sends the US a message and says he's going to attack us again....but he offers a truce.

Anyway, I thought it might be funny to solicit some whit and wisdom from the arfcom crowd

Here's someting I'd like to say to him: "There aren't any virgins in hell, Mother****er!"




My message would be a few dozen rounds from a Bushmaster. After that, I would piss on his bleeding corpse.

Then I would gather all the gasoline and kerosened I could find and burn his bloody, piss-stained corpse.

I would then gather the ashes and flush them down the toilet.

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:13:15 AM EDT
You guys are too nice.

.45 to each ankle to keep him close at hand. Then I'd break out my kids' .22lr and pop a hole every inch starting at the ankle and working up. I'd have the wife next to me as she's a nurse to keep him from bleeding to death. I'm thinking one hole for every soul lost on the planes and in the towers. Finally I'd pop a .17HMR to the nut sack (both sides) and one to the head to scramble his brains. I figure he'd still be alive long enough for me to collect my 25million. The reward is tax free right?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:13:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
While it puts me in a minority group, I would actually like to sit down and talk to the guy for half an hour.



Before I filled his ass with 556



me to. just to understand, and learn what i could.

then shoot him. thrice.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:14:04 AM EDT
I think we all would poop our pants first.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:15:08 AM EDT
I would tell him he is a dick then kill him alot.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:15:13 AM EDT
I would cuff him, chain him down, restrain him, etc. Then, turn on the video camera, on a tripod of course. Then I'd spend some time talking to him..picking his brain. Find out why he acts the way he does, who pissed in his corn flakes, etc. After my interrogation was satisfactory, I would (still in full view of the camera) see how many mag dumps a terrorist pig fucker like him can take before he's ripped completely in half.



This has been toned down a bit, as this is GD.

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:16:20 AM EDT
After I introduced him to my 1911, I would start screaming like those people on the Publishers Clearing House commercials. "25 MILLION DOLLARS!!!1!!!111"
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:18:00 AM EDT
Jees you guys are so violent. I'd first give him a flower and then discuss the need for us to love and respect each other. I take him online to DU and show him how we all just want to get along.



NOT. Two the the chest and one to the head!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:19:42 AM EDT
Shoot in face, reload and repeat, collect millions, be the hero of ARFCOM! Maybe even post a pic of him with an OWNED sign!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:19:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/20/2006 6:20:42 AM EDT by blacklisted]
In California I would probably be charged with murder for killing him.

Personally I would like to do some torture tactics I have been thinking about (mostly psychological). However, it is logical to turn him in. Why? Because they could possibly "extract" information out of him. I'd also still get the reward. I'd also post pics.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:20:01 AM EDT
I'd let me gun do the talking. He's wanted dead or alive, might as well turn him over dead.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:24:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/20/2006 6:27:05 AM EDT by motown_steve]
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

That was for the Twin Towers you airplane crashin' sumbitch!

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:25:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
While it puts me in a minority group, I would actually like to sit down and talk to the guy for half an hour.



Before I filled his ass with 556

Oh I'd "talk" to him too, for well over 30 minutes!


I like this, A little torture never hurt noone
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:30:39 AM EDT
die.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:35:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
While it puts me in a minority group, I would actually like to sit down and talk to the guy for half an hour.



Before I filled his ass with 556



+1
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:40:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/20/2006 6:41:42 AM EDT by x5060]
I would actually have to restrain myself from killing him. Though it would be VERY tempting to put 2 to his chest and call the coreners, hes more valuable to the government alive. A MAJOR source of information for many large terrorist cells. after we clean house of all the other dirtbags, then id pop him. The 25 mil would also be nice =D

Plus im sure the CIA, NSA, FBI, and GW have MUCH better ways of making him suffer.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:42:14 AM EDT
And some people think they have seen torture?

Yes, it would be tempting, and I'd have to restrain myself, to find out if he has ever seen a .45-70 from the wrong end before.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:46:22 AM EDT
He'd be the first student in my "Effectiveness of Infidel Weapons" course.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:46:47 AM EDT
Oh yeah, I would also put panties on his head.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:49:50 AM EDT
Perhaps I would tie him up and ship him to Old_Painless for a Terrorists O Truth thread for ARFCOM. Then O_P and I could split the 25 million.

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:52:52 AM EDT
Head + Pike + Yard + Media
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:54:09 AM EDT
.45 ACP 230 gr. Gold Dot Hollow Point.

If he's on my doorstep, I'm definitely in fear of imminent death or grievous bodily harm.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:55:24 AM EDT
I'd say "I too BANG!! want a BANG BANG!!!!!! truce BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!!"

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:56:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By garandman:
I'd say "I too BANG!! want a BANG BANG!!!!!! truce BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!!"



I don't want to talk you you! I just want BANG BANG BANG!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:56:52 AM EDT
On the doorstep? Close range?

I'd have to vote for the old Wingmaster and heavy gauge buck. Empty magazine, repeat until authorities arrive.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:00:47 AM EDT
Hey, pour some nice hot liquid lard down his throat?

That would really freak his fundamental ass out...

Feed him bacon sammiches...

Throw him in a pigsty like in Hannibal, and let the pigs eat him?

As long as we are getting creative....
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:02:40 AM EDT
SEY HELLO TO MY LETTLE FRIEND!!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:05:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:


My message would be a few dozen rounds from a Bushmaster. After that, I would piss on his bleeding corpse.

Then I would gather all the gasoline and kerosened I could find and burn his bloody, piss-stained corpse.





I'd wrap the corpse in bacon first.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:05:24 AM EDT
I'd have him go and pick out a pineapple
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:06:34 AM EDT
Hello....POW! Clean up on front porch please!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:06:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:09:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/20/2006 7:10:11 AM EDT by OmegaMan]

Yo homie...




Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:09:37 AM EDT
Break both arms, and both legs in multiple locations. Toothpicks forced under the fingernails (fresh out of bamboo). Go next door and find a propane torch (insert sequence from your imagination here). Force feed him some bacon and pork chops. Cuff his broken arms behind his back and hang him from the front porch by the chain on the cuffs, with approx. 50lbs hanging from both of his broken legs. Go grab a root beer, call the media, FBI, sit back on the porch and wait for my $25 million.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:12:31 AM EDT
How about videotaping beheading bin laden and send it to al Jazeera to broadcast?

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