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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:09:50 PM EDT
it being the one handed bra thing. They had a segment on a TV show tonight [pretty funny] about how men learn to do it.

Patty
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:10:56 PM EDT
just a natural gift.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:12:11 PM EDT
I had training

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:12:54 PM EDT
I always used shears.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:13:24 PM EDT

You can use hands?? Nobody told me that!!

I've always used my tongue, sometimes in combination with my vestigial prehensile tail.

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:13:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:14:17 PM EDT
Learn? Natrual instinct. But practiced well.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:14:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
You can use hands?? Nobody told me that!!

I've always used my tongue, sometimes in combination with my vestigial prehensile tail.




Tell Mrs DK-Prof that I'm a wee jealous tonight!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:15:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 8:20:20 PM EDT by Cypher214]
Practice.

Necessity brings about desire to better one's self.

Once you get to the point that you realize that more time spent fiddling with a bra clasp is less time spent with other, more interesting, activities, one begins to practice the art of the one handed bra unclasping, the two fingered pants unbottoning, using the nose to lift a shirt to the desired height, and so forth. Utilizing all parts of the body to perform these tasks makes it easier for the hands and mouth to do their job without unnecessary time spent on uninteresting things.

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:15:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 8:15:48 PM EDT by FMJshooter]
.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:16:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:16:32 PM EDT
Natural talent. No coaching, no trial and error. I had it on the first try.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:16:34 PM EDT
Well when I was younger, I'd wear mom's bras around the house. So the first time I took a bra off a girl, it was a piece of cake!

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:18:27 PM EDT
One handed bra thing? .......
Uh oh I have a feeling if you guys only knew, you would punch my man card.......
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:18:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
You can use hands?? Nobody told me that!!

I've always used my tongue, sometimes in combination with my vestigial prehensile tail.




Tell Mrs DK-Prof that I'm a wee jealous tonight!





While my tongue is long, 340 miles is too ambitious even for me!

I will be heading down to Nashville this weekend, though. Yay
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:18:59 PM EDT
rounded edge so you dont cut the fine ladys back

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:19:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:
just a natural gift.

+1
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:19:58 PM EDT
I'm a drummer. Finger Dexterity (TM) is a given!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:20:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
You can use hands?? Nobody told me that!!

I've always used my tongue, sometimes in combination with my vestigial prehensile tail.




Tell Mrs DK-Prof that I'm a wee jealous tonight!





While my tongue is long, 340 miles is too ambitious even for me!



I will be heading down to Nashville this weekend, though. Yay

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:21:08 PM EDT
I like grabbing the front and ripping it apart.
The ladies seem to like it too!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:21:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:
I'm a drummer. Finger Dexterity (TM) is a given!



come on no stories of the first time??
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:22:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By USGI_45:
One handed bra thing? .......
Uh oh I have a feeling if you guys only knew, you would punch my man card.......



You put a bra on and practiced on yourself?

You practiced on your sister... your mom!!!???
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:26:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:
I'm a drummer. Finger Dexterity (TM) is a given!



come on no stories of the first time??



Actually the first time was easy because the hooks were in FRONT!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:27:45 PM EDT
First time I tried it I did it. Been able to do it ever since.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:30:15 PM EDT
I came of age in the seventies, what bras?

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:31:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By USGI_45:
One handed bra thing? .......
Uh oh I have a feeling if you guys only knew, you would punch my man card.......



You put a bra on and practiced on yourself?

You practiced on your sister... your mom!!!???




No.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:33:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 8:35:16 PM EDT by SigSaurP228]
Fuck that if it gets to overly complicated, I just grab my pocket knife and cut that s.o.b. off. The first time I did that to my ex she was pissed.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:33:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By USGI_45:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By USGI_45:
One handed bra thing? .......
Uh oh I have a feeling if you guys only knew, you would punch my man card.......



You put a bra on and practiced on yourself?

You practiced on your sister... your mom!!!???




No.



