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Posted: 1/19/2006 4:14:17 PM EDT
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...

"Probably at work!"
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:15:52 PM EDT
so true, so true.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:15:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:15:57 PM EDT
That is so true. We need to clean house, screw this 'melting pot' shit
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:16:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...

"Probably at work!"



I call BS--the Somali is unlikely to speak spanish...
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:20:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:

I call BS--the Somali is unlikely to speak spanish...



Dude, it happened exactly that way!
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:23:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:

I call BS--the Somali is unlikely to speak spanish...



Dude, it happened exactly that way!



So the Somali speaks spanish? That's a pretty heavy pile of bullshit you're shoveling.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:27:56 PM EDT
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Funny as hell.......
To bad it's probably true.
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