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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:10:56 PM EDT
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just a natural gift.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:12:11 PM EDT
[#2]
I had training
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:12:54 PM EDT
[#3]
I always used shears.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:13:24 PM EDT
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You can use hands?? Nobody told me that!!  I've always used my tongue, sometimes in combination with my vestigial prehensile tail. 
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:13:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:14:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Learn? Natrual instinct. But practiced well.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:14:33 PM EDT
[#7]
 Tell Mrs DK-Prof that I'm a wee jealous tonight!
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:15:13 PM EDT
[#8]
Practice.
Necessity brings about desire to better one's self. Once you get to the point that you realize that more time spent fiddling with a bra clasp is less time spent with other, more interesting, activities, one begins to practice the art of the one handed bra unclasping, the two fingered pants unbottoning, using the nose to lift a shirt to the desired height, and so forth. Utilizing all parts of the body to perform these tasks makes it easier for the hands and mouth to do their job without unnecessary time spent on uninteresting things. |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:15:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:16:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:16:32 PM EDT
[#11]
Natural talent. No coaching, no trial and error. I had it on the first try.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:16:34 PM EDT
[#12]
Well when I was younger, I'd wear mom's bras around the house. So the first time I took a bra off a girl, it was a piece of cake!
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:18:27 PM EDT
[#13]
One handed bra thing?
 .......Uh oh I have a feeling if you guys only knew, you would punch my man card....... |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:18:44 PM EDT
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While my tongue is long, 340 miles is too ambitious even for me!  I will be heading down to Nashville this weekend, though. Yay 
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:18:59 PM EDT
[#15]
rounded edge so you dont cut the fine ladys back
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:19:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:19:58 PM EDT
[#17]
I'm a drummer. Finger Dexterity (TM) is a given!
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:20:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:21:08 PM EDT
[#19]
I like grabbing the front and ripping it apart.
The ladies seem to like it too!
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:21:15 PM EDT
[#20]
come on no stories of the first time?? |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:22:17 PM EDT
[#21]
You put a bra on and practiced on yourself? You practiced on your sister... your mom!!!??? |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:26:39 PM EDT
[#22]
Actually the first time was easy because the hooks were in FRONT!
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:27:45 PM EDT
[#23]
First time I tried it I did it. Been able to do it ever since.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:30:15 PM EDT
[#24]
I came of age in the seventies, what bras?
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:31:39 PM EDT
[#25]
No. |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:33:36 PM EDT
[#26]
Fuck that if it gets to overly complicated, I just grab my pocket knife and cut that s.o.b. off.
The first time I did that to my ex she was pissed.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:33:43 PM EDT
[#27]
Well... spit it out. |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:35:08 PM EDT
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Man, I should have posted this in the woman's forum "What was it like the first time" Maybe it was just medating fumbly fingers?
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:35:43 PM EDT
[#29]
You practiced on a hot teacher of yours, BUT you did not go all the way with her? |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:36:19 PM EDT
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I didn't learn it. I tried. Honest I did. I saw it done in a movie and figured that was the way it was done. I was 23, my newfound teacher was 38--and 38 DD. It hooked in front--and had "underwires" to keep things under control. I tried the one hand thing. After a while she said, "there are hooks." I said I know. Finally she took mercy and undid it in one quick motion--I saw Heaven that day. <sigh>
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:36:54 PM EDT
[#31]
... I'm goal oriented
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:39:47 PM EDT
[#32]
tbk1 that's too funny! |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:41:09 PM EDT
[#33]
Well I didnt get it my first time, Actually it was quite the opposite. I ended up having to tell them do it for me. Same with their belts.  But to make things more understandable, it was dark under the blanket, I was drunk, I have fat fingers, and I was nervous. |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:45:58 PM EDT
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I examined the mechanism and devised a hypotenuse .
Then it was just a simple matter of refining application dexterity |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:46:36 PM EDT
[#35]
funny stuff..... I learned it thru trial and error...
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Posted: 1/19/2006 5:16:56 AM EDT
[#36]
I still haven’t mastered putting on my bra one handed………..how do the ladies do it? |
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Posted: 1/19/2006 5:19:04 AM EDT
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I had a nice female friend who gave me personal private lessons.
She was a really good friend and she would give me benefits between boyfriends. Never had to take her out to dinner or a date. Taught me about the front plastic slide locks and the regular 2 hook and 3 hook metal locks.
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Posted: 1/19/2006 5:22:02 AM EDT
[#38]
Did your sister teach you???!?!?!
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Posted: 1/19/2006 5:28:10 AM EDT
[#39]
Instict.
A party ... a dark room .... doing a slow dance .... you embrace .... you caress ... you find the fastener ... you unhook ... .... it does not take a rocket scientist to figure out how to do it with one hand.
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Posted: 1/19/2006 5:28:22 AM EDT
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I usually just snap the elastic and say "Take this @#$% thing off!"
Women find me very charming. |
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Posted: 1/19/2006 5:40:41 AM EDT
[#41]
1.practice, practice,practice. 2.+ natural dexterity 3. more practice
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Posted: 1/19/2006 5:53:35 AM EDT
[#42]
They come off???
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Posted: 1/19/2006 6:05:08 AM EDT
[#43]
the plastic slide locks are a piece-o-cake and the hooks aren't bad, bud have you ever tried to put the hook clasps back together?? three words: exercise in futility.
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Posted: 1/19/2006 6:08:00 AM EDT
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I still can't...Sometimes I try and my wife laughs at me and does it herself. I am glad I can make her laugh, even if it is at me and not with me....
Dan |
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Posted: 1/19/2006 6:12:21 AM EDT
[#45]
I'm a boob man, it is required knowledge. [
It is quite funny when you do it to a "new" woman, and she has never had a guy do it one handed on the first try in a split second before. The "UH-OH!" look on her face is priceless! GR |
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Posted: 1/19/2006 6:13:22 AM EDT
[#46]
If you can snap your fingers, you can do it.
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Posted: 1/19/2006 6:14:24 AM EDT
[#47]
Self-taught.
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Posted: 1/19/2006 6:15:32 AM EDT
[#48]
Exactly |
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Posted: 1/19/2006 6:21:52 AM EDT
[#49]
never had to learn. I head south as soon as possible, by the time I come up for air it's off.
-HS |
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Posted: 1/19/2006 6:22:07 AM EDT
[#50]
It comes with the Man Card. Upon physical contact with the card, the embedded chip downloads all you need to know. VOILA!!
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