Well... spit it out.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:35:08 PM EDT
Man, I should have posted this in the woman's forum "What was it like the first time" Maybe it was just medating fumbly fingers?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:35:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By USGI_45:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By USGI_45:
One handed bra thing? .......
Uh oh I have a feeling if you guys only knew, you would punch my man card.......



You put a bra on and practiced on yourself?

You practiced on your sister... your mom!!!???




No.



Well... spit it out.



You practiced on a hot teacher of yours, BUT you did not go all the way with her?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:36:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:36:54 PM EDT

How'd you learn it?


... I'm goal oriented
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:39:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
I didn't learn it. I tried. Honest I did. I saw it done in a movie and figured that was the way it was done. I was 23, my newfound teacher was 38--and 38 DD. It hooked in front--and had "underwires" to keep things under control. I tried the one hand thing. After a while she said, "there are hooks." I said I know. Finally she took mercy and undid it in one quick motion--I saw Heaven that day. <sigh>



tbk1 that's too funny!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:41:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By USGI_45:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By USGI_45:
One handed bra thing? .......
Uh oh I have a feeling if you guys only knew, you would punch my man card.......



You put a bra on and practiced on yourself?

You practiced on your sister... your mom!!!???




No.



Well... spit it out.



Well I didnt get it my first time, Actually it was quite the opposite. I ended up having to tell them do it for me. Same with their belts.
But to make things more understandable, it was dark under the blanket, I was drunk, I have fat fingers, and I was nervous.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:45:58 PM EDT
I examined the mechanism and devised a hypotenuse .
Then it was just a simple matter of refining application dexterity
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:46:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
I had training

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funny stuff.....

I learned it thru trial and error...
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:16:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
it being the one handed bra thing. They had a segment on a TV show tonight [pretty funny] about how men learn to do it.

Patty



I still haven’t mastered putting on my bra one handed………..how do the ladies do it?
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:19:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/19/2006 5:19:56 AM EDT by ARDOC]
I had a nice female friend who gave me personal private lessons.

She was a really good friend and she would give me benefits between boyfriends. Never had to take her out to dinner or a date.

Taught me about the front plastic slide locks and the regular 2 hook and 3 hook metal locks.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:22:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By USGI_45:
One handed bra thing? .......
Uh oh I have a feeling if you guys only knew, you would punch my man card.......



Did your sister teach you???!?!?!
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:28:10 AM EDT
Instict.

A party ... a dark room .... doing a slow dance .... you embrace .... you caress ... you find the fastener ... you unhook ... .... it does not take a rocket scientist to figure out how to do it with one hand.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:28:22 AM EDT
I usually just snap the elastic and say "Take this @#$% thing off!"


Women find me very charming.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:40:41 AM EDT


1.practice, practice,practice.
2.+ natural dexterity
3. more practice
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:53:35 AM EDT
They come off???
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 6:05:08 AM EDT
the plastic slide locks are a piece-o-cake and the hooks aren't bad, bud have you ever tried to put the hook clasps back together?? three words: exercise in futility.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 6:08:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/19/2006 6:08:16 AM EDT by Dan12]
I still can't...Sometimes I try and my wife laughs at me and does it herself. I am glad I can make her laugh, even if it is at me and not with me....

Dan
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 6:12:21 AM EDT
I'm a boob man, it is required knowledge. [

It is quite funny when you do it to a "new" woman, and she has never had a guy do it one handed on the first try in a split second before. The "UH-OH!" look on her face is priceless!

GR
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 6:13:22 AM EDT
If you can snap your fingers, you can do it.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 6:14:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
it being the one handed bra thing. They had a segment on a TV show tonight [pretty funny] about how men learn to do it.

Patty





Self-taught.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 6:15:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By go3:
If you can snap your fingers, you can do it.



Exactly
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 6:21:52 AM EDT
never had to learn. I head south as soon as possible, by the time I come up for air it's off.


-HS
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 6:22:07 AM EDT
It comes with the Man Card. Upon physical contact with the card, the embedded chip downloads all you need to know. VOILA!!
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